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MikeC
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MikeC
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Quote by meat2pleaseu

was looking for the like button...:confused:

Yeah, I've done that tonight as well lol
*Her*
I have a like button......called my cock lol
Good grief - did you take a pill or summat? Mike I don't think I've ever seen you quite so desperate (cup finals included)!
Yeah sorry blue pill......
Mike the little blue pills are for when you have a partner rather than your hand and a sock wink
That is his long term partner? lol
Mike's right hand s doing well thank you
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MikeC
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Quote by Calista

was looking for the like button...:confused:

Yeah, I've done that tonight as well lol
*Her*
I have a like button......called my cock lol
Good grief - did you take a pill or summat? Mike I don't think I've ever seen you quite so desperate (cup finals included)!
Yeah sorry blue pill......
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MikeC
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Quote by couplefunuk

was looking for the like button...:confused:

Yeah, I've done that tonight as well lol
*Her*
I have a like button......called my cock lol
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MikeC
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Quote by Angel Chat
Well no fucking wonder I failed at this!!!
banghead:banghead::banghead:
Angel Chat has just told me she got into the habit of coming home at lunchtime to have a wank just to get more fucking points!!! rolleyes
AND SHE DID IT ON FUCKING CAM TO GET EVEN MORE POINTS!!!
SLUT!!!
:sticky::sticky::sticky:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I did too :giggle:
And I set up the spread sheet that everyone ended up using to keep track of their points redface :lol2:
Perverts the lot of you
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MikeC
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Quote by NWfreckles
Dip's a toe in......
hi folks smile
:cheers:

Holy shit its frecks ;)
was looking for the like button...:confused:
hey Mids - ltns :P
Hi ya frecks
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MikeC
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Quote by Midlandsman1970
So let me get this straight. I have to wear a corset, face the wall with my legs spread and I'll end up full of sausage? Count me in! :rascal:

Its a normal pose aint it hun ;) x
I have never seen angel like that......what have I been missing sulk.....
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MikeC
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Quote by celestria
Ladies can I have a wank in the jacuzzi and sorry bloke you can't watch lol

Say's who... ? I think you should ask the ladies :twisted:
Mike said you couldn't watch, he didn't say you couldn't help wink :twisted: :twisted:
So now bloke is my fluffer......it's ok nothing will be floating in the jacuzzi....by the sounds of it bloke has uses for it lol
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MikeC
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Quote by Andrew_2013

:eeek:

Is that your eyes or your face bulging like that? lol
It's his bum...whilst he gets ready for you
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MikeC
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Quote by Andrew_2013
Ladies can I have a wank in the jacuzzi and sorry bloke you can't watch lol

Say's who... ? I think you should ask the ladies :twisted:
Ladies should I let bloke watch me wank lol
.....has a list of women that would say yes without the posts
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MikeC
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Quote by noladreams
Ummmmm it was a hotel

Slllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggg!
I'd NEVER have sex in a hotel with female company and naughty 'straight' men who were 'bored'! redface
:laughabove:
Nearly posted a list of random locations and then figured people might, y'know, talk :twisted:
Ladies can I have a wank in the jacuzzi and sorry bloke you can't watch lol
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MikeC
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Quote by Andrew_2013
Ummmmm it was a hotel

Slllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggg!
I'd NEVER have sex in a hotel with female company and naughty 'straight' men who were 'bored'! redface
No but you teach people the alphabet in them lol
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MikeC
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Quote by Andrew_2013
Mike - where is that lovely bedspread from in your third picture? Is it Laura Ashley? :grin:

Don't worry about that Bloke, it's what happens when he lets his mum take his naughty photos. ;)
:giggle:
*sneaks into the jacuzzi with a large glass of rose and sighs*
Hello kiss
It's either Laura Ashley or Linda Barker lol
Ummmmm it was a hotel
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MikeC
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Quote by Angel Chat
Christ angel near my arse.........I may look and sound stupid but she would rip my rectum to peices, making sure I couldnt sit down for months just because she could.....more scared than going to a blue party

Ahhh... so my new reputation has preceded me after all :twisted:
Godsend to hide in my sleeping bag
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MikeC
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Quote by celestria
So let me get this straight. I have to wear a corset, face the wall with my legs spread and I'll end up full of sausage? Count me in! :rascal:

Not if I'm there first sweet cheeks ;)
x
Some things never bloody change then? Bloke barging in first and grabbing all the premium sausage before I can even assume the position? rolleyes
My sausage is tesco value
That's not what I heard!
Well you can't always get a tesco value in your mouth no matter how much you try and try
Yeah but tesco value ones taste bloody awful!
Sorry will make sure for next time
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MikeC
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Quote by MikeC
So let me get this straight. I have to wear a corset, face the wall with my legs spread and I'll end up full of sausage? Count me in! :rascal:

Not if I'm there first sweet cheeks ;)
x
Some things never bloody change then? Bloke barging in first and grabbing all the premium sausage before I can even assume the position? rolleyes
My sausage is tesco value
That's not what I heard!
Well you can't always get a tesco value in your mouth no matter how much you try and try
Christ angel near my arse.........I may look and sound stupid but she would rip my rectum to peices, making sure I couldnt sit down for months just because she could.....more scared than going to a blue party
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MikeC
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Quote by celestria
So let me get this straight. I have to wear a corset, face the wall with my legs spread and I'll end up full of sausage? Count me in! :rascal:

Not if I'm there first sweet cheeks ;)
x
Some things never bloody change then? Bloke barging in first and grabbing all the premium sausage before I can even assume the position? rolleyes
My sausage is tesco value
That's not what I heard!
Well you can't always get a tesco value in your mouth no matter how much you try and try
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MikeC
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Quote by Calista
OMG Mike, wtf! I do worry about you, watching shit like that lol

You have been worrying about me for years.......by the way did you enjoy it
Got bored I'm afraid. The girl was too blue for my liking ;)
She wasn't a real smurf - her foofoo was pink! ;)
How come all he foofoos I have are brown
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MikeC
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Quote by Angel Chat
So let me get this straight. I have to wear a corset, face the wall with my legs spread and I'll end up full of sausage? Count me in! :rascal:

Not if I'm there first sweet cheeks ;)
x
Some things never bloody change then? Bloke barging in first and grabbing all the premium sausage before I can even assume the position? rolleyes
My sausage is tesco value
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MikeC
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Quote by Andrew_2013
Make a big space- just back from a BBQ and full of sausage :mrgreen:

Hola... my long lost little cup fungus.
How the devil are you?
It's been 8 years - can we shag yet? :grin:
Bloke I thought you wanted my arse...goes of to flounce
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MikeC
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Quote by Angel Chat
So let me get this straight. I have to wear a corset, face the wall with my legs spread and I'll end up full of sausage? Count me in! :rascal:

I only have a chipoata
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MikeC
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Quote by Angel Chat
OMG Mike, wtf! I do worry about you, watching shit like that lol

You have been worrying about me for years.......by the way did you enjoy it
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MikeC
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Quote by Calista

i am widey's bitch.......didn't he tell you we have been having man love for a long time now

What's 'man love' and would I like it?
:grin:
You may do bloke.....
Tho I am taken by widey......
I'm sure widey would share you happily Mike! Esp with B1oke :twisted:
Just because you want to watch
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MikeC
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Quote by MikeC
lol
I was just about to say... the smurfs came from Angelchat's hotel room! ;)

High fives Gem! She'll just deny it ;)
Wasn't it Notts?
Definitely Notts....
She was all like...

You're all bastards, but that's fucking hilarious!!
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Angel I have found the video of you and the smurfs just sent it to little gem
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MikeC
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Quote by Angel Chat
lol
I was just about to say... the smurfs came from Angelchat's hotel room! ;)

High fives Gem! She'll just deny it ;)
Wasn't it Notts?
Definitely Notts....
She was all like...

You're all bastards, but that's fucking hilarious!!
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Angel I have found the video of you and the smurfs just sent it to little gem
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MikeC
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Quote by Angel Chat
lol
I was just about to say... the smurfs came from Angelchat's hotel room! ;)

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
The pic might not have worked, but copying the link did :giggle:
Bitch
I swear I saw angel in the smurf porn video
Goes to find link
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MikeC
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Quote by Andrew_2013

i am widey's bitch.......didn't he tell you we have been having man love for a long time now

What's 'man love' and would I like it?
:grin:
You may do bloke.....
Tho I am taken by widey......
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MikeC
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Quote by Calista
lol
I was just about to say... the smurfs came from Angelchat's hotel room! ;)

High fives Gem! She'll just deny it ;)
Wasn't it Notts?
Nots 2005
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MikeC
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Actually gem that was probably one of my funniest moments in sh was seeing you in my reds shirt...........
Tho having my pubes platted wasn't of my most sexually fun experiences
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