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Midlandsman1970
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56
0 miles · Derbyshire
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Orgasminator
I saw it a few weeks ago 1 saturday night and i was still in shock sunday dinner, Don't go looking, Stay clear of it peeps.
Orgasminator
Hi Marcuso and Cherry,
If there is any chance id love to come and help you celebrate. I don't think weve ever spoken but you may have seen me knocking around the site for a while now.
If not then i hope you have a great time and maybe we'll meet at one of the munches.
If there is any chance id love to come and help you celebrate. I don't think weve ever spoken but you may have seen me knocking around the site for a while now.
If not then i hope you have a great time and maybe we'll meet at one of the munches.
Orgasminator
im on BT Broadband and it seems to be fine, there is a cheaper one out there called "onspeed" for 25quid a year but i don't know what its like but its supposed to be 3x faster than broadband
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Orgasminator
and :welcome: to :swingingchair: heaven, Click on chatroom tab at the top and follow the instructions.Have fun
Orgasminator
i spent 1000's on video's and CD's i still have them, what a waste of hard earned money.
It took a lot of will power to stop buying them but now im free.
Im like Blue addicted to SH, so glad im not on dial up anymore my bills would have been huge.
It took a lot of will power to stop buying them but now im free.
Im like Blue addicted to SH, so glad im not on dial up anymore my bills would have been huge.
Orgasminator
virginity with a guy, i was still at school.
With a girl 1 was 17 a friend of my mates took a shine to me at his birthday party, i was drunk and horney and i can't even remember who she was or how old she was, but she was was pretty and had big boobs for her age. Never saw her again, i think it was her first time too.
But saying that the first time i truly remember and love was having sex with the girl for the first time that would later become my wife, that was really special and we had 11 great years together.
If i had had a choice i would have to say that i wish it was that memory that was attached to losing my virginity.
With a girl 1 was 17 a friend of my mates took a shine to me at his birthday party, i was drunk and horney and i can't even remember who she was or how old she was, but she was was pretty and had big boobs for her age. Never saw her again, i think it was her first time too.
But saying that the first time i truly remember and love was having sex with the girl for the first time that would later become my wife, that was really special and we had 11 great years together.
If i had had a choice i would have to say that i wish it was that memory that was attached to losing my virginity.
Orgasminator
I think i got that film too, very strange the film i got, looks like a little oxygen mask for your clitorus. 
:dry:
:dry: Orgasminator
Try there is a section on there for quadratic equation solution and you will probably find everything else you need aswell.
As with everything there is a couple of pop ups so decide to view for yourself.
As with everything there is a couple of pop ups so decide to view for yourself.
Orgasminator
If someone you know goes away in winter fill the bath and sinks with jelly open the windows a bit and turn the heating off.
A friend went on honeymoon and when they came home we'd bricked up the front and backdoors.
block the water outlet from the sink by the drain, pour a couple of packets of rice down the sink with some water, it swells and blocks it off completely.
Potatoes in exhaust pipes is one we used to do on trick or treat. Buy a big bag from anywhere then jam one in if they want a trick. The AA gets a work out for home start the next morning !
A friend went on honeymoon and when they came home we'd bricked up the front and backdoors.
block the water outlet from the sink by the drain, pour a couple of packets of rice down the sink with some water, it swells and blocks it off completely.
Potatoes in exhaust pipes is one we used to do on trick or treat. Buy a big bag from anywhere then jam one in if they want a trick. The AA gets a work out for home start the next morning !
Orgasminator
I gave blood over 50 times in my 20's but the day the nurse folded up a used blooded swab then stuck it over my arm i went mad at her and the doctors and have never been again.
Orgasminator
Does posting and getting no replies count too?
Then ive done both.
Then ive done both.
Orgasminator
im not the most clued up person on current events, and i don't watch the news if i can help it. So im wrong,
My dad always said if your out numbered go for the biggest one, if you can knock him down then the others will back off.
My dad always said if your out numbered go for the biggest one, if you can knock him down then the others will back off.
Orgasminator
Quote by Lil_Bunny
Just had a look at your ad too midlandsman1970 and thought I'd point out that u spelt discreet wrong, apart from that it's a nice ad
No body's perfect
Orgasminator
I maybe totally wrong here but lets have a go,
anatomical can work for you, the kilt 1 obviously lights a fire in the ladies.
Delete 1 cock shot so that the other pictures expand so they can get a better look at you in the kilt.
I suggest you take the hippo off the avatar, it maybe cute n all but it doesn't inspire anyone to view your add, Try a face pic, if people can see who you are in the cafe they may want to see your add.
Lastly i think you need to edit the text, i read it though a couple of times and it seems from that that your not too happy with yourself there are alot of put downs in there, liven it up and make yourself sound happy.
I maybe way way way off the mark but it is only one opinion.
anatomical can work for you, the kilt 1 obviously lights a fire in the ladies.
Delete 1 cock shot so that the other pictures expand so they can get a better look at you in the kilt.
I suggest you take the hippo off the avatar, it maybe cute n all but it doesn't inspire anyone to view your add, Try a face pic, if people can see who you are in the cafe they may want to see your add.
Lastly i think you need to edit the text, i read it though a couple of times and it seems from that that your not too happy with yourself there are alot of put downs in there, liven it up and make yourself sound happy.
I maybe way way way off the mark but it is only one opinion.
Orgasminator
Cretin he maybe, but 9/11 was an act of war and the free world retaliated, imagine if they hadn't, if they had said, no its ok we'll turn the other cheek. What would have been next, a dirty bomb, a nuclear bomb?
Hitler started out on a soap box, look how that finished.
Hitler started out on a soap box, look how that finished.
Orgasminator
WEY HEY!!
I would say cancell the rest days and get back to it, take them at a later time when you feel a little happier.
Plan to do something with the time then book it, rather than wasting perfectly good holidays sitting watching TV (don't stone me) or spending hours on here.
Matt x
I would say cancell the rest days and get back to it, take them at a later time when you feel a little happier.
Plan to do something with the time then book it, rather than wasting perfectly good holidays sitting watching TV (don't stone me) or spending hours on here.
Matt x
Orgasminator
now that did make me laugh ! :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
Its gonna be hard to top that !
Its gonna be hard to top that !
Orgasminator
Pink is a very sexy lady, phoar
see you again real soon babe can't wait :twisted:
see you again real soon babe can't wait :twisted:
Orgasminator
Bon anniversaire Robbie, peut-être vous devriez relever votre propre fil dans le café alors le copain.
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Happy birthday Robbie, maybe you should put up your own thread in the cafe then mate.
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Happy birthday Robbie, maybe you should put up your own thread in the cafe then mate.
