Quote by Dino.
Is that all about :shock: :shock: :shock:
caption comp i reckon
FUCKING HELL ........... Dambuster thats a big boy you have there m8
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FUCKING HELL ........... Dambuster thats a big boy you have there m8
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Midlandsman1970
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56
0 miles · Derbyshire
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FUCKING HELL ........... Dambuster thats a big boy you have there m8
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Tatty is ok now having spent a while in my PVT and is now hopefully sleeping.
Mods respect her wish and lock this thread.
MM
Mods respect her wish and lock this thread.
MM
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Quote by Wishmaster
Just say some bloody Londoner stuck it in you when you were down there........ apparently it's sommat to do with the Olympic bid .......... or am I getting that confused with midlandsman's attempt to shag every woman in the UK???
to use an accronym from the chatroom WTF?? :twisted:
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Quote by sxy_young_cpl
I, and WE, would happily swing with a black female (or pink orange green brown blue or any other colour for that matter, lol).... let us know if u want to join us sometimes choc!!
Thanks
:thumbup: cant say it any better than that.
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I think its good they are sending people here for information, that shows the site has a good reputation and is respected by atleast 1 agony aunt.
That has to be far better than the sleazy articles that we can get dragged up in.
That has to be far better than the sleazy articles that we can get dragged up in.
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come on lads stop bragging you only need 1 !! you may aswell roll it on in the changing room
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and :welcome: to :swingingchair: heaven, dont let us scare you :twisted: Orgasminator
This one is thanx to New2trot and i have to say that it reminded me so much of the end of my marriage
I hope you laugh as much as i did
I hope you laugh as much as i did
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Having been shown this i wondered if sex was safe on the skeleton?
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VIRGO (Aug 24 - Sep 22)
Virgos are usually very critical and discriminating people; they are meticulous and efficient in their work. A Virgo enjoys working on behalf of others without thought of reward. A Virgo will foresake all for duty. A Virgo posseses an assimilative mind, is skilled at dipolmacy, and steadily accomplishes his/her goals. Virgos are too intelligent and practical to allow others to make unreasonable demands upon them.
LIBRA (Sep 23 - Oct 22)
Libras have a strong sense of fair play and justice. They seek cooperation in the settlement of disputes. Libras seek harmony and balance in their lives and have a good understanding of social and human relations. Libras are affectionate, charming, and considerate yet anger is shown by strong but quickly ending blowouts. Libras are usually independent and strong individuals that support progressive social movements.
my birthday is September 23rd and Virgo and Libra are both of me to a Tee, and anyone who really knows me will know that.
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until recently i was a single guy on here, and met many of the other members and enjoyed all kinds of fun from a laugh n a joke to some playful times.
This did not go on the size of my dick or being a Brad Pitt double coz i aint or anything like that but alot was down to personality and being extremely open and honest as to who i was, what i felt and what i was after from the site and being patient.
This did not go on the size of my dick or being a Brad Pitt double coz i aint or anything like that but alot was down to personality and being extremely open and honest as to who i was, what i felt and what i was after from the site and being patient.
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All i can say now i have recovered is thanx to everyone who attended the munch and came to the BBQ, yes molly n chris i was sleeping thru most of it because i was extremely cooked and worn out 
Lets not forget the staff at the venue, who put on an incredidibly hot and cold buffet which was so huge and so delicious, they really excelled for us. (and the drinks all night)
Thankyou to everyone for their lovely comments and yes no doubt we will in the future arrange another this time to be called the Burton on trent MONSTER MUNCH
A big thanx to Marcuso for being co-organiser who did a sterling job of it too.
And last but by no means least in any respect to New2Trot, who has been here for almost a week now helping me to prepare for this event and has kept me fed, entertained, been my nurse and my boss, big hugs n kisses hunny to you :inlove:
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Lets not forget the staff at the venue, who put on an incredidibly hot and cold buffet which was so huge and so delicious, they really excelled for us. (and the drinks all night
)Thankyou to everyone for their lovely comments and yes no doubt we will in the future arrange another this time to be called the Burton on trent MONSTER MUNCH
A big thanx to Marcuso for being co-organiser who did a sterling job of it too.
And last but by no means least in any respect to New2Trot, who has been here for almost a week now helping me to prepare for this event and has kept me fed, entertained, been my nurse and my boss, big hugs n kisses hunny to you :inlove:
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Right is everyone ready for tomorrow's munch and saturdays BBQ if your not then pm me or Marcuso to help you out.
Times running out people!! Oh GOODY !!!!!
Times running out people!! Oh GOODY !!!!!
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Quote by Alex_Female
Dave_Notts and I would love to come only we have the children all day
Hope you have a great time and see you on Friday xxxx
Ive got a kennel we can put them in with Lottie, there is straw and water to they will be ok for the nite :twisted:
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on the left, i always have done, although friday nite i wont be alone in it so i guess i'll be in the middle :twisted:
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Well i type this thru welled up eyes and a running nose, brilliant Libra, not only because i miss my kids alot but because i can remember times i had with my dad like that that my kids will miss out on with me.
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ok im sending out the details to everyone now, so lets hope for some fun and sunshine :twisted:
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NO im not perverted, all those who dont like leather, pvc, whips, handcuffs, bondage, and spanking are the perverse ones. :twisted:
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pleasure and jane you will be most welcome.
I would like to thank an EXCEPTIONAL member of SH who joined me yesterday and helped me to sort out the pool, (yes im filling it with water as we speak, sod the hose pipe ban ).
So hope fully if the weather will be nice next saturday so you can dip a toe or your entire selves, here's looking forward to an excellent BBQ, and remember al those who are coming that it is BYO !! i will give details of my address mid week.
Remember there is still time and space should others wish to come.
I would like to thank an EXCEPTIONAL member of SH who joined me yesterday and helped me to sort out the pool, (yes im filling it with water as we speak, sod the hose pipe ban
).So hope fully if the weather will be nice next saturday so you can dip a toe or your entire selves, here's looking forward to an excellent BBQ, and remember al those who are coming that it is BYO !! i will give details of my address mid week.
Remember there is still time and space should others wish to come.
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Quote by new2trot
wish I'd been wearing granny drawers stuffed with the Times on this occasion....
xx
Im glad you didnt :twisted:
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The answers are if you really care to know
you can all stop guessing now
Quote by midlandsman1970
COMEDY
"im having a party tomorrow nite,.... why dont you come..... it's just me and a few internet friends" ---- OLD SCHOOL supermarket scene at end of film
"OH BUGGER,.... ive made the wrong decision havent i, fuck, fuck, fuck!" ---- NOTTINGHILL (restaurant scene last 15mins)
ACTION
"those giraffes you sold me wont mate...... they just walk around eating and not mating....you sold me queer giraffes .... i want my money back!" ---- GLADIATOR (Oliver Reeds opening line)
"AND what do we do?......we end up looking like a monkey fucking a football out there" ---- DAYS OF THUNDER
HORROR
"smile you son of a bitch!" ----- JAWS
"what do you want us to use..... harsh language! ---- ALIENS "
you can all stop guessing now
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Try these
COMEDY
"im having a party tomorrow nite,.... why dont you come..... it's just me and a few internet friends"
"OH BUGGER,.... ive made the wrong decision havent i, fuck, fuck, fuck!"
ACTION
"those giraffes you sold me wont mate...... they just walk around eating and not mating....you sold me queer giraffes .... i want my money back!"
"AND what do we do?......we end up looking like a monkey fucking a football out there"
HORROR
"smile you son of a bitch!"
"what do you want us to use..... harsh language!"
COMEDY
"im having a party tomorrow nite,.... why dont you come..... it's just me and a few internet friends"
"OH BUGGER,.... ive made the wrong decision havent i, fuck, fuck, fuck!"
ACTION
"those giraffes you sold me wont mate...... they just walk around eating and not mating....you sold me queer giraffes .... i want my money back!"
"AND what do we do?......we end up looking like a monkey fucking a football out there"
HORROR
"smile you son of a bitch!"
"what do you want us to use..... harsh language!"
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:dry: hard to look into someones eyes in the chatroom equi.
Personally i dont flirt day to day im not looking for a new partner, but if im in the chatroom or at work i can be a little devil :twisted:
Personally i dont flirt day to day im not looking for a new partner, but if im in the chatroom or at work i can be a little devil :twisted:
