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Midlandsman1970
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56
0 miles · Derbyshire
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Orgasminator
Looking forward too it babes xxx 
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
M xXx
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:M xXx
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Can i come please, pretty please with sugar on top oh red devily type sexy thing
Any sleepin space left at yours too ??????
M xXx
Any sleepin space left at yours too ??????
M xXx
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Quote by Libra+Love
Nice ad Milandsman :shock: :mrgreen:
Ffs how long have i been on here !!
Thankyou hunny
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Twanky, great party mate, so glad i could make it and so nice to see your cuddly self again, atlast you have your shoes back after stinking out the boot of my car for 6 months. It was really nice to see loads of old friends again and meet some new ones.
Hope to see you again soon.
Hope to see you again soon.
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im 34 for a couple of months more, like my name don't give you a rough clue !! 
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and :welcome: to :swingingchair: Heaven hope you have fun with all of us :bounce: 
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Quote by Sarah1448
I gave someone a lift a few weeks ago, and all she was worried about was what she thought was heels marks on the inside roof
and your trying to tell us they werent !!!!
:confused: 
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Hello melons its been a while hope your well :bounce: :bounce:
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Micheal Hutchens springs to mind here.
I was in a 2 month relationship with a "GASPER" and it was erotic to start with, but that had to end as her requirements for violence increased to a point where i was no longer comfortable.
Each to their own what does it for one does not do it for another.
I was in a 2 month relationship with a "GASPER" and it was erotic to start with, but that had to end as her requirements for violence increased to a point where i was no longer comfortable.
Each to their own what does it for one does not do it for another.
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Steph please add me i think i can make that one hunny, that is if you would be gracious enough to let this little flouncer attend, pretty please with hugs n snogs 
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Welcome to the mad house, it will please you and it will definately tease you :bounce:
have a :swingingchair: good time
have a :swingingchair: good time
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Hiya Kitoff and Knightrider69 can i have coffee please and welcome to :swingingchair: heaven :bounce: :bounce:
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and :welcome: to :swingingchair: heaven delilah and enjoy :bounce: :bounce: Orgasminator
Thanks to all who have sent their best to me on this thread, in pm's and texts. Lets say that the ex didn't get any Mothers Day card from me this year !!
There is alot more to this than i am prepared to say in an open forum but the up side to this story is i did get my girls today, although she ignored my phone calls, she didn't have much choice really, even if it is Mothers Day as i went round and picked them up regardless.
If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, then it is a duck, know what i mean Vix.
Again thanx to all
M xXx
There is alot more to this than i am prepared to say in an open forum but the up side to this story is i did get my girls today, although she ignored my phone calls, she didn't have much choice really, even if it is Mothers Day as i went round and picked them up regardless.
If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, then it is a duck, know what i mean Vix.
Again thanx to all
M xXx
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i thought it came from english history, Fornicate Under Command of King, which was shortened to F.U.C.K. but then again i never was much good in school 
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I just wanted to let you know that im cancelling ALL parties and munches that i may be down for attending in the near future.
Im having some difficulties on the home front at the moment with work, this in itself i can deal with but now my ex has started being funny about the access to my children, for example i should have been seeing them this weekend but because my dad was 10mins late taking them home tonight after they went to his for tea my ex has stopped me from seeing my girls this weekend.
I hope that i can resolve this situation soon and get "back on the scene" this is not a flounce by any means as i will still look in on the site and chatroom but i will just not be conducting any meets as i feel i need to concentrate more on my daughters.
I will no doubt see you all soon and again, i am sorry.
M xXx
Im having some difficulties on the home front at the moment with work, this in itself i can deal with but now my ex has started being funny about the access to my children, for example i should have been seeing them this weekend but because my dad was 10mins late taking them home tonight after they went to his for tea my ex has stopped me from seeing my girls this weekend.
I hope that i can resolve this situation soon and get "back on the scene" this is not a flounce by any means as i will still look in on the site and chatroom but i will just not be conducting any meets as i feel i need to concentrate more on my daughters.
I will no doubt see you all soon and again, i am sorry.
M xXx
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Quote by awol
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OLIVE TREE (Wisdom) - loves sun, warmth and kind
feelings, reasonable, balanced, avoids aggression and
violence, tolerant, cheerful, calm, well-developed
sense of justice, sensitive, empathetic, free of
jealousy, loves to read and the company of sophisticated people.
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Well someone has to be in here
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G and J and :welcome: to :swingingchair: heaven there are lots of friendly people on here some tarts (thats the guys) and some lovely ladies n couples :twisted: so have fun :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: Orgasminator
What a great evening we had at the munch, so lovely to see old and new faces and a big thankyou to steph for arranging it.
I would also like to thank everyone for making Lisa feel welcome at the event she thoroughly enjoyed it and hopefully from what she has said will be attending others with me in the future.
Wish, you will have to call round and collect them, do you realise how much them shoes of yours are making my car smell !!! :mrgreen:
And the lovely Marya, yes hun i remember you now, and no doubt you and Lisa will be arranging to meet up again. (i just hope its a foursome) :mrgreen:
I would also like to thank everyone for making Lisa feel welcome at the event she thoroughly enjoyed it and hopefully from what she has said will be attending others with me in the future.
Quote by Wishmaster
Midlandsman & Lisa.... what a lovely lady you got there Mids..... nice kisser too although you mustn't take her anywhere near magnets ..... lol ...... nearly got me shoes back.. ah well.. nuvver time!!!
Wish, you will have to call round and collect them, do you realise how much them shoes of yours are making my car smell !!! :mrgreen:
Quote by Marya
Midlandsman and Lisa ... remember me this time, Mids?????? Lisa, what a honey you are xxxx
And the lovely Marya, yes hun i remember you now, and no doubt you and Lisa will be arranging to meet up again. (i just hope its a foursome) :mrgreen:
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Thanks for inviting me Clarensteve, :twisted: yes i was one that had to leave early, infact i was the first to leave, but if you can call 2am early, and you know i have to be back for my kids.
Thanks again and hope to see you both soon.
M. xXx
infact i was the first to leave, but if you can call 2am early, and you know i have to be back for my kids. Thanks again and hope to see you both soon.
M. xXx
