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MikeC
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 45
0 miles · Greater London

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Quote by bluexxx
i remember seeing this and being shit scared smile

Everyone was scared :twisted:
then i came to 2 of them :)
Quote by bluexxx
What s it? Is it a stolen flag from the last Tory party conference?
If Neilinleeds was here he'd spit on your blue flag and raise you a big red one!

i stole it from Sassy wedding smile)))))))) :twisted:
Quote by Firelizard
Oooh Dark and Posh and Nola in the Jacuzzi with me smile Just like old times :rose:

Is a bit aroused now......christ what do i do with a 2 inch penis :).........
Cant find the original thread but i hope this works.......
BLUE:
Quote by Darkfire

dark i always have a large one for you smile lol

what would you do if I said 'come on then' though MikeC? :lol:
bolt ??
i would say please don't take the knife to it :)
Quote by Darkfire
Does anyone else feel really weird being back here? blink
best make mine a large one, for dutch courage more than drink of choice this eve! This place used to be my home...
:cheers: absent friends

dark i always have a large one for you smile lol
Quote by bluexxx
Bit hot in here tonight innit
Who's the fan bitch?

essex34m smile
i do have a sign post called fanny.....wished i had some to go with it smile
I am sure the absent friends will appreciate this come on girlies............ :twisted:
The hot tub is on, the beer is being pored and I am being Tea Bitch smile
Quote by Angel Chat
More:
Angel Chat: "I don't do televisions"

rotflmao I'll never live that one down :giggle:
you falling asleep in cruiz.....saying that i am sure i won't ever live down sleeping bag night smile
Quote by Angel Chat
Bumpity bump.... wink

Little Gem is SUCH a bad influence on me! I only wanted to see the church lol

ooooooooo can i put a cock above your boobs :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
my (someone else's) body stocking at hearts tarts.......
i think a few people were scared for life smile.....
me walking sassy round in a dog collar :)
Pebbles green nurse outfit mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm proper wank bank material smile :twisted:
Quote by noladreams

3) My lack of parking skills

Something tells me there's a story behind this one.... :rascal:
ummmmmmm lol......
2 stories....going to a party at the scotish foghorns house and i struggled to reverse park and ended up leaving the car pretty much in the middle of the road.....
ummmm going dogging and reversing car in to a large log and taking most of the bumper off smile
Quote by MikeNorth
does anyone rembember sexyjess......smile she was a few years younger than me,.....

I remember sexyjess well, Mike, in fact I can remember adopting her under Bilko's "Adopt A Southerner" scheme. Anyone remember that brilliant idea? If not:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/12047.html
bloody hell some old names on their that is even before my time :)
i just rembered a certain party at blues when i was ummmmm busy mid flow and the taxi arrived......i had to pull out and it was the quickest i have ever put clothes on....
Quote by noladreams

5) me naked in white socks having a play in someones garden

We need photo proof in t'other thread! :rascal:
lol.....i dont have that but found a photo in a maids out fit get my cock played with
Quote by bluexxx
blue can you iron my white ones smile

In a word.... No...
The last time I tried to iron something (a shirt), I ended up burning the shirt to the carpet. The shirt was pretty ruined and the iron had bits of carpet stuck to it.
Never turned my iron on since. And I have now moved house to a place without burned carpet
lol.....gives a new meaning to carpet burn :)
i have a whole list
1) falling asleep at a party and having someone boobs in my face and me sleeping through the experience. That was after me trying to seeing said boobs for years
2) Being lifted by my boxers in a bar in manchester circa 05...by blue and lep
3) My lack of parking skills
4) First time i "met" harry jones
5) me naked in white socks having a play in someones garden
6) me in a maids outfit with bum going up and down.....could someone send me the video
7) Me and first rios even not knowing where to look.
That is just some of the tails............
as a united season ticket holder....i think rooney has a right to put in a transfer request if he wants....but in the same breath we have the right to call him a fat overweight scouser.....
Last season he was OK....not his best season but not his worse either......I think the problem with him is that he wants to be No1 he always has said that. Unfortunately he has lost the pace and power that made him such a great talent when we bough him from Everton
In the modern age...4 4 2 doesn't work, and as a team united like to play with 2 wingers. this means rooney has to play in the hole (not the first time allegedly) ...this means to play the modern way sacrifices have to be made....
I personally would like to see us cash in and sell him abroad...
Quote by couplefunuk
lol i use mine as a sex toy smile

Easier than using the curtains eh Mike? wink
*Her*
easier to clean than my monitor when perving your photos mrs couple :twisted:
happy twats and mark....you can feel the sexual tension in here...... :twisted:
TBH when i changed jobs late 07 and then got a season ticket kind of stopped that. I also ended up become friends with people from social media smile
debbiewebs is a blast from past smile
does anyone rembember sexyjess......:) she was a few years younger than me,.....
and for those of you that do know me...i am now over 30 lol :twisted:
Quote by wild rose and the stag
bloody hell that was a shock, hello you lot.. weathers nice... tempted to invite you all round for a party/camp, world record people in a hot tub competition, say hello to those you are in touch with elsewhere from us, we think about all of you all of the time, only yesterday we drove past Shell Island and the memories came flooding back. Someone arrange a mancs munch ... or whatever they are called these days. Almost everyone on this thread we have special memories of, loved loads, done stooooopid stuff with , got tales that will remain with us forever.. as for many of you this was our life for so long. As many of you know its what made wild rose and the stag a duo.. the hot tub aint been the same since we lost touch ..
xxx
wrats
as for avatars.. yeah got my old one on a hard drive somewhere but Rose looks way better so leaving that one up...

Tbh stag...rose's avatar mmmmmm
I think the scary thing is I have found flirty I emails in my inbox from line 04/05 with certain female members
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