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MikeC
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 45
0 miles · Greater London

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Quote by Freckledbird
Now they've let me out of the kitchen... I'll have a large one please!
And a glass of wine! :bounce::bounce::bounce:

you been let out of the kitchen......isnt that where all women should be really......... :twisted:
Are you Widey's stand in then? lol
i am widey's bitch.......didn't he tell you we have been having man love for a long time now
Awwww congratulations :giggle:
I have the photos also
Quote by Calista
Oooh daft forum moments coming back to me ...
The infernal SH Clock thread that went on foever before Jags or someone deleted it and the world record attempt at quote boxes think that get deleted too!

i just about remember this.....
i remember walking out of the girls toilets after going in a cubical with someone and not doing anything as we were gigerling like 2 drunks school kids
also being told of for a spanking compition and a nots munch
Quote by Dino
:giggle: Oh, poor Postie.
Remember when he fell asleep early on a hotel room floor after a munch and he ended up with a full face of make-up and marker pen? lol
Postie's stool... wasn't it hijacked at camp and then posted around the country?

I do..i spent ages painting his face to look like a baboons arse rotflmao:rotflmao:
ive got some pics from that munch...Wakefield Halloween much..i went as a mushroom ;)

dino thats an awful lot of red on you.....have you converted to us rags
Quote by MikeC
3. Vodka jelly in someone's kitchen, doing very questionable things with said vodka jelly including filling someone with it, then proceeding to eat it back out of her to the point of consuming that much of it I passed out for the rest of the evening, much to the amusement of those there.

rotflmao I've never heard this one, but I just did a massive LOL!! :giggle:
this brings back memories........
regrets joking my ma takes my photos....that still gets brought up by friends smile
Quote by Sarah
OMG :twisted:
Guess what I have just seen! lol

sorry i should have warned you before pming you pics of my cock
Quote by Angel Chat
3. Vodka jelly in someone's kitchen, doing very questionable things with said vodka jelly including filling someone with it, then proceeding to eat it back out of her to the point of consuming that much of it I passed out for the rest of the evening, much to the amusement of those there.

rotflmao I've never heard this one, but I just did a massive LOL!! :giggle:
this brings back memories........
Quote by poshkate
Now they've let me out of the kitchen... I'll have a large one please!
And a glass of wine! :bounce::bounce::bounce:

If you've been baking again, I'm coming round! smile
i am not as last time....i had a feeling that roohypnol was in my cake.......tho i cant remember
Quote by Freckledbird
Now they've let me out of the kitchen... I'll have a large one please!
And a glass of wine! :bounce::bounce::bounce:

you been let out of the kitchen......isnt that where all women should be really......... :twisted:
Are you Widey's stand in then? lol
i am widey's bitch.......didn't he tell you we have been having man love for a long time now
Quote by Freckledbird
Meeting Missy and Kazswallows at the Coventry medieval munch, having volunteered to be Kaz's hand holders smile
Being at the 'stairs' munch in Manchester :giggle: - think that was the one where MrFB got slapped by Mistress Sassy!
Being at a Blue party or two and :shock:
Herts Tarts, seeing Timmy's tail with a glowstick through it.
Leicester munch, when Marmalaid changed into a baby doll nightie (under a towel?)

was that when we went garden of eden afterwards
Quote by Dirtygirly
Now they've let me out of the kitchen... I'll have a large one please!
And a glass of wine! :bounce::bounce::bounce:

you been let out of the kitchen......isnt that where all women should be really......... :twisted:
ladies i have told you no matter how much you ask i am not being spunk bitch to eager.............
Quote by Angel Chat
CONVOY!!!!!!!!!!!!

rotflmao Chasing you down the M6 like some sort of Benny Hill on wheels, losing you in Wigan and then managing to get to the munch at LEAST an hour before you!!
Angel.....can i send you a nana smurf card at xmas :twisted:
i actually found a photo of postie standing up looking quiet sobre in my pics folder......
SHOCKED
Another thread I cant find.....lets start off.....
my vote is for essex wideboy
Quote by Dino
we tied him to that stool using his own shoe laces after he`d fallen asleep in it pissed lol Tim then woke him up and told him to go get in his tent...the funniest thing ive seen as he tried to get up, tried walking but couldnt understand what was going on and why he couldnt walk priceless rotflmao:rotflmao::rotflmao:

dino,.....we done a similar thing at tattys to him smile))))
Quote by poshkate
I'd like a glass of the bubbly stuff please.
drinkies

Ohh that sounds like a good plan :drinkies:
wonders if carbonated spunk has the same effect smile :twisted:
Quote by Cassiopeia
Room for a small one... lol

only if you have room for my big one smile
Quote by noladreams
Where are the drinks?? lol

Tea bitch is slacking... whip
sorry i was playing with myself again.......how can i help laddies?
Quote by Calista

Mr Dundee Couple's red PVC boots :twisted:

Fook me, just the thought of those have kept my fantasies going for years!
I'll need to think hard about my favourite moments, a lot are forum moments, and my memory is crap for real life stuff.
1) Blue's Parties - Nellie disappearing off the back of the bed (you had to be involved I guess though)
2) Blue's Parties - Morbius getting an ass whipping off JudyTV
3) First munch in Eccles - walking to Adam & Eves with Sarge wearing lace panties over his jeans
4) Adam & Eves - sitting opposite Sarge, Nellie, SteveNW all pantless under their towels and sitting like blokes sit giving me an eyeful!
5) Reece's Helicopter at ClareNSteve's party!
6) Blue passing out at the 40th Party at Jas's
7) Dammie barrel dancing somewhere in Brum?
Will think of more later.
1) I tried and I tried and I just couldnt get it all in........a very well known phrase........ :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Rubato_and_Hope
:giggle: Mike I should've expected no less! I'd better not start talking about football and your new manager and stuff though or the girlies will start thinking of unpleasant things for me to do. I don't wanna be made to file blue's corns or something...

i am being good not footy talk this evening tho........to many ladies to perv over
Quote by poshkate
posh your to posh to get in the Jacuzzi. :twisted:

Surely you lot have work out by now I'm not really posh lol
you really are smile))))))
Quote by Rubato_and_Hope
Ah Mike that's a much more appropriate outfit for this situation - better than turning up for a munch in a footie shirt anyway! wink blink

i am actually wearing this
Quote by bluexxx
Oh dear god, Holy Mary, sweet mother of her illegitimate child, Jesus, I nearly killed myself with this.
I've still got the spreadsheet too lol

i havent...only think i have been managing is perving and wanking
Quote by Sarah
Budge up! I'm in :giggle:
Mikec, I hope you are naked, I don't want to see any old boxers in here! :bounce:

lol i can be naked for you sarah as long as you fluff me in rios :bounce:
actually they are boom ones smile
Quote by Calista
wave Large glass of red please tea bitch!


Here I am smile
Quote by Sarah
OMG :twisted:
I have many memories of these parties, as a 'newbie' I think I spent most ofthe 1st party, fluffing ............. :twisted: lol and demanding Blue bring me a drink, as the guys were going back to the end of the que................

damn...i missed the first one....never got fluffed by you... :sad: