Orgasminator
as often as i can and with as many as i can, stroll on the 15th :twisted:
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Midlandsman1970
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56
0 miles · Derbyshire
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Orgasminator
How can you get turned on by someone who doesnt turn you on ?????
Ok i admit it im shallow, i have to find a person attractive, now with that said doesnt mean they have to be beautiful, or built like Angelina Jolie, but there has to be something there that makes me say COOOORRRRRRRRR inside and if it doesnt happen thru eye contact or personality then it aint ever gonna happen.
MM
Ok i admit it im shallow, i have to find a person attractive, now with that said doesnt mean they have to be beautiful, or built like Angelina Jolie, but there has to be something there that makes me say COOOORRRRRRRRR inside and if it doesnt happen thru eye contact or personality then it aint ever gonna happen.
MM
Orgasminator
I can't do cam at all i just fall about laffing, its the funniest thing ive ever watched 
sorry to all those who enjoy it.
sorry to all those who enjoy it. Orgasminator
and :welcome: to :swingingchair: heaven there are plenty of posts already that can help you just need to troll thru them and gleen what you can. The chatroom also allows you to talk directly with other members and they will be most helpful to you in real time. Orgasminator
Quote by Wishmaster
My friends - who advise wise council but are still there to pick up the pieces when I screw up.
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I never thought i gave wise council
Oh god are you drunk again :dry:
Orgasminator
i never even noticed probably because i know your real advert number off by heart :twisted:
Orgasminator
Similar to the time i was sat in Brussels airport in the BA lounge, i was tired i had finished work and there was a 6hour delay so i pick up this magazine and start to read it.
After about 15 mins of being bored and struggling with the articles i thought god i must be more tired than i thought i cant even read, and chucked the magazine down.
Thats when i realised it was all in french !!
After about 15 mins of being bored and struggling with the articles i thought god i must be more tired than i thought i cant even read, and chucked the magazine down.
Thats when i realised it was all in french !!
Orgasminator
Next time make provisions, have an extra packet of fags, tunes, lockets, or jelly babies at hand, oh and lock the door, handcuff him to the bed, burn his clothes and let his tyres down 
Dont meet me you'll end up clock watching and saying "isnt it time you went home now"
Dont meet me you'll end up clock watching and saying "isnt it time you went home now"
Orgasminator
Well if everyone ends up naked then everyone wins :twisted: Dont forget your deck of cards wishy :twisted:
MM
MM
Orgasminator
A friend is one who can tell the truth to your face, A true friend is one who can still be your friend when you tell the truth to theirs.
Orgasminator
Obviously as munch organisers we all take a risk when inviting a newbie to a munch (no offense to newbies we were all one once), however we have to take a risk sometimes and claire and steve lincs took one on me, bet they wished they hadnt now!
It is wholey impossible for organisers to get to know every newbie that asks to be considered so we ask for assistance from established members.
At the least we are hoping that established members can say they have interacted in whatever way with a newbie and that believe they will show respect and behave accordingly at a munch.
IMHO it is better if a member knows a newbie personally, a friend, from a club or a meet, but for 99% of newbies we have to go on what we can judge by their attitude on the forums or in the chatroom towards the site and other members.
It is wholey impossible for organisers to get to know every newbie that asks to be considered so we ask for assistance from established members.
At the least we are hoping that established members can say they have interacted in whatever way with a newbie and that believe they will show respect and behave accordingly at a munch.
IMHO it is better if a member knows a newbie personally, a friend, from a club or a meet, but for 99% of newbies we have to go on what we can judge by their attitude on the forums or in the chatroom towards the site and other members.
Orgasminator
:doh:
tell this girl the truth and if need be let her walk away.
the last thing you need is trouble, i know from past experience and the divorce :small-print:
MM
tell this girl the truth and if need be let her walk away.
the last thing you need is trouble, i know from past experience and the divorce :small-print:
MM
Orgasminator
and :welcome: to :swingingchair: heaven, have you tried the SH help room which you can access from the java log in to the chatroom by selecting the drop down box where it says "Channel"MM
Orgasminator
Im a little angel already :angel: my halo might be listing and it may have losts some of its glister but im a gud un at heart,
John fit me in somewhere, preferably for the girls :twisted:
John fit me in somewhere, preferably for the girls :twisted:
Orgasminator
I can vouch for V-max being a decent bloke, he is a personal friend of mine who i have know for some time, and see on a regular basis.
Orgasminator
niceguy27 and :welcome: to :swingingchair: heaven im just across the water in Newhall Orgasminator
Im a man so im stupid but this is my opinion,
Isnt a SWINGING PATNER just that, someone you go swinging with, not a boyfriend or girlfriend wife or husband and if someone SAYS they have found another Swinging Partner then SO WHAT ?? find another yourself !
Why all the bitterness over it? Doesnt NSA mean No Strings Attached !!
I have my life and i have my Swinging Lifestyle and never the twain shall meet im not looking to surf the gene pool for the next Mrs Right, im just here to have fun and make friends along the way who i can swing with from time to time.
Sniping at one another gets all of us nowhere and will certainly make it more difficult for those involved to make new friends in the future.
Isnt a SWINGING PATNER just that, someone you go swinging with, not a boyfriend or girlfriend wife or husband and if someone SAYS they have found another Swinging Partner then SO WHAT ?? find another yourself !
Why all the bitterness over it? Doesnt NSA mean No Strings Attached !!
I have my life and i have my Swinging Lifestyle and never the twain shall meet im not looking to surf the gene pool for the next Mrs Right, im just here to have fun and make friends along the way who i can swing with from time to time.
Sniping at one another gets all of us nowhere and will certainly make it more difficult for those involved to make new friends in the future.
Orgasminator
Quote by bluexxx
What I just said on the Notts Munch Thread also applies here. Please can people refrain from making personal remarks on the Munch threads and keep domestics to PM. Thanks.
Thanx Bluexxx
Orgasminator
here's a couple of good ones,
1. put strong weed killer in a fairy liquid bottle and write abuse on the front lawn one nite, couple of days later the grass dies and bingo a message that will last for months, well till spring anyway lol,
2. brake fluid instead of weed killer and write it on the car, fetches paint off lovely.
3. call up the confidential lines to the police, customs n excise, or income support agencies and tell them a white lie or 2
or just make a voodoo doll and stick pins in it :twisted:
1. put strong weed killer in a fairy liquid bottle and write abuse on the front lawn one nite, couple of days later the grass dies and bingo a message that will last for months, well till spring anyway lol,
2. brake fluid instead of weed killer and write it on the car, fetches paint off lovely.
3. call up the confidential lines to the police, customs n excise, or income support agencies and tell them a white lie or 2
or just make a voodoo doll and stick pins in it :twisted:
Orgasminator
Quote by SunBunny
Please take my name of the munch and party list.
Will do hun sorry you cant make it
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Bluexxx honey sweetie sexy pervy type person may i put my name provisionally please hun :thumbup:
may i put my name provisionally please hun :thumbup: Orgasminator
Quote by crbx
Would you believe it......a munch in my home town and on my normal "night off"........wouldn't it have to happen on the week I'm on holiday. Well I hope you all have a rocking time and show the poor folk of Burton how to have a good time.
Have a great one!
what can i say................HAHAHA
Orgasminator
Quote by debz4u
how would i ask a guy to go in with me next time but still want to shag lots as well.
There is a whole site full of guys here that would accompany you or am i being stupid ?
Quote by debz4u
Him to of course i wouldent leave him out is that greedy or selfish please let me know Then i wont offend anyone i ask lol xx
We would hope you wouldnt leave him out lol, and no its not greedy imho go for it debz4u :twisted:
