I loved the first series but don't have that new fangled type of TV so like Mike will have to wait until it hits BBC1 or BBC2.
My lovely partner has Sky and said the first episode was a disapointment.
Was the first episode poor or was it like many anticipated things, where you wait so long for it to come along that you are disapointed no matter how good it is??!!
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McGuinness
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 55
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:banghead: :banghead:I think the problem here is the difference between the sexes!!!
For many men/boy's the ultimate fantasy is to take a lady's cherry, jokes go around about the endangered species in given areas are female virgins.
ie virgin student nurse=as rare as rocking horse shit
because popping a virgins cherry is the ultimate goal for a man these numpties think that by advertising that they are virgins women will be jumping at the chance to pop them!!
People!!!, ladies and gents are a completely different species, while the man wants to be the first, pop the cherry see blood, i think ladies are looking for emotional bonding, a man that can find the right spots a man that knows how to treat a lady.
I have the unfulfilled fantasy of popping a girls cherry, however as a lover i feel that i am a much nicer proposition as an experienced lover that knows what a lady is looking for than i was as a virgin!!!
and i agree with many posts on here i feel neither a swinging experience or a whore is the way to lose your virginity!!
i could have gone to a whore and done the deed, however i chose someone i liked instead ( the fact i now hate that person is not the point) my time was special i think if it was a business transaction it might not have felt so special and might have felt seedy!
JMO of course
For many men/boy's the ultimate fantasy is to take a lady's cherry, jokes go around about the endangered species in given areas are female virgins.
ie virgin student nurse=as rare as rocking horse shit
because popping a virgins cherry is the ultimate goal for a man these numpties think that by advertising that they are virgins women will be jumping at the chance to pop them!!
People!!!, ladies and gents are a completely different species, while the man wants to be the first, pop the cherry see blood, i think ladies are looking for emotional bonding, a man that can find the right spots a man that knows how to treat a lady.
I have the unfulfilled fantasy of popping a girls cherry, however as a lover i feel that i am a much nicer proposition as an experienced lover that knows what a lady is looking for than i was as a virgin!!!
and i agree with many posts on here i feel neither a swinging experience or a whore is the way to lose your virginity!!
i could have gone to a whore and done the deed, however i chose someone i liked instead ( the fact i now hate that person is not the point) my time was special i think if it was a business transaction it might not have felt so special and might have felt seedy!
JMO of course
I'm a schitzo cinema goer, i have two homes, at my london residence i haven't been to the cinema for years probably 2 years at least. At my birmingham residence i go to the cinema nearly every week day that i'm there!!!!! The other week i was there from friday until tuesday, i went to the cinema on friday, tuesday and twice on the monday!!!!!
That week i saw
Friday:- Layercake very good
Monday:- Hero am
Some kind of monster pm
Tuesday:- Man on fire
That week i saw
Friday:- Layercake very good
Monday:- Hero am
Some kind of monster pm
Tuesday:- Man on fire
Well i went against my principles and contacted her
Now i feel like i've lost my dignity as my concern was not wanted
In future i will stick to my values
My partner says i will keep losing friends but at the end of the day at least my dignity will be intact and i won't get hurt over and over again if i don't let people cross me
Now i feel like i've lost my dignity as my concern was not wanted
In future i will stick to my values
My partner says i will keep losing friends but at the end of the day at least my dignity will be intact and i won't get hurt over and over again if i don't let people cross me
Quote by Vix
"No, the cat has not got spots on his tummy, they're his nipples."
That is so funny, not long after rescuing my faithful friend from the bastard that used to own him i was stroking his tummy and thought, oh poor thing he's got zits!!!! Well knowing that zits always feel better after they've burst i started to squeeze his "spots" real hard. Much yelping followed. For weeks i was trying to burst those damn spots, i knew it was for his own good even if he didn't! After weeks of trying it was time for him to go to the vet for his annual MOT.
"I'm worried about these spots, is it just dog acne or cancerous lumps" (i'm ever the optimist!!)
"Ermm thats his nipples!!"
"But he's a boy!!"
"Ermm Marcus look at YOUR chest!!"
"Doh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sorry Max, (RIP the most faithfull companion anyone could have asked for :upset: )
What is it with the automated messages and the fact they assume you have a star button!!!! Having spent silly bollocks money on expensive phones which soon either broke down or got broken, so i now have an unglamourous phone, it looks pig ugly but as it was designed for high volume usage it is very sturdy, but call centres, it has no * button.
And where the f**k is the option of, "to speak to a human press......."
Can you guess i spent yesterday trying to catch up with my paperwork / bills too??
And where the f**k is the option of, "to speak to a human press......."
Can you guess i spent yesterday trying to catch up with my paperwork / bills too??
So the revised prayer is
Dear Lord,
We thank you for breasts and other lady bits,
We especially thank you for Mr Stanley Collymore and the new members he brings to the site,
Cheers to the queers
Applause to the whores
May alternative life-styles prosper
And fuck become a house-hold word (but not in front of the saucepans!)
Thine be the power and the glory,
Amen
Dear Lord,
We thank you for breasts and other lady bits,
We especially thank you for Mr Stanley Collymore and the new members he brings to the site,
Cheers to the queers
Applause to the whores
May alternative life-styles prosper
And fuck become a house-hold word (but not in front of the saucepans!)
Thine be the power and the glory,
Amen
Pardon, can't hear you somebodies shouting!!!!
Maybe the school bus drops him off
Lets say the Swinging Heaven prayer
Dear Lord,
We thank you for breasts and other lady bits,
We especially thank you for Mr Stanley Collymore and the new members he brings to the site,
Thine be the power and the glory,
Amen
Maybe the school bus drops him off
Lets say the Swinging Heaven prayer
Dear Lord,
We thank you for breasts and other lady bits,
We especially thank you for Mr Stanley Collymore and the new members he brings to the site,
Thine be the power and the glory,
Amen
Got an e-mail today from the following address
since i got it my computer has been acting weird
Not nescecarily accusing this peep but please be aware people, my e-mail adress is only registered through two sites, so i think he found me on swinging heaven or another site
anti-virus, norton, ad-aware and spybot all allowed the problem through so looks like whoever is playing with my puter has discovered a new way in
just thought you might be interested, apologies to
if it is not the cause of the problem
since i got it my computer has been acting weird
Not nescecarily accusing this peep but please be aware people, my e-mail adress is only registered through two sites, so i think he found me on swinging heaven or another site
anti-virus, norton, ad-aware and spybot all allowed the problem through so looks like whoever is playing with my puter has discovered a new way in
just thought you might be interested, apologies to
if it is not the cause of the problem
Thanks for the answers guys
I think i will text her tomorrow after work
The not going back has protected me in the past. if contact is not kept with ex's and people that have crossed me then i cannot be hurt / crossed again, simple plan but it works.
Guess this time i might make an exception! Got tonight to think about it first though
I think i will text her tomorrow after work
The not going back has protected me in the past. if contact is not kept with ex's and people that have crossed me then i cannot be hurt / crossed again, simple plan but it works.
Guess this time i might make an exception! Got tonight to think about it first though
As a background to this my ex best friends daughter was pregnant with twins.
My ex best friend was a former heroin addict so has some understanding of addictions
Recently we had a falling out, i was apparently rude to her whilst drunk, previously she has always forgiven such indiscretions, as she has an understanding of addictions. Because of her changing attitute to my problems we have not spoken since.
Now in life i have a policy, no going back. Once i fall out with someone thats it, no going back, no making up, no regrets. It has lost me a lot of friends / relationships / aquaintances but it has also made things not drag on which they shouldn't IMO.
For example when i was forced out of a job a while back by a minority, i cut everyone from that job off, i have contacted nobody from that place since whether they had crossed me or not, whether they were friends or not.
In line with my policy i had cut my friend out of my life completely expecting never to contact her again or be contacted by her again.
Now this week i get this message
"(name removed)..............lost the twins 2 weeks ago. and she also has hodgkins, (cancer of the neck)"
Now i'm in a connundrum, i never go backwards but is this a friend in need and therefore i should break my policy.
I'm reluctant to do so as once a policies broken its open to be broken again and again!!!
She also waited 2 weeks to tell me about the twins, was this just an info bulletin or a call for sympathy / help? Surely if help / support was required i would have been told about the twins earlier?
What would you do given the circumstances and my beliefs re once its over its over?
Maybe i should start one of those much maligned polls!!!
My ex best friend was a former heroin addict so has some understanding of addictions
Recently we had a falling out, i was apparently rude to her whilst drunk, previously she has always forgiven such indiscretions, as she has an understanding of addictions. Because of her changing attitute to my problems we have not spoken since.
Now in life i have a policy, no going back. Once i fall out with someone thats it, no going back, no making up, no regrets. It has lost me a lot of friends / relationships / aquaintances but it has also made things not drag on which they shouldn't IMO.
For example when i was forced out of a job a while back by a minority, i cut everyone from that job off, i have contacted nobody from that place since whether they had crossed me or not, whether they were friends or not.
In line with my policy i had cut my friend out of my life completely expecting never to contact her again or be contacted by her again.
Now this week i get this message
"(name removed)..............lost the twins 2 weeks ago. and she also has hodgkins, (cancer of the neck)"
Now i'm in a connundrum, i never go backwards but is this a friend in need and therefore i should break my policy.
I'm reluctant to do so as once a policies broken its open to be broken again and again!!!
She also waited 2 weeks to tell me about the twins, was this just an info bulletin or a call for sympathy / help? Surely if help / support was required i would have been told about the twins earlier?
What would you do given the circumstances and my beliefs re once its over its over?
Maybe i should start one of those much maligned polls!!!
Just got onto Talksport again (Sports breakfast show), woohoo!!!
Talksport many years ago Tommy Boyd show before he got the boot
The Bill even longer ago!!
I feel any minute now Equity will be knocking on my door asking me to join ;)
Seriously I always have Talksport on whilst on swinging heaven, does everyone else have:- silence, radio (which station?), music, tv or what???
Talksport many years ago Tommy Boyd show before he got the boot
The Bill even longer ago!!
I feel any minute now Equity will be knocking on my door asking me to join ;)
Seriously I always have Talksport on whilst on swinging heaven, does everyone else have:- silence, radio (which station?), music, tv or what???
Quote by Vix
Because I received notification, through the post, today that I am now...
officially...
DIVORCED!!!!
How i long to say those words, especially to my lovely partner. As a matter of interest how long has it been? Mine has been on the go since April 2001 and still no resolution in sight!!!
Angel chat i'm sorry but your plight heartens me, i'm not the only one that has been suffering for so long.
For the people that saw their divorce as a failure i can't relate to you but totally respect your feelings, personally i will be partying likes it's 1999
My favourite James Bond is Easy..............................no hold on there, Easy is Sean Connery, no hold on, is Sean Connery, Easy or is Easy, Sean Connery?
.................................................... Oh bugger it i've just found out Easy is superman, so was being James Bond his secret identity from being a Superhero? I'm confuzzled now!!!
Sean Connery followed by Pierce Brosnan, and i think Pierce should make a few more in my opinion he's not too old yet. Anyone have any thoughts on Pierces replacement?
.................................................... Oh bugger it i've just found out Easy is superman, so was being James Bond his secret identity from being a Superhero? I'm confuzzled now!!!
Sean Connery followed by Pierce Brosnan, and i think Pierce should make a few more in my opinion he's not too old yet. Anyone have any thoughts on Pierces replacement?