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Midlandsman1970
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56
0 miles · Derbyshire

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Quote by heaysyandck
yep i would ..then again maybe thats why my list of friends keep shrinking ...
matt

This could have been written by me, i would rather hear the truth from any of my friends than have them lie to me because they think thats what i want to hear, therefore i do the same for them, if they are not happy with what i say and can fall out with me over it then they were never a true friend to start with.
Hi liz, :welcome: to SH, have you got an add on here or could you send a picture, im just up the A38 hun biggrin
thrown myself off a railway bribge onto the tracks 50 feet below, it was 2 weeks before i could walk properly again. :cry:
I admit nothing about the car park out side but im sure i could show you a few dark corners to play in :twisted:
Quote by Sazzle696969
Can i play please ?? biggrin

Having met u sazzle696969 in person i can vouch for you and welcome to the munch hun. Remember no play at the munch but that doesnt count out the after parties tho :twisted:
MM
Quote by Sarah
Now Clair,
As it will be your first munch you have to get all the drinks, wander around being nosey at all badges, going ohh its you..............
lol lol lol

And at your first party you'll be grabbing body parts and going " OOH ITS YOU ! " :twisted:
Quote by lucyweebaps
could you us send a list of hotels please ?
taverymuchy
Lucy & Ken xxxx

PM sent hun biggrin
Quote by Sarah
Hi There
Can I come please?
It would be my very first munch but I'd love to come along and meet you all.
(although I'm incredibly nervous so might need looking after a bit) redface
xx Clair xx

You'll be in very safe hands Claire........... mine, midlandsman's, marcuso's ..... lol..... look forward to meeting you wink
Can I join in please, can we have a 5some??????????
Quote by sexybbwnw
:cry: Will anyone look after *me* too?? :violin:

*Ahem, *cough
Just slot me somewhere would you?
db - always willing to give a helping hand cool
The queue - you dirty minded bleeda's
Right that is us lot sorted out, Don't know what the rest of you are going to do :twisted:
(ops, just remembered munches are 'vanilla' redface )
I seem to remember that there is the BBQ next day have you lot forgotten rolleyes
And i may let one or two who are nice to me kip over with the rest of us :twisted:
Disclaimer:- There maybe some sex at my house so dont blame me if you get shagged biggrin
Quote by romel
Hello again, and thanks all for your lovely replies welcoming us to the site, hope we get to meet some of you.
We've been chatting to a few people on MSN, and recently we've had people saying that ROy has a bad attitude. Now all Roy has done it ask a few questions about stuff, try to be chatting, and outline what we're looking for. For example, one couple said, " So we're looking for Fem-Fem only with same room same partner stuff, if we get on, is that ok?"
Roy said "well truth be told not really. We wanted to let ourselves go. No point otherwise. But Mel's starting to think that the only way get into the scene is to do that. My thought is though, whats the point? If the guys can't join in? Half the fun is having two women at your disposal for a bit of fun isn't it? Also I want to see Mel get ****ed by someone. I dunno, seems no-one wants to swap. sad"

seems this could have been a little more diplomatic as in "oh i see, well personally we are looking for full swap"
Quote by romel
This was in a chatty context, followed up with a couple of nice questions, trying to gauge what the crack was. ANyway we were cut short and no more chats. Is this normal? We're starting to get the feeling that there is a hardcore of people who just want to do stuff, and not be friendly about it or chat.
Now we want this to be a sociable friendly happy thing, so can anyone give us any advice on how to weed out people who are short tempered, rude, intolerant and point us in the direction of people who are sociable, friendly and willing to listen to us when we ask what might seem to be silly questions, because we're such newbies?
R&M
Xxx

I guess when you find these people you dont speak to them anymore, but saying that i think telling them what you are interested in without stating an opinion about it may have had a different outcome for this conversation but thats just my opinion.
Quote by Mr_and_Mrs_Cov
Marcuso.......
We have booked a last minute holiday today and we are flying out at 6am on the 16th!........so are going to have to pull out of this one! sad
Hope you all have a great night....... wink
Mr & Mrs Cov..xx

Hope you have an excellent holiday and no worries catch you at the next one biggrin
Quote by clair
Hi There
Can I come please?
It would be my very first munch but I'd love to come along and meet you all.
(although I'm incredibly nervous so might need looking after a bit) redface
xx Clair xx

Hello clair ive sent you a pm, Sarah1448 has vouched for you welcome to the munch hun biggrin
wave B_Girl and :welcome: to :swingingchair: heaven buckle up its a bump ride biggrin loads of people can help just ask.
well i have my tongue pierced (proffessionally) and that was ok, and both my nipples which i did myself and they were fine aswell. No i never had anything sprayed either, but i hope it heals up for you soon, and i hope your using a salty wash and twiddling it regularily like your supposed too biggrin

I think they look ok and ive had them in now for a couple of years with no issues.
Everything is on show in my add Debbiewebs,
Face :scared:
Body :rascal:
and of course the MacMidlands 1/4 pounder :thumbup:
Well i did the strip, i was on stage in the club with a lady who's birthday it was for a good 5min and enjoyed every minute of it :twisted: (Photo's being emailed to me soon)
Anyway the down side is i did such a good job in my navy whites that i now have to do it all the bloody time so until i leave i guess i'll be smooth sad
But should anyone want a strip-o-gram ......... lol
Right well i shaved it off OMG !!! :cry:
But the good news is it will grow back and probably thicker lol biggrin
Well those who know me or have viewed my add will know that im a bit of a hairy monster really. redface Some will also know that i work in a club at nite, but here is the quandry.
Ive got to start doing the occasional strip in the club for the ladies, :twisted: be it for birthdays or hen nites etc and im wondering should i shave / wax my body hair, now unfortunately i need a quick response to this as i have the first one tonight.
So come on girls do i keep my rug or start melting down all the candles in the house to wax biggrin
I can vouch for Vmax as it is someone i have known for quite along time but didnt realise until he revealled himself to me in pm, stop it you dirty minded gits biggrin
Quote by polly40
Best concert
Queen - Its a kind of magic tour @1987 at Maine Road (sorry Mollman)

You lucky lucky bast**d !! couldnt get tickets then Freddy died :cry:
Sorry to say for me it was West Life - World of our own tour
wasnt expecting it to be as good as it was thats for sure !!