and :welcome: to :swingingchair: heaven, they're mad, they're bad and they'll tell you what they've had. Enjoy. 
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Midlandsman1970
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56
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and :welcome: to :swingingchair: heaven, they're mad, they're bad and they'll tell you what they've had. Enjoy. Orgasminator
Since joining this site at the end of september ive been on here everyday (sad, very sad) but i have been working the dayshift for the passed 3 weeks and now i have to work nights.
For the next 2weeks after 7:15pm i won't be around. I'll be the 30th person to add to a thread in the morning or i'll sit in the chatroom on my own, i'll feel like a lurker for the next 2 weeks aaaaarrrrgggggghhhhhhh !!!!!!
The only real point to this post is to say (like Arney) I will be back.
Have fun you lucky people.
Matt.
For the next 2weeks after 7:15pm i won't be around. I'll be the 30th person to add to a thread in the morning or i'll sit in the chatroom on my own, i'll feel like a lurker for the next 2 weeks aaaaarrrrgggggghhhhhhh !!!!!!
The only real point to this post is to say (like Arney) I will be back.
Have fun you lucky people.
Matt.
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Looks like a great place, ive never been. 50quid subscription for single men and the chance of only going once is a bit steep for me, i am a miser after all !!!!!!!!!
If i found someone to tell a porkie and go as a couple and sneak in for free then i would.
If i found someone to tell a porkie and go as a couple and sneak in for free then i would.
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There was a thread on here from a disabled person askin if they could join and alot of people replied saying yeah of course you can, as did i,
fantastic example we are setting now for them.
Opinion is one thing that everyone is entitled too and shoud be used with tact and tastefulness especially on a thread.
fantastic example we are setting now for them.
Opinion is one thing that everyone is entitled too and shoud be used with tact and tastefulness especially on a thread.
Orgasminator
and :welcome: to :swingingchair: heaven. Stick with the site and you will have fun. Dogging is a bit of a free for all. Have a read of previous threads there is already alot of advice there. Have fun
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I have paid and paid the price for it,
stick with this one, it is worth every penny (joke)
stick with this one, it is worth every penny (joke)
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I hadn't heard either, so enough of this offense lark, now lets just leave it and pay tribute to a man who has suffered for a long time.
(from someone who had to deal with similar for 27 years) God bless ya mum.
(from someone who had to deal with similar for 27 years) God bless ya mum.
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GOD now im scared, its my own fault Mal my add does say i'll try anything once, think i better modify it quick!!!!!!!!!
The thought of Blue comin at me with an 8" strap on is
a) a f**cking turn on
and
b) makes me pucker up tighter than a snare drum !!!!
The thought of Blue comin at me with an 8" strap on is
a) a f**cking turn on
and
b) makes me pucker up tighter than a snare drum !!!!
Orgasminator
oooooooohhhhhh Blue
There's no strike in the midlands !!!!!!!!
There's no strike in the midlands !!!!!!!!
Orgasminator
and :welcome: skippy. hang around get to know the site and you will have lots of fun and make new friends. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: Orgasminator
for about 15quid you can buy a twin sim pack that is a new back for your phone and holds 2 sims switching between the 2 is easy. Try carphone warehouse thats where i got mine from.
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After some of the shags ive had i think its when ive been on my own !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think this thread would have got more replies if it was "whats the worst sex you've ever had?" it would have got more laughs or "Whats the most unusual place you've ever had sex?" no replies to that 1 saying inside a woman thankyou.
I think this thread would have got more replies if it was "whats the worst sex you've ever had?" it would have got more laughs or "Whats the most unusual place you've ever had sex?" no replies to that 1 saying inside a woman thankyou.
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Little darlings, mine have ripped the net curtains down in my bedroom today, not an expensive thing but, annoying.
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Theres plenty of single men on here Blue, you could have 12 different ones everyday for the next 10 years and i don't think you'd get through them all by then.
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There is a site out there from japan which shows a Bukakke challenge where a woman lives off 12men and a raw egg a day for a week.
Now theres a challenge for a dozen single men on this site !!!!!!!! ???
Now theres a challenge for a dozen single men on this site !!!!!!!! ???
Orgasminator
I missed out last night on the North East Munch because im new too and as a single man i expect it to be even harder for me to get an invite.
I am lucky enough to be going to the butlins and to the banquet munches tho, thanks to (Essexlady and Steve respectively) have you asked about those?
I am lucky enough to be going to the butlins and to the banquet munches tho, thanks to (Essexlady and Steve respectively) have you asked about those?
Orgasminator
and :welcome: You will have fun on here and there are lots of friends to be made its nice you've stopped lurking anyway. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
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I have an ex and two daughters but i can see them when ever i want, its been difficult for me and i can sympathise with you. I hope it all works out in the end.
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Refuse it thats my advice.
Been there, done it, not proud of it, and won't do it again.
Thats the abridged version of what i had originally written.
Been there, done it, not proud of it, and won't do it again.
Thats the abridged version of what i had originally written.
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I had a similar problem eventually i found out it was the broadband filter at the socket, i put in a new one and problem solved.
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My biggest hobby apart from being on here is my daughters, now how cheezy is that. I work as an engineer for a foreign motor company in the midlands, jesus now thats a big clue. I go out clubbing and i also work in one and love to dance and play. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Orgasminator
and :welcome: You should read through the stuff thats been posted about newbies before jumpin in with both feet there's a lot of good advice there. Stay cool, be patient and always, always stay polite and you'll have fun. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
