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I need to make sure it is lubbed up
It's 'lubed' ;)
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MikeC
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 45
0 miles · Greater London
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Quote by essex34m
my question really would be what made you guys move on when clearly you had so much fun here
I found the swinging scene by accident. I had no idea of the experiences I would have, or the friendships I would make. I made no conscious effort to find the scene, I made no conscious effort to stop swinging. But as my signature says (You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave) I can't walk away.
The reason I can't walk away from the scene, is moments like this. Yes, it is tragically sad as to why some people are here posting again, but on Facebook I have friends and acquaintances from this scene, and they are why I can never leave. That link will always be there and even if there is no swinging occurring, the bond that ties is there.
And I suppose that while I am still around the scene, then the scene will be still around me, and I do still have some unfinished business with some people.
I mean I do lurk on another site on the weekends unfortunately work and real life has got in the way. Last swinging dabble was this time last year at cupids....
I still keep in a contact with people from scene tho as I am from smoke wiith no car, I don't get to see people as often as I could or should.
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Quote by essex34m
Not drinking
You weren't invited anyway straighty!
MY widey is back NOW ;)
Has Daddy got some sugar for me?
Reminds of a night when i was the only straighty in the village (sassy's old flat) it was quiet amusing
I think you are mistaken there Mike. That closet door has been creaking as long as I have known you.
I need to make sure it is lubbed up
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Quote by tigersgobounce69
We only ever made one swingcamp...It was the year of the fecking hurrican...Well if felt like it anyhow.
When we arrived Kbuk and Dino had put up out tent ready for us (Kbuk had gone down the day before). it was blowing a gale and me and Mr Tigs took one look at the tent and realised that they had put it up wrong. We then proceeded to take it down and re-erect it.
Dino and Kbuk had already taken charge of our small new kettle drum camping BBQ and they were using it to create a huge fire. We bloody needed...
So was there for the whole weekend and can honestly say no sex took place because I honestly thought the tent was going to fly away lol
We have been away many times since, non swinging, and had great sex in the tent. The only problem we have is I'm (Mrs Tigs) is rather "vocal", basically I'm a noisy bitch so we have to make sure that no one is near us :giggle"
Can't you take a camping cock with you so your mouth is too full to make a noise? ;-)
Even with a cock in it ...Im still and noisy bitch
i have never heard you.....
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Quote by bluexxx
I hear the Tatty monster might be in the house?
Reminds me of turning up at a party at her house with sassy- we hoped we had the right address and parked in a space a few doors away. As soon as we opened the car door we knew it was right as we could hear Tatty's delicate tones over the house from the far end of the garden :giggle:
I also remember OnlyMe squealing really loudly when I walked in as she didn't know I was coming :mrgreen:
Just think .... that's what Tatty's neighbours hear all the time ........
i hear her from the other side of london
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Quote by bluexxx
Last time I had tent sex at swingcamp, we were mid shag when she quietly slurred the following drunken flirtation in my ear 'give me a minute- my heads gone a bit funny' at which point she passed out for the night and took over 80% of the air bed
I've read that 3 times now, and I have a horrible feeling that might well have been me
ops:Do you have a habit of getting drunk, shagging random blokes and passing out in the middle of it?
She does. Yes.
As did I :smug:
Maybe it was you Blue? :twisted: :twisted:
I would have questioned that, but I didn't do swing camp, so you can't pin this one on me :smoke:
Ooooo I may have an idea lol....
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Quote by bluexxx
They're currently cowering in the extensive gardens of SH Towers ...... they're hiding.......... but guess what.... I'M COMING READY OR NOT :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Just had a vision of blue with a 12 inch black double ender wielding it above her head.........with the most evil smile........
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
Last time I had tent sex at swingcamp, we were mid shag when she quietly slurred the following drunken flirtation in my ear 'give me a minute- my heads gone a bit funny' at which point she passed out for the night and took over 80% of the air bed
I've read that 3 times now, and I have a horrible feeling that might well have been me
ops:Do you have a habit of getting drunk, shagging random blokes and passing out in the middle of it?
Angel never gets drunk
Angel only shags smurfs and vanillas
No comment lol
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Quote by Angel Chat
Last time I had tent sex at swingcamp, we were mid shag when she quietly slurred the following drunken flirtation in my ear 'give me a minute- my heads gone a bit funny' at which point she passed out for the night and took over 80% of the air bed
I've read that 3 times now, and I have a horrible feeling that might well have been me
ops:Pmsl.....it could only be you angel...lol...
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