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Midlandsman1970
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56
0 miles · Derbyshire
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Orgasminator
and :welcome: from me, can't say as a single ive been to any clubs being a miser im not gonna pay 40quid on the door to get in but if anyone wants to take me i'll go. Orgasminator
Ive tried anasthetics like that but it usually requires a different kind of inhalation to achieve those kind of results! :color:
Orgasminator
Don't worry, even tho i have my face on my avatar and say im str8 in my add i still get emails from bi/gay men but i just politely say thanks and sorry.
It doesn't bother me any and i was quite chuffed to get 1 from a TV in france last night of all places.
The word sure has spread about this site. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
It doesn't bother me any and i was quite chuffed to get 1 from a TV in france last night of all places.
The word sure has spread about this site. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Orgasminator
and :welcome: to the site. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: Get him involved and if he's not interested there are loads of guys n gals on here that would be!
Orgasminator
The sad life of a penis. 
I only have 1 eye,
My hair is a mess,
My skin is wrinkly,
My relatives are nuts,
My neighbours an arsehole,
and my best friend is a cunt.
Think that sums it up.
I only have 1 eye,
My hair is a mess,
My skin is wrinkly,
My relatives are nuts,
My neighbours an arsehole,
and my best friend is a cunt.
Think that sums it up.
Orgasminator
I thought i was IM'd by a new couple on here but it was that because they had previously emailed me that an auto reply saying "please IM me" had turned up in my buddies list, so,....... i did, as you would. They replied "No sorry, phones ringing gotta go" and logged off. whether that was genuine as i took it at the time that being new they were nervous i no longer know i still suspect it was but you've put doubt in my mind now.
Regardless of that i never go back to an add ive had no response from when ive answered it and don't like to PM people unless the thread asks for it directly just because im new myself and people don't know me that well or my PM has been of a non sexual nature.
Regardless of that i never go back to an add ive had no response from when ive answered it and don't like to PM people unless the thread asks for it directly just because im new myself and people don't know me that well or my PM has been of a non sexual nature.
Orgasminator
and :welcome: alway a party night here :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: Orgasminator
I thought i was the only one thats why i had to set up a "self help" group
Orgasminator
and :welcome: one thing you will find with this place is it gets very addictive. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: Orgasminator
Its a good idea, work commitments and baby sitters depending id go. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
(single and male just incase you missed that)
(single and male just incase you missed that)
Orgasminator
Cos my daughters are asleep upstairs and i got no sitter thats why !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Orgasminator
Im only an hour away so i would like to come depending on when you arrange it and sitters etc. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: PM me if there is a place.
Orgasminator
Well as a single guy new on here it is difficult obviously, as an outsider there is a lot of caution from other users when you put up a thread or answer an add, this i totally expect and if i answer an add and get no reply i just leave it as those i have replied to and had no reply from can testify too i hope.
There are no right ways to do it as far as i can tell at the minute, but there are a hell of alot of wrong ways, it is like stepping through a mine field, some adds want a face pic, some want a cock shot and some want you to tell them how you would sexually humiliate them. Personally i would rather say "hi im midlandsman1970 take a look at my add and if you like what you see then please get in touch", nothing more. But, at the end of the day common sense is a good guide.
I want to shout HEY IM HERE but im not gonna, my kids love me and thats really enough for me day to day. Eventually people on this site will get to know me if they can tolerate me that long and will eventually find out that im not all that bad.
Id like to thank Steve for letting me come to the Banquet next March, i must have made an impression there as i haven't been on the site a week yet and im really looking forward to it, not that i expect an instant shag at the end of the munch but it is a chance for me to meet you guys n gals and vice versa.
Everyone wants to have as much fun as the "veterans" of this site but i guess the patient ones who stick about and aren't pushy will have the most fun at the end of the day.
I have been single for 3 years since my split and i miss this. I have female friends who dearly love and care for me but they aren't.......... compatable shall we say, and im not going to ruin a bloody good friendship by sleeping with a friend for the hell of it!!!
I only got a computer a short while ago and have found this site fantastic ever since. Ive been involved in things sparsley since the split but generally by accident. Lets just say when we were married OUR friends were the ex wifes and not mine after and i was left out in the cold.
It would be nice for me to meet a single lady on this site and have a long term thing not just a one night stand, but what will be will be and ive lived with that approach to life for 3 years now.
If i have upset anyone on this site so far then i genuinely apologise for it and hope that when you do get to know me you will realise that it was a mistake and never intended.
Im a friendly and open/honest kind of person and i don't want to push myself on anyone on this site, and if you think thats what im doing then please tell me and i don't care if you name and shame me in the forum. But if you can spare a minute get to know me then you will find out that im a really nice guy, im a really good dad and im a really nice friend.
Matt.
There are no right ways to do it as far as i can tell at the minute, but there are a hell of alot of wrong ways, it is like stepping through a mine field, some adds want a face pic, some want a cock shot and some want you to tell them how you would sexually humiliate them. Personally i would rather say "hi im midlandsman1970 take a look at my add and if you like what you see then please get in touch", nothing more. But, at the end of the day common sense is a good guide.
I want to shout HEY IM HERE but im not gonna, my kids love me and thats really enough for me day to day. Eventually people on this site will get to know me if they can tolerate me that long and will eventually find out that im not all that bad.
Id like to thank Steve for letting me come to the Banquet next March, i must have made an impression there as i haven't been on the site a week yet and im really looking forward to it, not that i expect an instant shag at the end of the munch but it is a chance for me to meet you guys n gals and vice versa.
Everyone wants to have as much fun as the "veterans" of this site but i guess the patient ones who stick about and aren't pushy will have the most fun at the end of the day.
I have been single for 3 years since my split and i miss this. I have female friends who dearly love and care for me but they aren't.......... compatable shall we say, and im not going to ruin a bloody good friendship by sleeping with a friend for the hell of it!!!
I only got a computer a short while ago and have found this site fantastic ever since. Ive been involved in things sparsley since the split but generally by accident. Lets just say when we were married OUR friends were the ex wifes and not mine after and i was left out in the cold.
It would be nice for me to meet a single lady on this site and have a long term thing not just a one night stand, but what will be will be and ive lived with that approach to life for 3 years now.
If i have upset anyone on this site so far then i genuinely apologise for it and hope that when you do get to know me you will realise that it was a mistake and never intended.
Im a friendly and open/honest kind of person and i don't want to push myself on anyone on this site, and if you think thats what im doing then please tell me and i don't care if you name and shame me in the forum. But if you can spare a minute get to know me then you will find out that im a really nice guy, im a really good dad and im a really nice friend.
Matt.
Orgasminator
Absolutely excellent !!!! looks like fun was had by all, god how i wish i was Mr Fun :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: Soooooooooooo jealous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Orgasminator
Talk about getting a complex, its enough to make anyman feel inadequate :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Orgasminator
Are you sayin that i should go as a princess? Do you think that would do me any favours 
i think i prefer the sid james. 
i think i prefer the sid james. Orgasminator
Well i'll post a reply if no 1 else will.
I agree i looked on there last night as i have things id like to do again that you need fetish for but with 180+ pages its difficult to find women if thats your thing as it is mine or maybe the ladies should post any fetish in women seeking men.
Maybe this will alienate me but i think you have a fair point. Fetish has to be the biggest of all the add sections.
It would be nice to have an advanced search criteria so you could select diferent things and let the system do it for you.
I agree i looked on there last night as i have things id like to do again that you need fetish for but with 180+ pages its difficult to find women if thats your thing as it is mine or maybe the ladies should post any fetish in women seeking men.
Maybe this will alienate me but i think you have a fair point. Fetish has to be the biggest of all the add sections.
It would be nice to have an advanced search criteria so you could select diferent things and let the system do it for you.
Orgasminator
Ive been single on and off for 3 years since i split with the wife, the only problem is that in this world as a single its harder to get invites than if you were in a couple. Stick with it if you can find a swinging partner as i hope someday then you will have a world of fun.
Orgasminator
and :welcome: have fun with allof us :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: Orgasminator
I can't believe that they have been on for 24 hours and only got 2 replies both from me and 119 have viewed this add and i told them how nice you have all been to me , make me out to be a liar why don't you
, make me out to be a liar why don't you Orgasminator
I think if i went medieval id end up looking like sid james in carry on henry, i havent got a clue what to wear for this at the moment, doesn't exactly fall in line with my navy whites or the other outfits ive worn before. I suppose i'll have to settle for court jester in the end. Maybe wear a dirty loin cloth a few chains and come as the old guy in the dungeon!!!
Orgasminator
and :welcome: to tjandchris have lots of fun and jump in with both feet. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: Orgasminator
Little girl is lost in a supermarket and crying, A security guard finds her and says "wots your mummy like?"
She replies cryin "BIG DICKS AND VODKA"
Irelands worst plane crash happened today: " a 2 seater light aircraft has crashed in to a cemetary, so far 874 bodies have been recovered, digging continues"
Husband says to wife "my olympic condoms have arrived tonight im gonna wear the gold one!!!" she replies"why don't you wear the silver and cum second for a change!!!!"
"mummy where do babies come from?" "well your daddy puts something called sperm inside me" "do you swallow it mummy" "No only if mummy wants a new dress!!!!"
humpty dumpty sat on a bed, little bo peep was giving him head, as soon as he came she began to weep she knew the taste he'd been shagging her sheep!!!!
I hear you were held at gun point of SUCK MY COCK OR DIE im so glad to hear your ok!!!!
if a woman is uncomfortable watching you wank do you think A) u need more time together B) she's a fuckin prude or C) she should have sat somewhere else on the fuckin bus!!!!!
i know alot more but they are not for your tender eyes!!!!!
She replies cryin "BIG DICKS AND VODKA"
Irelands worst plane crash happened today: " a 2 seater light aircraft has crashed in to a cemetary, so far 874 bodies have been recovered, digging continues"
Husband says to wife "my olympic condoms have arrived tonight im gonna wear the gold one!!!" she replies"why don't you wear the silver and cum second for a change!!!!"
"mummy where do babies come from?" "well your daddy puts something called sperm inside me" "do you swallow it mummy" "No only if mummy wants a new dress!!!!"
humpty dumpty sat on a bed, little bo peep was giving him head, as soon as he came she began to weep she knew the taste he'd been shagging her sheep!!!!
I hear you were held at gun point of SUCK MY COCK OR DIE im so glad to hear your ok!!!!
if a woman is uncomfortable watching you wank do you think A) u need more time together B) she's a fuckin prude or C) she should have sat somewhere else on the fuckin bus!!!!!
i know alot more but they are not for your tender eyes!!!!!
Orgasminator
My hotlanta kink test score was 615. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Orgasminator
Hmmmm similar thing happened to me. lets just say once you pop you can't stop!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
I am happily divorced now for 3 years. Puts me in a good light doesn't it.
What you do is up to you, after that its up to the divorce lawyers.
I suggest you try and discuss this with the missus without jumpin in feet first and sayin "you'll look after the kids while i go for a shag" but start it more like "remember when" and try and ease her into a conversation to find out what her current feelings are before you arrange anything behind her back.
If you live in a nice house in an expensive neighbourhood and have 2 kids then just have a wank. it would have saved me a lot of money.
I am happily divorced now for 3 years. Puts me in a good light doesn't it.
What you do is up to you, after that its up to the divorce lawyers.
I suggest you try and discuss this with the missus without jumpin in feet first and sayin "you'll look after the kids while i go for a shag" but start it more like "remember when" and try and ease her into a conversation to find out what her current feelings are before you arrange anything behind her back.
If you live in a nice house in an expensive neighbourhood and have 2 kids then just have a wank. it would have saved me a lot of money.
