The most suitable thing after a Munch would seem to be a munch
Sorry outdoor, couldn't resist. Despite living in the smoke i rarely go North of the river, they're just not normal there!!! So i don't know the area, whether it has clubs, late bars, restaurants etc. I guess Rios will be open until 7am
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Quote by Heather
It is one of those inevitabilities of life that every man with a digital camera will eventually photograph his own genitals...
Unfortunately its also one of those inevitabilities of life that he will then get drunk and post the self same photos to everyone in his address book including his mum, luckily it was only my ass
3 weeks in florida / SA, for some reason i'm all snotty and nasty whenever i enter the plane, when i step onto south usa soi, Capetownl i dry up and feel fine, yet when i re-enter heathrow / gatwick i feel shitty again.
A cheaper option is blue / black label vodka seems to keep it at bay
Or Tom-tun soup i have a friend whom is a thai chef and whenever i have a cold / flu he does me a special Tom-tun that gets rid of the symptoms, however he charges normal members of the public £6-£7 for a soup and it doesn't even include a bloody roll!!!
A cheaper option is blue / black label vodka seems to keep it at bay
Or Tom-tun soup i have a friend whom is a thai chef and whenever i have a cold / flu he does me a special Tom-tun that gets rid of the symptoms, however he charges normal members of the public £6-£7 for a soup and it doesn't even include a bloody roll!!!
Quote by mellow
serious version:- bag (£20), £25:62, cheque book, card wallet, purse, mirror, 3 pens, 2xhalf packets of gum, breath freshner, hairbrush, wet wipes, mobile phone, keys, perfume (anais anais),apple,club cards, store cards, doctors appointment card, diary, epipen, sunglasses, paracetamol, tape (approx £255),
Ermmm...............so how much was your phone then?????
Just to clarify i wasn't berating alternative methods, calling them "hippy shit" is an in joke between me and my partner whom also goes on this site. She is into alternative stuff in a big way as was my soon to be (please, please, PLEASE!!!) ex-wife. I've tried alternative stuff and on the whole enjoyed most experiences, Reiki, massage etc. Just wanted to help xxdevil69.
And xxdevil69 just imagine your examiner naked, don't know if that method works or not, just remember his nakedness is nothing to do with swinging heaven!! Don't act upon your imagination,lol
Hopefully this will bump the thread up for you and you will get more answers
And xxdevil69 just imagine your examiner naked, don't know if that method works or not, just remember his nakedness is nothing to do with swinging heaven!! Don't act upon your imagination,lol
Hopefully this will bump the thread up for you and you will get more answers
Quote by Re-Lapse
Sorry this was not the news, it was on Richard and Judy.
(no not our Judy)
Yesterday afternoon.
In judys bag there was a white bra, black nickers, purse, cash of about two fifty,
Paper hankies, brush, mirror, lipstick and old letter.
So was Judy commando? Had dick (Richard) got randy in the green room? Was she just carrying spares? Is she opening a used knickers emporium on the net?
We need to know!!!
I don't know about relaxation techniques unlike my partner i'm not really into what i call "Hippy shit"!!!
However as an ex motorcycle instructor I can assure you though that the examiners are not out there to fail you. Unlike the urban myth there aren't any qoutas so if they have passed 4 people in the morning they do not have to fail you etc. Whether you pass or fail is based on strict criteria, at the end of the day there job is to ensure that you are not a danger to yourself, your friends / family or anyone else. On the score sheet are minor faults and major faults, a major fault is an instant fail. You can accumulate a few minor faults before you fail. So if you make what you consider to be a fault forget about it, don't give up for the rest of the test, as the examiner may not have deemed it serious. Concentrate on the basics its amazing how people forget stuff within the first few minutes, ie remember seatbelts, start in neutral etc. Often if you show a degree of skill in the first 5 minutes the examiner will be at ease and not pick up every fault for the rest of the journey if you nearly kill him in the first 5 minutes, he will be watching your every move as his life is at risk. The examiner is also not out to trick you ie they won't not wear their seatbelt to fail you etc. If you don't understand or mishear the examiner ask for clarification. If he asks you to turn first right and you miss the turn carry on and take the next turn, as long as you do this safely he will not fail you, if you realise your mistake, reverse inapropriately and swerve in front of someone he will fail you. The only time this won't work is if you consistently avoid a manouvre he suggests, ie if he asks you to turn right 20 times and 20 times you don't he may feel you have issues with that manouvre and fail you for lack of confidence. If you do break down (mentally) pull over in a safe position gather yourself and restart. Remember basics mirrors, signals, blind spot checks etc. He will expect you to be nervous he will expect you to make mistakes, i myself have taken and passed three driving / riding tests yet still feel i am learning driving skills, remember he too had to learn to drive and has since been retested many times to become an examiner.
Have confidence in your ability, your instructor should not have put you forward for test if you were not ready
Know that you know your stuff, in order to get this far you have passed your theory exam so you know the theory behind roadcraft
Don't believe urban myth, "Big John" fails everyone in the afternoon etc
Have fun
If you really do need help your GP may prescribe something to calm you but personally i think they impair ability
If you fail (you won't) then be safe in the knowledge it is because an aspect of your driving is not 100% safe, you would not want dangerous drivers on the road when your friends, family or you are out and about neither does the examiner
Finally calm the nerves by thinking of what this may open up to you, i don't know what tickles your fancy, but trips to beaches, fields, friends, family, munches, swings etc will all be at your disposal.
Personally driving is one of the best things i have done. It opened up many opportunities in life
As my partner is a member of this site i hope she reads this and is inspired to start lessons again herself, i tried to get her restarted but she hasn't so far. Do it hun then we can see each other more often
Sorry for the long post
GOOD LUCK, YOU CAN DO IT
However as an ex motorcycle instructor I can assure you though that the examiners are not out there to fail you. Unlike the urban myth there aren't any qoutas so if they have passed 4 people in the morning they do not have to fail you etc. Whether you pass or fail is based on strict criteria, at the end of the day there job is to ensure that you are not a danger to yourself, your friends / family or anyone else. On the score sheet are minor faults and major faults, a major fault is an instant fail. You can accumulate a few minor faults before you fail. So if you make what you consider to be a fault forget about it, don't give up for the rest of the test, as the examiner may not have deemed it serious. Concentrate on the basics its amazing how people forget stuff within the first few minutes, ie remember seatbelts, start in neutral etc. Often if you show a degree of skill in the first 5 minutes the examiner will be at ease and not pick up every fault for the rest of the journey if you nearly kill him in the first 5 minutes, he will be watching your every move as his life is at risk. The examiner is also not out to trick you ie they won't not wear their seatbelt to fail you etc. If you don't understand or mishear the examiner ask for clarification. If he asks you to turn first right and you miss the turn carry on and take the next turn, as long as you do this safely he will not fail you, if you realise your mistake, reverse inapropriately and swerve in front of someone he will fail you. The only time this won't work is if you consistently avoid a manouvre he suggests, ie if he asks you to turn right 20 times and 20 times you don't he may feel you have issues with that manouvre and fail you for lack of confidence. If you do break down (mentally) pull over in a safe position gather yourself and restart. Remember basics mirrors, signals, blind spot checks etc. He will expect you to be nervous he will expect you to make mistakes, i myself have taken and passed three driving / riding tests yet still feel i am learning driving skills, remember he too had to learn to drive and has since been retested many times to become an examiner.
Have confidence in your ability, your instructor should not have put you forward for test if you were not ready
Know that you know your stuff, in order to get this far you have passed your theory exam so you know the theory behind roadcraft
Don't believe urban myth, "Big John" fails everyone in the afternoon etc
Have fun
If you really do need help your GP may prescribe something to calm you but personally i think they impair ability
If you fail (you won't) then be safe in the knowledge it is because an aspect of your driving is not 100% safe, you would not want dangerous drivers on the road when your friends, family or you are out and about neither does the examiner
Finally calm the nerves by thinking of what this may open up to you, i don't know what tickles your fancy, but trips to beaches, fields, friends, family, munches, swings etc will all be at your disposal.
Personally driving is one of the best things i have done. It opened up many opportunities in life
As my partner is a member of this site i hope she reads this and is inspired to start lessons again herself, i tried to get her restarted but she hasn't so far. Do it hun then we can see each other more often
Sorry for the long post
GOOD LUCK, YOU CAN DO IT
I'm male and its ok
I bought it at Erotica one year after having it demonstrated on me
The girl who did it to me at the show was great (god i wish that statement had more significance!!). It wasn't orgasmic but it was mighty fine.
Having taken it home i never got the same results, maybe its true what they say about your first time!
I also thing the results depend on the length of your hair, mine is now short and the pointy bits just poke me, not stimulate me
in summary in the hands of the demonstrator with my old hair it was great, in the real world it is not so good.
For what you get they were also expensive, not sure how much they are now
I bought it at Erotica one year after having it demonstrated on me
The girl who did it to me at the show was great (god i wish that statement had more significance!!). It wasn't orgasmic but it was mighty fine.
Having taken it home i never got the same results, maybe its true what they say about your first time!
I also thing the results depend on the length of your hair, mine is now short and the pointy bits just poke me, not stimulate me
in summary in the hands of the demonstrator with my old hair it was great, in the real world it is not so good.
For what you get they were also expensive, not sure how much they are now
Quote by fruity1976
I kinda like big guys (not giant) but definetly have to have more than one bit of meat on them if you catch my drift!! haha (and Im not going on about cock size!)
Are you trying to tell me you only date butchers now that is shallow, fishmongers and greengrocers have feelings too you know!!!
:lol:IMHO the club of which i have the fondest memories was the "Tufty Club"
Honestly i don't know i'm new to this scene, i guess that the club you deem to be best will depend on your location, how formal you want the venue, your budget and what you are looking for.
ie a club which a gay man likes best might not be the same as a club a young couple like etc. Maybe if you post your interests then someone will help you. From what i've picked up on the site no one club stands out, people seem to base their preferences a lot on location. I too would be interested if someone can recommend a club which stands out from the rest i'm interested in clubs suitable for new to the scene couples. Ta in advance
Honestly i don't know i'm new to this scene, i guess that the club you deem to be best will depend on your location, how formal you want the venue, your budget and what you are looking for.
ie a club which a gay man likes best might not be the same as a club a young couple like etc. Maybe if you post your interests then someone will help you. From what i've picked up on the site no one club stands out, people seem to base their preferences a lot on location. I too would be interested if someone can recommend a club which stands out from the rest i'm interested in clubs suitable for new to the scene couples. Ta in advance
Having done a google, had never heard of such a thing before.
I believe this auto-fellatio was invented by chiropracters in order to boost their business during slack times!!!
As someone that is most unflexible i feel this is totally wrong and abnormal, lol.
yours sincerely, a not at all jealous, Marcus
I believe this auto-fellatio was invented by chiropracters in order to boost their business during slack times!!!
As someone that is most unflexible i feel this is totally wrong and abnormal, lol.
yours sincerely, a not at all jealous, Marcus
