Ok it might be a minor thing compared to the troubles of the world but can i ask do people read this lovely's name as
Celticq as in Glasgow Celtic football club? C sound
or Kelticq as in Celtic? K sound
If the lady with the crossed knickers could reply too that would be great.
Personally i think of her as Glasgow Celtic type 'C' Celticq but i am prepared to change my mind if wrong
Hi can you add me to this little shindig, spoke to Mr_D at the london munch and admired chard at the self same place
McGuinness also the ugly hairy half of newcouple in the chat room, if your lucky you get to speak to the gorgeous not so hairy half!!!!!!!!
Osama bin laden is facing his latest captives.
Before him are four squaddies from the new UK combined squad
Osama "Despite you being infidels i am a fair man, before i kill you i shall grant you one wish"
Taff steps forward "i want a 50 man, male voice choir singing Tom Jones's greatest hits"
Jock steps forward "i want 50 bagpipers playing flower of scotland"
Paddy steps forward "i want michael flattley and 49 dancers river dancing"
George steps forward
"I WANT TO BE SHOT FIRST"
Wondered where it had gone, usually when i'm barred from a group i've done something wrong but yesterday tried to get on and had barred entry!!!
Usually i get barred by one of these chaps
not a computer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Here for anyone that hasn't got office
"Personal ads" in the Dublin News
Heavy drinker, 35, Cork area. Seeks gorgeous sex addict interested in a man who loves his pints, cigarettes, Glasgow Celtic Football Club and starting fights on Patrick Street at three o'clock in the morning.
------------------------------------------------------
Bitter, disillusioned Dublin man, lately rejected by longtime fiancee, seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still exists in this cruel world of hatchet-faced bitches.
------------------------------------------------------
Ginger haired Galway man, a trouble-maker, gets slit-eyed and shirty after a few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail purposes, maybe more.
------------------------------------------------------
Bad tempered, foul-mouthed old bastard, living in a damp cottage in the arse end of Roscommon, seeks attractive 21 year old blonde lady, with a lovely chest.
------------------------------------------------------
Devil-worshipper, Offaly area, seeks like-minded lady, for wining and dining, good conversation, dancing, romantic walks, and slaughtering cats in cemeteries at midnight under the flinty light of a pale moon.
------------------------------------------------------
Limerick man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi for the night of February 27 between 8 PM and 11:30 PM.
------------------------------------------------------
Optimistic Mayo man, 35, seeks a blonde 20 year old double-jointed supermodel, who owns her own brewery, and has an open-minded twin sister
Calista wrote "please reassure me i don't have to throw my knickers at you"
i wouldn't complain if you did !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)
I saw the light on the night that I passed by her window
I saw the flickering shadow of love on her blind
She was my woman
As she decieved me I watched and went out of my mind
My my my Delilah
WHY WHY WHY Delilah
I could see, that girl was no good for me
But I was lost like a slave that no man could free
At break of day when that man drove away I was waiting
I crossed the street to her house and she opened the door
She stood there laughing
I felt the knife in my hand and she laughed no more
My my my Delilah
WHY WHY WHY Delilah
So before they come to break down the door
Forgive me Delilah I just couldn't take any more
Forgive me Delilah I just couldn't take any more
sorry to turn this into a nice ass jackie thread but NICE ASS JACKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! maybe we should start a nice ass jackie thread!
My thoughts are with you just to let you know as an RGN i consider diabetes to be both a life threatening illness and a major treatment. to count it as less is really doing a disservice to it. i have saved people on the verge of a diabetic coma so know a little about what i am talking about. rest assured whilst being insulin controlled is not desirable it can be reversed, many times in the hospital we put people on insulin in the short term then change it prior to dc. in the long run it is better to be on insulin than suffer the side effects of diabetes, im sure you are only too aware of many of these so i don't want to scare you by listing them all. in summary you are braver than me, i have many signs that tell me i may be diabetic yet despite my knowledge i choose not to be tested as i am scared of this major illness. good luck in your quest for future healthiness. if in doubt or worried please be very aware that all gp's are jacks of all trades masters of non, if you are worried please ask to be referred to an endocrinologist or diabetic specialist nurse. whilst gp's have their knowledge base they can not be expected to know everything about everything. good luck hun, sure you will come out of this well. please feel free to ask anymore questions and i will endevour to find out from my sources
Its worse than him mentioning it on the farm his sexual antics have been all over one of the tabloids all this week and subsequently on talk sport radio. expect the dogging sights to be full of dickheads for quite some time
BUGGER!!!! beaten to it by 3 minutes, must learn to type quicker!!!
Hi, i don't know what this is in relation to, but i'm guessing its an MRI scan, if so don't worry his fillings, mars and the MRI machine will be safe. The fillings may distort the picture if they are scanning his mouth area but they won't become magnetised. HTH if its not in relation to MRI scans then please ignore me.
Hope whatever it is that Mars is okay
All clubs and parties are in the clubs and parties section at the top of the screen. heres a link to bsc
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/clubs/reviews-26.html
Having buried my third drinking buddy/associate in less than 9 months today. Is it wrong to look at people at the funeral and think...................
nice ass
nice boobs
etc
or is it just human nature??
Did it today but then thought about its inappropriateness but then thought he might appreciate my thoughts, please people tell me am i wrong on this issue or not?
in truth it is an economic thing. my grandma gawd rest her soul used to make 3 courses of yorkshires, savoury large yorkshire with gravy for starter. yorkshires with whatever meat and veg she could afford. yorkshire pudding with syrup for dessert!! made me passionate about the misuse and abuse of yorkshires has even led to arguements between me and my lovely partner.
I think its the law........they have to have plate size yorkshires so that there's leftovers for the whippets and pidgeons!!!
Well apparently he who will forever remain Blue until someone waves a chequebook at him has just scored
Don't know if its too short notice but GenHertsCpl recently posted a link to the torturegarden website in relation to the Erotica munch and i noticed that in the middle of their page they have an offer for £15 tickets to Batboy the musical in the west end
£15 tickets for Batboy the musical
As reported in the Weekly World News, a small West Virginia town is turned upside down at the arrival of a strange and mysterious child. This half man half bat with pointy ears and a definite overbite takes refuge in the home of the local veterinarian. There the creature, now christened Edgar, learns to talk, gets religion, falls in love and is unfairly accused of murder (and a cattle plague!)
This classic love story with BITE, told by an amazingly talented cast, brings the joy of musical theatre back to the West End.
The award-winning New York musical was met with critical acclaim at its UK premiere in Leeds this summer with a 4 star rating from the Sunday Times.
The most original and entertaining show you’ll ever see is now open in London at the Shaftesbury Theatre.
Shaftesbury Theatre, Shaftesbury Avenue, London WC2
We can offer top price tickets for £15 for all performances excluding Saturday evenings until the September 30th!
Don't know if thats any help??
I loved this thread so much i couldn't let it die, hopefully as its sunday some others will join in
Here goes
Ian_Mids
Or did the fact you posted this in the dogging section mean you had that kind of activity more in mind??
Nice post except your not allowed to add phone numbers to the forum and i suspect you ain't getting the Viagra on prescription.
Happy birthday party Blue and have a great day on Tuesday
Just a little problem you may be able to help me with
How do i lose 3 stone
Become handsome
Become witty and intelligent
Look good in whatever i wear
Gain a personality.......................................all before 7pm tomorrow
Just in case you didn't see the reply in dogging and because more people might see it in this forum
The most suitable thing after a Munch would seem to be a munch
Sorry outdoor, couldn't resist. Despite living in the smoke i rarely go North of the river, they're just not normal there!!! So i don't know the area, whether it has clubs, late bars, restaurants etc. I guess Rios will be open until 7am