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Midlandsman1970
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 53
0 miles · Derbyshire

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Orgasminator
Politics i loved being a chatroom op, when the site was sold i got de-oped for no reason was never the same after that people slipped away and i found myself in a crowd of folk and mostly alone so i moved on stopped swinging for a few years found a new site and have been having a ball for the past couple of years ;o)
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Quote by Angel Chat
So let me get this straight. I have to wear a corset, face the wall with my legs spread and I'll end up full of sausage? Count me in! :rascal:

Its a normal pose aint it hun ;) x
I have never seen angel like that......what have I been missing sulk.....
That's because I'm only interested in the premium sausage Mike :lol2:
Mids, I seem to recall it's just one of many normal poses :twisted:
Shit ..... theres more .. FUCK ;)
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Quote by Angel Chat
So let me get this straight. I have to wear a corset, face the wall with my legs spread and I'll end up full of sausage? Count me in! :rascal:

Its a normal pose aint it hun ;) x
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Quote by noladreams
Evening folks im out and about with most of it hanging out but will check in when I can ;)

Midlandsman1970, I don't think we've met, but nice avatar! :twisted:
Thanks.. and yes it is meeee as alot of ladies can corroborate ;)
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Depends on the porn and which country it comes from too. I have seen alot of it over the years some of the rough stuff can fall into fetishist areas.
Im a Dom some may say what i do with a willing partner is degrading and harmful.
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never have, the chance has never presented itself. To be honest i have only ever seen white folk at the munches, parties and my occasions at clubs.
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i have been off the scene as such for far far too long, but when i was truly active it was a couple of times a month and all over the country, labours fuel hikes put paid to that im afraid.
But i am trying to get back into now.
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i'd have to say my Dad god rest his soul.
That man tried so many different ways when i was a child, from making me climb very unstable ladders and tall trees, to carbon monoxide poisoning, through hydrogen cyanide poisoning, shooting me twice in the head (yes no joke) once with a 12 bore and once with a ricochetting .22 bullet, the list goes on.
I'm surprised i made my teens let alone now turning 40 :taz:
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If you look really really hard at my avatar you maybe able to see i have both mine done, I did them myself with a big saddlers needle after the professional one ripped out and split my nipple open, I havent lost any feeling in either that im aware of.
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is this how long it takes to put clothes on OR take them off about 5mins and 10 seconds respectively lol
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The title kind of says it really. Im looking for someone who lives near to burton on trent, fuels getting expensive these days so the closer the better really.
Ideally this would be as a casual fuck buddy (no strings) and as a possible swing partner to attend clubs and parties.
So ladies if your interested then send me a pm please. lol
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barr humbugg ... oops did i say that out loud, :doh:
well done :bounce:
im sure someone had to :giveup:
but as long as you read the :small-print:
then all will be :bounce:
but if it isnt :violin:
dont come crying to me bolt innocent
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barr humbugg ... oops did i say that out loud, :doh:
well done :bounce:
im sure someone had to :giveup:
but as long as you read the :small-print:
then all will be :bounce:
but if it isnt :violin:
dont come crying to me bolt innocent
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what you expect is upto you ... thats not faececious, you can go and have a drink and make friends at the bar, you can walk around and voyeur others having fun or you can participate, the experience at the club is as fun as YOU want it to be.
If you say NO then people generally say "ok thanks" and move on.
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Oh dear me, im no tree hugger but there would be less co2 if there were more trees and algae.
There are incredible free energy inventions shown on youtube that use no fuels to polute the atmosphere and solve your household electric problems, industrial electric problems and your motoring issues, but do the conglomerates care about that ... NO .. they scare you about co2 and the crap advances they make towards reducing them whilst still keeping themselves in profit.
If you drive less the price of petrol/diesel/gas will increase as the government will not have taxed us enough.
Just look up free energy on youtube and see what people have done its incredible, but will you see it powering your house, no you wont because Eon and powergen, shell, texaco etc, etc will kill it by buying up the patents the same as the man who invented a way to power cars on water in the 80's using a splitter (no swinging pun intended) to seperate water into H2 and O at they injector of your engine.
The big powers dont like free energy, how can they tax or police it. If its free then the government lose billions each year in revenue. We all lose in tax.
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Without single males there would be no mfm or mmmmmmmmf, i have been single swinging, i have been married swinging and now as a widower, single swinging again.
Too many times when you say your are a single male swinger most peoples reaction is "your a cat flap" ie a bi sexual male, not everyone is, (no offence to those who are)
Unenlightened people label us what they want too, single male swingers dont have to be single they can be married or in a relationship with a partner of either sex; who is aware or not aware of what they do; who cares, not us single males, and not the single females who are married or in relationships whom i have known.
We fill a gap in the market that is required and eagerly searched for.
I thought swinging was "having sex with multiple partners" of either sex not limited to "wife swapping" there is nothing to stipulate who those partners should be, what sex, colour or creed as long as its between consenting adults and its enjoyed by all concerned.
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sorry hun cant make this one, :cry:
im on holiday with the kids that week :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
wouldnt trade that for the tea in china but have a great night and maybe i will make the one after :thumbup:
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can i come please, think my membership might have run out by now, be an excuse to renew it, would it be possible for VMAX to come also? :bounce:
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Well ive been both, have to say im hairy at the moment, i feel more like a silver back gorrilla these days. You cant please everyone all of the time so let it grow in the winter and shave it off in the summer :twisted:
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one of my dreams did come true unfortunately my first wife found out and i got divorced but hey ho....
my best dreams are nightmares and i think they should stay where they are :thumbup:
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i just do it, but then again when i used to do the stripping a couple of years back now i was a bunny boy, a top gun officer, police man, gladiator etc etc
tonight i will be a vicar and new years this year its the 300 outfit, who cares if someone laughs just enjoy it and be centre of attention for a while ;o)
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No one can be held accountable for the end of a thread they start, but they do have a responsibilty for what they put in their thread to start with.