Midlandsman1970's Forum Posts

12 Jun 2005

Foxylady2209 hiya if Calista and Morbius can vouch for you then you are most welcome and i have seen you in chat too wink

Angel hunny oh god yes please come along worship

Nomad of course you can come matey biggrin

Chipy your most welcome too pal biggrin

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11 Jun 2005

Ok the list so far is, biggrin

Bailiffs (Burton haters) :dry:
Dreamerhelen
Dawn_mids + Ian_mids (possible)
Calista + Morbius
Dambuster drinkies

Drifter
Frecklebird + Partner
Goodtimez cpl
Hornyoldtart + MrHorny smackbottom

Jas-Tim
JucyLucy
Marcuso
Mistress-sassy
Midlandsman1970
NaughtyNymphos (possible)
Pebbles + Demon
Postie
Salt_n_Pepper
Sarah1448
Shelly
TJ and Chris
The_Tongue + Partner
Wishmaster cool

If anyone can vouch for the names of people below please let myself or Marcuso Know,
DanQ
Loowis
Salamander
Sexybbwnw
I hope you understand this is only for the security of the evening and i do not know these persons myelf.

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10 Jun 2005

Dambuster and Sarah1448 your most welcome, Wishmaster has volunteered to cook, well he'll know when he reads this biggrin

my neighbours are used to me having "friends" round but its usually dark lol
Cya at the munch

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10 Jun 2005

You would be more than welcome Goodtimez biggrin

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9 Jun 2005

It is a kicker if you pay for a big room and there are alot of no shows, it can be heart breaking for the organisers, but one possible solution that has probably been mentioned above is to charge for the room working on a 50% turn out then give any profits to charity. :thumbup:
Or use it to pay for Dambusters bar tab lol

Me and Marcuso are arranging the Burton on Trent munch on the 15th of July and we expect nothing in return except that you all have a good time if you attend. biggrin

If you dont then your missing out not us. :2fingers:

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9 Jun 2005

Nowhere :uhoh:

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9 Jun 2005

Sure can Goodtimez be nice to see you again, and i will provisionally put you down for the BBQ on saturday.

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9 Jun 2005

On Saturday the 16th of July i will have a BBQ at my house starting at 1:30pm that should give you time to recover!! :cheers:
The BBQ will be by special invite only and it will be BYO so if your coming call in at the shop get some grub and booze. drinkies

Hopefully i will have finished the pool by then and if i have i will update this for you to bring your least provocative swimming outfits (should you wish to) so the elderly neighbours dont die of shock!
Numbers will be limited (if i have that many friends dunno

) so if you want to have a relaxing Saturday afternoon with SH friends and a bite eat then get your name down quick either on here or PM me.
I will warn you that the house is being rennovated (slowly) so dont expect too much in the way of eye catching decor !! :scared:
Should anyone feel the need to play then i wont stop you :twisted:

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9 Jun 2005

Quote by Wishmaster
Stick my name down for this one please.......... sounds like fun .... anyone live nearby who wants to put up with me ------ er... put me up for the night???

Wishy m8 your more than welcome to crash at mine, dont expect too much in the way of creature comforts tho, and you aint sleeping with me either!! wink

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8 Jun 2005

no worries kinky m8

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8 Jun 2005

Dont fret, sometimes it just doesnt happen,im the same, aslong as you've had a good time then thats all that matters. :happy:
The more you worry and get wound up about not cumming during sex the more likely you are not too. :crazy:
Sometimes taking it slower can have the desired effect instead of franticly trying to achieve it. (works for me) blast

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8 Jun 2005

Quote by bailiffs
its near derby off the A38 its a very smelly place!!!!!! not far from tamworth and litchfield
louxxxxxxxxxx

Your hardly making me like you you know rolleyes

but the venue is extremely clean and tidy have no fear of that and it will be an excellent nite out. biggrin

Quote by Sarah1448
Can I have an invite please?

Wouldnt be a munch without you babes :twisted:

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7 Jun 2005

Sure thing Pebbles n Demon be nice to see you there biggrin

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6 Jun 2005

and :welcome: to :swingingchair: Heaven

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5 Jun 2005

Thanks Mr_D and Chards for letting me come to the munch had a great time nice to see old friends again and meet new ones.

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5 Jun 2005

Sorry to here that Fabio hope things are sorted soon, you take care and dont push yourself to hard.

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5 Jun 2005

dizzy lizzy and :welcome: to :swingingchair: Heaven have fun biggrin

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4 Jun 2005

Im absolutely fuming mad

and have no one to talk to this early so i'll tell you lot.
Being a single guy cool

and by no means house proud redface

ive helped out a friend of mine by letting her move in for a short period until she sorts herself out. :doh: Very generous of me i thort with no sexual favours ever intended.
Now its got to the point where its almost not my house anymore or thats the way it seems.... knickers,bra's and make up everywhere, never tidies up her mess, never washes out the bath after shaving etc and this girl topped it all last night by removing all my wet washing (that i needed to dry for the munch and she knew it!!) off the radiators and replacing it with her own and chucking mine to the ground so it got dirty and its now currently being rewashed. mad

Am i being picky, does she have an ulterior motive, is she lazy or shud i just smother her with a pillow while she sleeps and feed her body to pigs? dunno

Lets just say that a poison pen letter is currently tucked under her door at this moment waiting for her when she awakens. :twisted:
OH CRAP she will be here alone without my supervision for the weekend blink

, ... is my insurance up to date? :dry:
If you read this and see me looking pale over the weekend you will know why ! :scared:

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3 Jun 2005

and he aint me ^^^^^^^ either !!
Sorry guys im working tonight would have loved to help biggrin

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3 Jun 2005

hiya sizzling wave

and :welcome: to :swingingchair: heaven.

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2 Jun 2005

and :welcome: to :swingingchair: heaven, dont let the locals scare you we're all butterflies here biggrin

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31 May 2005

Quote by BiWelshMinx
this is sounding even better now :twisted:

oh ay hang on minxy i think hes starting to like it lol
NN..hold the lube hun..that'll take the smile off his face ;)
Minx xx
You sure about that minxy wink

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31 May 2005

this is sounding even better now :twisted:

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31 May 2005

I find a woman wearing a strap-on very sexy indeed, however ive not been persuaded to take it like a man yet!! Now theres a challenge for you ladies :twisted:

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31 May 2005

Not true bailiffs ive said hi to you before blink

Im from near Burton remember :twisted:

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31 May 2005

Happy birthday you tart lol

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31 May 2005

Wishy your welcome to silver, doesnt matter how many entrants there are i always come last :twisted:

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30 May 2005

Damn Bluexxx if you was only bloody closer hun sad

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30 May 2005

and :welcome: to :swingingchair: heaven, buckle up its a bumpy ride biggrin

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30 May 2005

I've missed out on all the bloody fun yet again!! My real life house mate has found the joys of dreaded chatrooms and sits in my spot 17 hours a day!! I wish someone could vote her out of my house then id be a winner!!
I vote for Libra+Love to win only coz im biased lol

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