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Midlandsman1970
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56
0 miles · Derbyshire

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Quote by westerross
Julie Andrews redface

Have you seen the film S.O.B. where she goes topless in the devil outfit, after the sound of music is a real turn on. PHOAR
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Whats a Gurl to do?
Stay
You are a part of the rich tapestry that is................... Swinging Heaven !! wink wink

Im with sarge i think he's rounded it up nicely.
However if you do feel you have to leave one thing is for sure, you will be greated with open arms and kiss and passionkiss when you come back and no one will think any less of you for takin some time out.
A problem shared is a problem solved, i think you've solved it now, don't you?
Best wishes in whatever you decide.
Matt xxx
Good on ya!!!
Going to work kept me sane, it was hard but it gets the grey matter on the road to recovery, just take it steady.
Your terrible vix
But i loves ya !
I dressed as Frankenfurter for my ex once, she was horrified :scared: , oh well maybe one of the ladies on here will like that and pm me :thumbup:
Quote by stevio
Lets face it its slightly odd that we celebrate the burning of one man for doing what a lot of people, myself included would like to do with this government.

Its not odd at all, read what you have written, its every person's right to call for a vote of "no confidence" in the current government :bs: and demand another general election if the majority agree :thumbup: then thats what will happen. :bounce: :bounce:
The government don't want you to know this little loop hole becauset thats democracy at its best, if 51% of the indigenous population called for it we could demand it. Saves blowing them up, however i prefer Guy's idea to problem solving. :thumbup:
Regarding the fireworks mine sleep through it they are all trained. Its worth training them as gun dogs for that reason.
bit late but been busy :twisted:
wave and :welcome: londoner, kent ways on, spent some time working in Paddock Wood lovely place really friendly peeps. hump
Anyways jump in you will be addicted real soon now that your posting. :silly:
and the moral of this story............................................
when you've had a drink forget it
score 0
D.U.I. (honest ocifer i thought it was a game)
no your add isn't there under that number, mine still is so there is no problem there,
hope you find out why soon.
i only got mine right
to be honest i think i prefer Bob The Builder to my own midlandsman1970 tag
should i stay as Bob or Midlandsman1970????? dunno
Nothing wrong with the add Fabio. Its better written than mine (note to self plagerise fabio's add) biggrin
wave Sparky.
When my ex and i split up it was immediately apparent that OUR friends were actually HER friends. Its cold out there on your own.
3 years down the road i have made some new friends and i'm having the time of my life really. One thing i learned is if you sit waitin for the phone to ring it won't. Get out on your own and get on with it thats the best way.
Anyway :welcome: to this mad house, enjoy.
Quote by Clare_Lincs

Claire you've been pm'd about the lift, you and Steve are most welcome, but if either of you say "Are we there yet Dad?" i'm kicking you out and you can walk! wink

Thanks hun kiss
You spoil all my fun,i was gonna say that all the way there too lol
All your fun, i doubt that, are you sure you know where we are going? dunno
Quote by Findy
I think her ass is great what you think??
sillyhwoar: sillyhwoar:
I have to agree with him, he ain't blind thats for sure! :thumbup:
Sarg i did and down loaded Zone Alarm, it missed it. The microsoft stuff updates itself for free tho.
:wave2: :wave2: :wave2: :wave2:
At last a lady who wants average length the guys on here will love you for that worship worship worship
ok ive read all 11 PAGES now, my eyes are square now and my caffeine intake has gone through the roof! :crazy:
Thankyou Blue and Satin :inlove:
Claire you've been pm'd about the lift, you and Steve are most welcome, but if either of you say "Are we there yet Dad?" i'm kicking you out and you can walk! wink
Ok so its doctors and nurses, mmmhhhh, oh go on then i'll be a nurse but i reserve the right to change my mind agen, and agen, and agen, and.................
Im really looking forward to meeting all who are going.
Im the only 1 not going for the sex you know (DANGER LOW FLYING PIGS)
wave and :welcome: just take it steady and you will have lots of fun.
Nimbus you should know what's goin on by now biggrin
wave and :welcome: you'll either love us or hate us but you'll have a good laugh while you find out. biggrin
There's a Jack Russel and a German shepard meet in a vets waitin room.
The german shepherd says to the jack russell, what you here for, the jack russell says "i bit the masters little girl so they're gonna put me down, what about you?"
The german shepherd replies"well the mistress got out of the shower and walked into the bedroom, she bent over and i was feelin randy so i ran in and gave her one."
The jack russell says"Oh so you're here to be put down aswell?"
The german shepherd replies,
"NO! gettin my nails cut!" biggrin
Well i shave, its my preference to, i always said i was clean.
Checkout the piccy of ThunderBird 1 if you don't believe me. biggrin :shock: biggrin