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Midlandsman1970

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16 Oct 2004

Some of you may have noticed that i didn't post anything on Friday, well thats cos my computer caught a cold. sad

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In the end i spent an hour on the phone to a Techie at Microsoft in the USA to sort it out, i await my phone bill with anticipation. :shock:
Anyway to cut a long story short a parasite got in from "Netvenda" WATCH OUT FOR THAT it starts as an infrequent pop up that gets more regular until it just takes over.
The Techie got me back on eventually and took me to the Microsoft website where there are 2 totally free and totally fantastic programs " AD-Aware" and "SPYBot" i recommend that you down load them and do a systems search quick. The URL is at the bottom of this thread.
In total they pulled nearly 2000 virus's out of my system, not bad for being on the web a month, i know its my own fault, its a tough lesson to learn. mad

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The worst part was not being able to get on SH !!!!!!!!!!!! :cry:

16 Oct 2004

Quote by Benito
i have quite large nipples 4 a guy they are attached 2 very firm pecks not breasts lol i used 2 have a nipple ring but removed it wen a lady i was with got a bit carried away and it hurt.

Ive got both mine pierced, mouth toys you could say, i enjoy it biggrin

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14 Oct 2004

Much better!! biggrin

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14 Oct 2004

Kaz, please tell me you read the book by candle light. :shock:

14 Oct 2004

Hi Tevo,
think you need to edit this and put a tad more in it if you want to say Hi biggrin

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14 Oct 2004

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and :welcome: stick around Tom

14 Oct 2004

sleep?

14 Oct 2004

Celtiq, novel use of CD, or is that nouvelle? ive heard of goin out wearing a smile.....
Listeningwise, music but sometimes i stick a DVD on and watch that in the corner whilst on here, jesus a man who can multi task ! biggrin

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14 Oct 2004

See ya all soon at Satin's party biggrin

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14 Oct 2004

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and :welcome: Ruth, its a damn fine place to be, enjoy yourself!!!!!! biggrin

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14 Oct 2004

Well done!!
I am jealous, i think its to do with the soldier's uniform, hey i had to check out the competion guy's. biggrin

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TB1 F.A.B. biggrin

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14 Oct 2004

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and :welcome: Apples

14 Oct 2004

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and :welcome: Kev

14 Oct 2004

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and :welcome: to :swingingchair: heaven. As a couple your gonna have loadsa fun biggrin

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14 Oct 2004

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I can't ever imagine my mum or gran coming out with anything like that, thats fantastic.
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14 Oct 2004

Don't forget Guy Gibson and the Dambusters, and no its not a pop group from the 60's :happy: :karaoke: :happy:

14 Oct 2004

Quote by JudyTV
Does anyone else think MidlandsMan's equipment looks like Thunderbird 1? :shock:

I think Thunderbird 1 was a bit bigger lol

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We will find out at Satins party and let you know.
Judy
Do i have an invite biggrin

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somehow i doubt it sad

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Anyway take the piss all you like, on second thought no don't, i did laugh reading this thread though, you rotten sods but i loves you all and you know it. :inlove:

13 Oct 2004

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and :welcome: animal eh? I got competion!
You will enjoy the site have fun.

13 Oct 2004

Quote by steveg_nw
Was it just me that felt the divorce papers falling through the letterbox was more like the confirmation of a failure than a reason to celebrate? Not that I'm trying to put a dampener on the celebrations, it's just how I felt at the time.
Steve

I have to admit i felt the same and cried. But if Vix is happy then good luck for the future babes. biggrin

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You know why i love ya's

13 Oct 2004

why should you be so nervous? A munch is like a party, its a social event where we (the members) can meet and say HI for the first time and have a laugh.
As regards single or not, yes i class myself as single, i do have a buddy too but thats personal choice she's bi and has her life and i have mine.

13 Oct 2004

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monty and :welcome:, yes it does, ive had replies/requests for meets even though im new, so there is life out there for the single man.
Possible reason for this are,
1 i have a face pic (though i can't see how mine works in my favour!!!) shows im not a reporter anyway.
2. i always try to be honest, polite and have a laugh (don't take the wee wee)
3. i bum around in the cafe and people are getting to know me. (I spend far too much time on here for the good of my eye's and my domestic chores)
4. it maybe the cock shot in my add, (oh come on i had to get that in somehow!)

13 Oct 2004

Weve been playin that in the club i work at for sometime now but about 2 months ago the DJ managed to get the video.
Its so funny when its played as its projected onto a 12' by 12' screen and the whole club stops, the men stop dancing, so do alot of the women, you cant sell booze as the staff stop as well, and no one wants to buy, everybody stares and droolz.
If anyone wants to view it log onto (sorry about this) ministry of sound (its free) and in about 2 min you can watch it.

13 Oct 2004

Quote by JudyTV
I still dont like designer stubble and beards though, especialy on my women .
Judy

mmmmmmhhhh i think ive had a that feeling some sunday mornings biggrin

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13 Oct 2004

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and :welcome: to :swingingchair: heaven, stick around and have a laugh. biggrin

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13 Oct 2004

You know ive had such a giggle reading this lol

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Im seriously considering reverting back to being my old bi self but i think i'll hold on just a little longer. biggrin

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13 Oct 2004

Try not to fantasise about the evening as it can have a tendancy not to live up to expectations. Just go with the flow and the night will be better.
Have fun, everyone has to have a first time biggrin

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12 Oct 2004

careful eager Blue would probably like to rest something between the cheeks of your arse too. biggrin

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12 Oct 2004

as a man i prefer to be shaved. biggrin

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Men don't like a mouthful of hair neither do the girls i suspect, anyway you have to stop to keep picking them out the back of your mouth (wrech), a giggle it maybe when it happens to a partner but takes the fun away from the play area !!!!!!!!

12 Oct 2004

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and :welcome: don't wind up Blue !!!!!!
but apart from that have fun. biggrin

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12 Oct 2004

Ive been in hospital many times with my youngest to Birminghams so my thoughts are with you all.