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Midlandsman1970
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56
0 miles · Derbyshire
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Orgasminator
Well like i said in the cafe on "why, why,why" if i ever get my house finished i'll hold a big house is finished party, i'll hold it in the summer so you can make use of the pool too. 
Note to self buy more chlorine for after so the kids can use it again
Note to self buy more chlorine for after so the kids can use it again
Orgasminator
We were going to see queen on the next tour but God smiled and Freddy bowed out so i regret that too.
Have to admit i went to see West Life 2 years ago and that was fantastic, Takin my 7 year old to see Busted in December and im looking forward to it.
Have to admit i went to see West Life 2 years ago and that was fantastic, Takin my 7 year old to see Busted in December and im looking forward to it.
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Don't get me wrong there is no excuse for rude mails at all 
and i agree with you about that.
and i agree with you about that. Orgasminator
Let me know if they do, and if they don't then hold one yourself, start a trend.
Orgasminator
Well if i ever get this house renevated i'll thow a party,............... next summer i reckon i could fit about 60 people in, and put a marquee up in the orchard, there would be room for caravaners too, hey the orchard is big enough for dogging aswell !!!!!!
Not sure what the overlooking neighbours would say but it would make me the talk of the village!!!!!!
If anybody wants to help me finish this money pit so we can have the party the help would be greatly appreciated. (joke)
Not sure what the overlooking neighbours would say but it would make me the talk of the village!!!!!!
If anybody wants to help me finish this money pit so we can have the party the help would be greatly appreciated. (joke)
Orgasminator
I have to agree with the replying to your emails that must annoy more than the two of us.
I have so far had 3 replies to my add from a couple who wanted me to do things i just couldn't, a bi guy and a TV in france all of which i have replied too even though it was to say thanks and sorry. This i consider to be polite.
Just sit back and relax, thats all im doing and enjoying my time and looking forward to the munch's im going to so people can meet me and see that i am who/what i am.
People on here don't know you, they don't know me and until they do won't feel comfortable.
Patients is a virtue.
I have so far had 3 replies to my add from a couple who wanted me to do things i just couldn't, a bi guy and a TV in france all of which i have replied too even though it was to say thanks and sorry. This i consider to be polite.
Just sit back and relax, thats all im doing and enjoying my time and looking forward to the munch's im going to so people can meet me and see that i am who/what i am.
People on here don't know you, they don't know me and until they do won't feel comfortable.
Patients is a virtue.
Orgasminator
Ive had relations with two women from stafford it sounds like they are all using the same story out there. Oh well, at least your back it seems like a saner world here.
Orgasminator
and :welcome: you don't have to do anything with anyone just be friendly. 
Orgasminator
caffeine gets me through the day after spending so long on here. 
Orgasminator
and :welcome: get posting :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: a laugh guaranteed. Orgasminator
Best of luck,
Bit of name dropping here Teri Dwyer(ex Hollyoaks) is my ex wifes cousin. Yes she came to the wedding, didn't bother RSVP'ing tho so there was no meal for her and her boyfriend so i told them to go to a pub till after the meal.
My wife said don't you know who this is, i said yeah she can afford to buy a pub lunch aswell !!!!!!
Bit of name dropping here Teri Dwyer(ex Hollyoaks) is my ex wifes cousin. Yes she came to the wedding, didn't bother RSVP'ing tho so there was no meal for her and her boyfriend so i told them to go to a pub till after the meal.
My wife said don't you know who this is, i said yeah she can afford to buy a pub lunch aswell !!!!!!
Orgasminator
I truly wish that there was a God, i wear a crucifix to hedge my bets and ward off vampires but im not sure if it will do me any good either way.
The only thing that i really believe in is Mother Nature. She has created so many beautiful things and people in this world, and most of the beautiful people are on this site the others just haven't found it yet !!!!!!
The only thing that i really believe in is Mother Nature. She has created so many beautiful things and people in this world, and most of the beautiful people are on this site the others just haven't found it yet !!!!!!
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ok can some one tell me what is average ???? ( ) :confused:
My last girlfriend asked me how big i was cos she wanted to do deep throat. I honestly told her i was average, when she came back up from under the covers with her mascara running down her cheeks and wrechin i believe her words were "THAT (cough) F**CKERS NOT AVERAGE!!!!!!! (cough)"
So if i fall into the W/E catergory i might answer a few more adds
My last girlfriend asked me how big i was cos she wanted to do deep throat. I honestly told her i was average, when she came back up from under the covers with her mascara running down her cheeks and wrechin i believe her words were "THAT (cough) F**CKERS NOT AVERAGE!!!!!!! (cough)"
So if i fall into the W/E catergory i might answer a few more adds
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and :welcome: you'll need therapy soon :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: Orgasminator
To be honest have only tried it a few times,
First time i tried it was with a female friend, i could hear the Rabbit she had going in and out, i was tryin so hard not to laugh it kinda put me off, she came but i had to fake an orgasm in the end she still to this day doesn't know.
Second times (plural) or so my then girlfriend used to get so turned on by my voice she would orgasm in about thirty seconds, which i was glad of when she'd ring at 3 in the mornin. Then i could roll over and go to sleep.
The last time i tried it i dropped the phone and broke it.
God help me if i get a cam !!!!!
First time i tried it was with a female friend, i could hear the Rabbit she had going in and out, i was tryin so hard not to laugh it kinda put me off, she came but i had to fake an orgasm in the end she still to this day doesn't know.
Second times (plural) or so my then girlfriend used to get so turned on by my voice she would orgasm in about thirty seconds, which i was glad of when she'd ring at 3 in the mornin. Then i could roll over and go to sleep.
The last time i tried it i dropped the phone and broke it.
God help me if i get a cam !!!!!
Orgasminator
Exibition
Having sex in the street and playing german spot light with the passing cars or in the front garden at night.
Dangerous
Having an mfm in the living room while the f's boyfriend and the m's girlfriend slept upstairs neither knew/know of the swinging down stairs. All were extremely drunk, thats my excuse anyway.
Caught at it
My dad walked in on my wife giving me a BJ in their living room before we were married. Without breaking her stride she waved hello to him and he closed the door. Bless her !!
Embarrassing
Staying over night at a party and having sex with the then wife all night then coming into the front room to a standing ovation in the morning.
Lie telling
14 of us at play in the pool one night. The following day my kids wanted to play in the pool,......................................................12months later and many gallons of chlorine and lies i figured it was safe for them.
Having sex in the street and playing german spot light with the passing cars or in the front garden at night.
Dangerous
Having an mfm in the living room while the f's boyfriend and the m's girlfriend slept upstairs neither knew/know of the swinging down stairs. All were extremely drunk, thats my excuse anyway.
Caught at it
My dad walked in on my wife giving me a BJ in their living room before we were married. Without breaking her stride she waved hello to him and he closed the door. Bless her !!
Embarrassing
Staying over night at a party and having sex with the then wife all night then coming into the front room to a standing ovation in the morning.
Lie telling
14 of us at play in the pool one night. The following day my kids wanted to play in the pool,......................................................12months later and many gallons of chlorine and lies i figured it was safe for them.
Orgasminator
I feel like a 23 year old even though im 34, i wonder what she's doing tonight might give her a text later. 
Orgasminator
and :welcome: you will have lots of fun here thats for sure, relatively new too, but having a laugh all the same and totally addicted to this place. Get your name down for a munch and make friends. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: Orgasminator
Can't wait in desperate need of a good ............................laugh
