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Midlandsman1970

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8 Dec 2004

Quote by Libra-Love
I'm stalking MQ, Libra-Love and xxdevil69

I got another stalker :taz: :bounce: :happy: :giggle:
Im so good at stalking libra doesn't know :giggle:

8 Dec 2004

And yet again i don't appear in any pictures, was i actually there i think to myself, yes i was i remember the night i was sober????
So how can it be that im not in a picture, was it that i was outside having a smoke, did i not get involved, no i was there in the room i can remember the camera flashes (and Vix Boobs biggrin

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Eureka i have it....
I'm a VAMPIRE :twisted:

8 Dec 2004

Thought provoking this thread certainly is and it made me smile in places and cringe in others.
Im on 500+ posts now and they have all been complete and utter drivel, but hey thats me.
How many threads have i started???? i think the total is 4.
I read posts, not all, and i don't reply if i feel i have nothing to add.
Each to their own, we all have to learn and SH doesn't come with a "users guide to perfect posting" we all had to find our way.
Funky, what can i say, you inadvertantly stirred up a hornets nest, did you get stung mate or were you lucky this time???
This is an issue that has no right or wrong answer, inane posts may spark conversation such as this one or they will slide off the bottom without reply(as mine tend to do) or the mods will lock them for having no purpose.
i think the latter 2 options are best, as this makes people who start a thread realise that if they want replies then they have to start with something interesting to catch peoples eye.
Ultimately it was really LC's comments that started this off as it was more interesting(imo) than Funky's openening line, what would have happened if he hadn't replied? Where would this thread be now? we shall never know, however we will see in the future.

8 Dec 2004

Mine was bad and now i see why single guys get a bad rap biggrin

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8 Dec 2004

i think there is only one man who could play me,
JOHN MERRICK sad

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See signature vvvvvv

8 Dec 2004

If its not too late and there is still space i would like to come too, i was going to come up on the friday anyway. biggrin

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8 Dec 2004

Personnally i'd like to thank all the lovely ladies(and LC+Neil) above who, stuck up for Steve and myself :boxing: and Bluexxx hunny why did you ban him i never got my chance to tell him to fuck off flipa

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At least there are ladies queing up to shag me n Steve, more than that arse hole :twisted:
See ya at the party girls, i owe you all a sexy snog passionkiss

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Hand shake for the boys biggrin

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7 Dec 2004

Bloody hell Libra, you live too far away hunny, but if you ever come up to the midlands, then look me up. :twisted:

7 Dec 2004

wave

and :welcome: to :swingingchair: heaven:

7 Dec 2004

Think i need hypnotherapy to stop smoking, it just seems cheaper to keep buying fags tho.
(But i agree you have a fantastic avatar)

7 Dec 2004

The peeps at HP help had ringing ears after mine crashed.
Glad you back funky.

7 Dec 2004

You already know why i love you hunny.

7 Dec 2004

wave

and :welcome: to :swingingchair: heaven

6 Dec 2004

Can you add me too please?

6 Dec 2004

Just like to add although a day late that i had an exxcellent time thank you very much you two. It was nice to see friendly faces again, and to see steve tied up by Vix and Claista was a real sream biggrin

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(My journey home was a nightmare thanks to my Sat Nav)

4 Dec 2004

Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
Midlandsman - always a good humoured and thought provoking poster - you show the Forum a good example of how single guys can be nice guys too :thumbup:

Thankyou Flirty, and thanks to everyone biggrin

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4 Dec 2004

Happy Birthday Steve, cya later m8 :twisted:

3 Dec 2004

WELL DONE LC biggrin

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Some truly excelent posts in the past and a thoroughly decent chap aswell, cya tomorrow mate biggrin

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3 Dec 2004

I definately remember being photographed during the first "game" abd later several times playing upstairs :twisted:
The rest is a blurr as they say biggrin

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3 Dec 2004

500 posts, generally crap but there have been some good ones mixed in so im told biggrin

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Its been a real pleasure posting on here and finding someone quote you for the first time for me was a buzz!! biggrin

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There have been plenty of ups and an occasioal down, i have chatted to SH members attended munches and played at parties and my social calender is filled up till the end of May!!! :twisted:
I would like to take this oportunity to thank all those who have placed some trust in me as a single male and have accepted me for who i am and made me feel welcome. passionkiss

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to all of you.
I have to admit that my posting daily quota has dropped due to finally being able to speed read in the chatroom, oh well. wink

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Im looking forward to the next 500, "NO MATT DON'T" i hear you all cry but tough there will be more!!!! biggrin

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3 Dec 2004

when my comp crashed i was mortified and regularily screamed abuse at the HP technicians down the phone!!!
Its a mazing how much of your life you can spend sitting in one place!!!
I found that i had a TV (thats a telly) and there were things called TV programmes on it, i hadn't seen it for 2 months, and there were things called films WOW but all that has stopped now that i got my computer back biggrin

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3 Dec 2004

I was happy being inlove with two women and then it went unhappily wrong (when the wife found out off my MOTHER (god rest her))
Im now unhappily divorced and no longer inlove with anyone, although being a member of SH has lifted my spirits shed loads biggrin

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3 Dec 2004

So far i seem to have been lucky enough (or is that unlucky enough) to have stayed directly out of anyones viewfinder, so if there are any pics of me out there, hurry up and post the bloody things :twisted:

3 Dec 2004

You could do a SECRET SANTA option, everyone buys a gift of their choice for under a fiver and brings it to the party with no name on the tag (get it so far).
Marcuso you write all the attendees names down and put them in a hat (or bowl lol) and each person comes in and draws a name, they then write that name on the pressie.
At a certain time of night the presents are given out, oh what a laugh lol
its certainly alot cheaper than buying EVERYONE a present for under a fiver and some would get lots and others(me) none biggrin

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That way everyone will have a gift to open. wink

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3 Dec 2004

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
I think i have had this done to me several times now, thank god the ladies of SH aren't like that biggrin

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3 Dec 2004

Well done Corrie, my sentiments exactly, oh crap what will i write now when i hit a thousand, well lots of time left to think about it. biggrin

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3 Dec 2004

Sayings said wrong winds me up the most,
You cant have your cake and eat it............yes you frigin well can, its You can't eat your cake and have it!!!
and the all time classic,
Cheap at half the price of course it feckin well is!!! the saying should be CHEAP AT TWICE THE PRICE

3 Dec 2004

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SATINThis calls for a celebration whens the party???
:laughabove: rotflmao

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3 Dec 2004

wave

and :welcome: to :swingingchair: heaven arms inside the car please and enjoy the roller coaster that is swinging heaven biggrin

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3 Dec 2004

wave

and :welcome: to :swingingchair: heaven