Midlandsman1970's Forum Posts

1 Dec 2004

Quote by JudyTV
Liecester munch is on the 12/2/05 and the banquet is on the 5/3/05 but all other weekends are clear at the min you can claim your free gift from me Bluexxx :twisted:

Your forgetting the Blackpool Euphoria weekend midlandsman. A lot of us have already paid deposits for this event.
Judy
didn't know about it Judy hun thats why babes redface

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1 Dec 2004

Quote by Angel Chat
get the bar under the hood and keep flickin.

Sorry MM but this just made me go :shock: :scared: I can't stand to be touched under the hood, its WAY too sensitive!! I'd probably squeal and wriggle away lol
Not tied up in Selaecta you wouldn't :twisted:

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1 Dec 2004

Quote by MQ
Aww bollocks where were you at Satins Party????? I'll get you next time with your tongue piercing :twisted:

Anytime MQ :twisted:

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1 Dec 2004

never done kinky,
all the underwear, ropes, handcuffs, leather, lace, bi, gay, lesbian, doggin, splodging, w/s, pain, group, 3some 4some and moresome, toys, underage(me), overage, middleage(me now), blow jobs and anal, has been completely normal to me?
never understood missionary tho?????????? rotflmao

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1 Dec 2004

Dave has someone upset you lately???
:laughabove:

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1 Dec 2004

Thats a real shame no doubt you will be missed get sorted, get back home and get the feck back on here !!!!

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1 Dec 2004

WELL DONE NECPL :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

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1 Dec 2004

Whats this about numbing????? mine wasn't!!!
Its over in a flash and then yes your tongue does swell a bit, after a day or two you put the small bar in and away you go. You have to reprogramme your tongue when eating so you don't crunch down on the bar which fecking well does hurt your teeth!!
Avoid spaghetti when its first done it gets wrapped around the bar and you look like a twat trying to get it down your throat with a half swollen tongue!!
DON'T eat acidic foods, fuit etc as that gets in the wound (and yes it is a wound) and if you do you will look like a cat hanging upside down from the ceiling !!! Salt is bad too, girls no cum in yer mouth ok!!
Pain is minimal, a hell of a lot less than when you bite your tongue, and when you have survived all this giving a woman oral with a tongue bar is alot of fun especially on a bar virgin :twisted: talk about wrythe lmfao, get the bar under the hood and keep flickin.
There are some ladies from SH who have suffered oral from me and im sure they can vouch for the experience, can't you girls :twisted:
Get it done and oh boy have fun biggrin

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1 Dec 2004

Liecester munch is on the 12/2/05 and the banquet is on the 5/3/05 but all other weekends are clear at the min you can claim your free gift from me Bluexxx :twisted:

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1 Dec 2004

Libra darling, be careful hunny, i woke up in a field after throwing myself off a railway bridge (40 foot drop) after a binge on a bad day, it took me two weeks before i could walk again properly.
The bruises were huge !!!!
Im all better now peeps it was a longtime ago, but it still scares me when i drink.

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1 Dec 2004

CONGRATULATIONSEAGER MATEY

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1 Dec 2004

WELL DONE MATEY

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30 Nov 2004

Quote by Sarah1448
im on a photo, im on a photo !!!!!!:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
I was there and have a piccy to prove it, and if anyone who WASN'T there can guess which one i am i will shag them as a prize, :twisted:

can I re register and have a guess?
God your hard to please you could have had me at the party, all you had to do was ask sheeeeesh :doh:

Quote by Bluexxx
Off to find the pic that Midlandsman1970 is in!

Bluexxx you can have a shag by default hunny, next time lol

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30 Nov 2004

im on a photo, im on a photo !!!!!!:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
I was there and have a piccy to prove it, and if anyone who WASN'T there can guess which one i am i will shag them as a prize, :twisted:

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30 Nov 2004

and :welcome: to :swingingchair: heaven

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30 Nov 2004

WELL DONE LIL_MIZ biggrin

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30 Nov 2004

and :welcome: to :swingingchair: heaven biggrin

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30 Nov 2004

Thanks Lusty passionkiss

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30 Nov 2004

Oh God no, i teach my kids manners all the time, i hate rude people and children, there is absolutely no need for it. mad

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30 Nov 2004

WELL DONE hungryP biggrin

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29 Nov 2004

nice now isn't it, ive only got one wisdom tooth left, and at the moment its no problem, touch wood, oh crap, wheres some wood............... biggrin

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29 Nov 2004

Funky well done mate biting the bullet and diving into LETS MEET UP, certainly tamer than "i want a f*ck NOW" that normally appears here. hump

Hats off to ya mate you have more bottle than me, i would hate to see anything i posted slide off the bottom of the page with a big fat zero reply list to it. worship

Hope you find what your looking for and becareful of bunny boilers mate, they're out there trust me. duel

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29 Nov 2004

WELL DONE FLIRTY
I was well on my way for that too by now, but i slipped into the chatroom and haven't been allowed out very much so my posting average is taking a severe beeating now. biggrin

The upside is, im getting laid more now, that might explain it :twisted:

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29 Nov 2004

Honestly i don't know,
Honestly i don't care,
because honestly,
men prefer balds :twisted:
well i do biggrin

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29 Nov 2004

Really sorry to hear the news, been there as have many people and i cannot give advice to you on anything and nor shall i try.
Best of luck to you.

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29 Nov 2004

:doh:
I like a good joke rotflmao

:mrgreen:

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28 Nov 2004

Was there, had fun, loved it :twisted:
Thankyou Bluexxx and Satin happy birthday next friday
M xXx

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28 Nov 2004

Im just back from Satins party, need i say more :twisted:

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26 Nov 2004

And if you make it the 18th i'll come up early, make a film, then party the night away :twisted:

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26 Nov 2004

Quote by JudyTV
As ever you've put it perfectly Judy!
Oh,Judy,the quote-ometer there has made it look like Midlandsman said it but it was seems a decent enough fellow lets not ruin his chances by getting people thinking he said something I did - unless he is me! :shock:
(..No,he isn't.I am me.)

Oops.
Oh yes, I see that now. My apologies to Midlandsman, I didn't mean to infer that you said it hunni. I should have deleted him ( no, not him his name)..No the quote, Fluck it....Judy now throws the shovel into the big deep hole she has dug and skips off trying to look innocent to the tune of the Archers. Even the wording of this post is grammatically drastically incorrect. I must remember to stick to the ironing and go back to therapy and leave posting to others.
Judy........Dum de dum de dum de dum etc......
No problems hunny kiss

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