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Midlandsman1970
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56
0 miles · Derbyshire
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i somehow doubt that interest will wain on this one bluexxx lol, but if you are short on number then give me a shout should you like any help 
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I remember seeing a documentary about religion that said the reason for the invention of marriage and for monks and nuns abstaining from sex was due to STD's being rife, before religion there was no marriage. Thats why it was deemed important for both men and women to be virgins when they got married and the reason for not commiting adultery.
Also the reason why we hurt when a couple split is animal instinct, a woman falls out of love quicker than a man because men leave by nature, but men stay in love longer so they will return, its like the lion wandering the plains and going back each season to mate.
This is how humans used to be, we were animals once.
I used to be religious but the older i got and the more i learned the less i believed so now im not religious at all, but i do respect others views, mine are Darwinian, if there is a heaven n hell i want to go to the one where there is eternal sex :twisted:
Also the reason why we hurt when a couple split is animal instinct, a woman falls out of love quicker than a man because men leave by nature, but men stay in love longer so they will return, its like the lion wandering the plains and going back each season to mate.
This is how humans used to be, we were animals once.
I used to be religious but the older i got and the more i learned the less i believed so now im not religious at all, but i do respect others views, mine are Darwinian, if there is a heaven n hell i want to go to the one where there is eternal sex :twisted:
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eveyone pays for sex in one form or another, be it the transport car / train / bus to get to a meet, paying for a hotel room, paying your mortgage, doing your partners washing and ironing.
So when you think of it like that does it really matter, but i do prefer to share the costs as well as the sex
So when you think of it like that does it really matter, but i do prefer to share the costs as well as the sex
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I want to thank all for their comments so far on this thread, but for now without hoping offend anyone i request if anyone would like to take this topic forward that they post a new thread in the cafe.
MM
MM
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Obviously alot has happened while i was at work and to be honest in no way does it make me happy.
I have spoken with Ceryndrion on many occasions in the chatroom and personally had every faith that this COULD be his first munch and that he would behave appropriately. NN has also said he has behaved himself in the chatroom, and on every occasion i have been in there with him he has.
I never got chance to speak to Marcuso yesterday to discuss Ceryndrion's request. Cerydrion has been a member of the chatroom longer than he has been a member of the forum and it was ME who said he should make the request officially on the thread so his name could be added to the newbies list.
This munch is being organised by Marcuso and myself and i believed that we had the final say in who attends (as per the rules) and is not for debate or arguement by other members, or as im sorry to say as appears to be happening here in this munch thread other members intimidating newbies.
Every newbie has the right to request consideration for attending a munch and should in no way feel that they shouldn't. The munch terminology states that a munch is where NEWBIES can meet other people without the fear of getting jumped on.
Any newbie is welcome to request consideration for this munch and they will be evaluated as per the rules/guidlines fairly and without prejudice from either myself or Marcuso.
End of rant.
I have spoken with Ceryndrion on many occasions in the chatroom and personally had every faith that this COULD be his first munch and that he would behave appropriately. NN has also said he has behaved himself in the chatroom, and on every occasion i have been in there with him he has.
I never got chance to speak to Marcuso yesterday to discuss Ceryndrion's request. Cerydrion has been a member of the chatroom longer than he has been a member of the forum and it was ME who said he should make the request officially on the thread so his name could be added to the newbies list.
This munch is being organised by Marcuso and myself and i believed that we had the final say in who attends (as per the rules) and is not for debate or arguement by other members, or as im sorry to say as appears to be happening here in this munch thread other members intimidating newbies.
Every newbie has the right to request consideration for attending a munch and should in no way feel that they shouldn't. The munch terminology states that a munch is where NEWBIES can meet other people without the fear of getting jumped on.
Any newbie is welcome to request consideration for this munch and they will be evaluated as per the rules/guidlines fairly and without prejudice from either myself or Marcuso.
End of rant.
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Quote by Sexysteph
Marcuso yer sexy fecker
I did say to MM that transport sorted I would love to come and no one has put me on - am gonna :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
Steph
/me slopes off to drown in my own tears "blub blub"
I hadnt forgot hunny was waiting for you to come back to me
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Quote by Suze43
I would really like to attend this munch - but im scared!! I dont wanna go all by myself and im not that good at finding my way around!! Big baby or what!! If i can go with someone, even if i pick them up enroute (as long as i kinda know of them) then that would be great. I live in Shropshire by the way ..... so apparently burton is about 45 mins away.....
Suze you already know me and Marcuso from the chatroom so you are welcome to attend, i hope you arrange a lift with NN i can vouch for her but as regards her being an axe murderer i cant
Hopefully see you there.
Quote by Beeline
well as a complete and utter virgin to Forum I may need some help....the young lady that requires a lift to Burton...can I help....I can supply all the sweeties
Sorry Beeline but with you only joining today and this munch being so close i cannot offer you a place, however if another regular SH member can vouch for you then we may offer you a place nearer the time.
MM
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Quote by **sparky**
Hi to all I haven't spoke to, I'm new to the forum section (will do chat soon - but seems so scary)....
I recently received a message from a girl who had read my msn profile. We've been chatting for a while, quite a bit about sex and the likes. Turns out she is still a virgin but she really wants to meet for sex. I enjoy meetings like this but just not sure if this would be fair on her as it would be her first time.
I've heard that peoples first sexual encouter shapes their sexual destiny. Is this true?
I know that perhaps I shouldn't be her first.... What do you all think? How was it for your first time? Has that helped shape you to be who you are today?
I've seen photos from her 18th before you ask that question!!!!
Ignore Wishy he didnt mean anything,
its nice to see that your careing enough about this girl to put your thread up. I think it depends on what you both want. If your unsure then best let this one slip by for now and keep chatting. Easier said than done i know but there maybe a hell of alot more baggage to deal with if you don't.
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and :welcome: to :swingingchair: heaven, get the toys out but keep them in the pram Orgasminator
ok typical bloke here, sheer stockings but i prefer hold ups :P
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Quote by tonysb09
hello marcuso & mm can u please put our names down for this one...
thanks
tonysb09
melons45
Sure thing
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If the pool is finished, (which i hope it is) and its nite time then you can skinny dip if you want Wishy dont want the neighbours scared lol
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To be honest ive never had any luck with answering the photo adds, tarting in the chatroom is what seems to work best for me and attending munches.
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Nomad tha's more than welcome m8, and you can dip your toe in the pool with pleasure if its finished that is, if its not there will be a bloody big hole in my lawn to avoid if your drunk
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Quote by CandA
AS TITLE WHY DO SINGLE MALES NOT READ THE BLOODY POSTING CORRECT
Its taken me along time to build up my own reputation on SH, ok so im a tart and everyone knows it, but saying that im sweet, kind and polite and If i arrange a meet i always turn up and yes i do read the adds thoroughly.
There are alot of us (single males) on SH, more than any other demographic so we have the hardest time of it . Then comes all the single male bashing, and all that we (the good guys) have worked so hard to achieve goes out the window. Simply because, posts like this get read by by others and us good guys get verbally spanked as much as the ones who cause this bad feeling in the first place and note is taken by newbies to the forum and they are put off from day 1. :cry:
Its a shame that this topic seems to come up once every 2 months or so, and it is solely due to the behaviour of our members. There is another post in the forum from a single male asking "why do i have no luck with the photo adds" this is one of the reasons, couples and ladies are just pissed off by the bad behaviour of so many guys.
Yes, in some respects i agree with CandA, if the guys acted correctly and showed some manners then things maybe more pleasant all round.
So to ALL the guys who use this site and may read this, please lets help improve our tarnished image.
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^Tigger^ babes oh soooooooooooooooooo good to see you back again, was thinking about you only yesterday hunny for a good 10mins atleast :twisted:
Hope to see more of you about babes xxxxxxx
Hope to see more of you about babes xxxxxxx
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Well done Burton hater
Will keep an eye out for you next time im in there :twisted:
Will keep an eye out for you next time im in there :twisted:
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:welcome: Peaches, pull the seat belt tight hunny its a hell of a rollercoaster ride
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Quote by Marcuso
err..hi peeps...postie has suggested we ask if we can come to this. We're new to the site, but not new to the lifestyle, as we used to chat on D&M's before we got fed up of the lowlife and timewasters, and thought about giving up altogether.
A friend..(PLC..lol) suggested we try SH, so we are...we're not sure we know any of the others listed as going, but a fair number of ppl have met us at parties etc.
Not sure how this will trune out..it's the first time we've tried to post anything, so we're just learning this...
D_and_S_Chester
Hi D and S
i'll stick you on the list provisionally and will have a word with Postie and PLC...........Look forward to seeing you there.
Marcuso
Like Marcuso said we will provisionally stick you on the list until we can verify you. So if anyone can seriously verify them then please let Marcuso or me know.
MM
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Quote by cp8737
Hi there, i would love to come to your barbie,,,
im a single male -- does that matter?? -- hope not
hope to hear from you!!!
Chris
Hi cp8737 being a single male doesnt matter at all i am after all one myself.
But with this being a private party and me not knowing you at all and you being so new to the site im afraid i will have to decline your request for an invite, maybe another time when you are better established on SH.
Dont fret, stick around and attend some munches and get to know some of the members.
MM
and Salt_and_Pepper Orgasminator
Hiya to the Horny's who pm'd me yes you are welcome to attend Mr and Mrs H. see you there.
