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Midlandsman1970
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56
0 miles · Derbyshire

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Here we go again,
Libra id make the trip from the mids once a week for ya :twisted:
good luck hun biggrin
Quote by jakyladycple
hi
i havnt met any male tarts yet lol lol lol lol lol
all them males on here seem very sweet mmmmmmmm
or is that tarting hehehehehehehehe
loads in that case but i like tarts rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao dunno dunno dunno
jaky xxxxxx

Yeah but do you want to meet us tarts, im only an hour away!! :twisted:
wave and :welcome: to :swingingchair: heaven excellent post for a first time, good luck with the tracks!!
Have fun we are a friendly bunch once you get to know us biggrin
:mrgreen:
think that says it all, and essexlady i think you have been well thanked now :twisted:
Blatant bump
Tonysb09 has a place for a couple now so get intouch with him should you wish to put your name down.
I think when munches are announced they should just put at the bottom
CYA THERE MIDLANDSMAN :twisted:
HardnLusty Hunny, its been pointed out to me that this is the same day as the Scottish munch and im down for that, big DOH on my part for putting the scottish munch down on my planner for May :doh:
Obviously i won't be able to attend. Im sorry but i will see you this weekend and you can slap me then.
M xXx
Fabio you take all the time you need mate,
however we want the revitalised Fabio back as soon as possible tho!!!!! biggrin
Thats why the pressies are nameless, and you pick a name when you get there from the hat of the people who actually attend.
Quote by marmalaid
And if I'm not mistaken, those are your legs on the left hand side...

Sorry Marms but you are mate, thats Steve i never took my shoes off.
Did i step in dog poo before i came in eeeeeuuuuuuwwwwwwww!!!!!!
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i think there is only one man who could play me,
JOHN MERRICK sad
See signature vvvvvv

Looking at your signature.. I believe you must mean your 'trunk' pics in your ad., right? lol
passionkiss :inlove:
If a guy gets a girls present then ha ha how we will laugh and vica versa, im sure presents can be swapped after the giggle if people want to. No one knows what they will get thats what makes it FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!
Better than sitting there going "oh doris thats lovely, just like the mini vibrator in your handbag"
So if your buying a gift for the womenor the men, you already have a mind set on what to get, 20 mini vibrators for the ladies will lose its appeal quickly.
If you don't know whether its a male or female thats getting the present it will make getting one more fun, trying to be unique first off and it will be funnier if the present is unapropriate for the person who receives it.
Come on people think FUN, FUN, SEXY FUN and not SOCKS for the boys !!!!
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Bloody hell Libra, you live too far away hunny, but if you ever come up to the midlands, then look me up. :twisted:

:twisted: Perhaps....Perhaps....Perhaps :twisted:
Oh gosh, golly, gosh!!!! I've gone all weak and woozy at the thought :twisted:
What an absolutely brilliant first post !!!!
It has to be from a regular has the masquerade ball begun again???????