Quote by M1ssVery
Does anyone want to pay me to do their washing up?
Mmm, I'd rather have you sinking into my arms than have your arms in my sink.
How much for that?
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MikeNorth
1 month ago
Straight Male, 56
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Quote by awol
How about going to swinging clubs... does that not equate to "paying for sex"? Assuming that one does get to have sex (I know sex it's not guaranteed etc. but for the sake of the argument etc. etc.)
But by that criterion you might also say that this site organises prostitution for its paying members. :shock:
Quote by M1ssVery
I,M a good looking guy who's not short of a few bob. All I want to do is invite a fit lady to have champagne licked from her pussy. What am I doing wrong! James x
i think you have ALL missed a key point as to why he's not having any luck the poor man: he's looking for a Laaaaaaydeeee...a Laaaaaaydeeee.. I don't think there are any Laaaaydies on here.. just easy cheap birds who can't even spell chapamgne..
Well, yes, but somehow I don't think he'd be any more successful with an ad in the classified section of The Ladymagazine. But you never know.
Quote by Freckledbird
There's a thread somewhere with advice for single guys, from years ago. I can't be bothered to search for it but one of the long-standing members might remember who wrote it? :giggle:
Long-standing member?
Roger's advice for single guys:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/13919.html
Quote by tweeky
I,M a good looking guy who's not short of a few bob. All I want to do is invite a fit lady to have champagne licked from her pussy. What am I doing wrong! James x
On since 2005, no adverts, no About Me, virtually no Forum posts - give him time as obviously it'll be a vintage champagne before too long.
Or just remembered he was a member here
and the shouted in the thread topic :lol:Yes, I'd suggest not shouting for pussy might help too! :lol:
I shout for pussy every day! Then it cums, and eats its cat food ........
You could give it some champagne to wash the catfood down with. :lol:
Similarly to "forfill" above, SH and the internet in general have introduced me to a new body part I never knew I had: a "tounge".(As in "I flicked my tounge between her thighs", etc etc. )
I suppose we're taking this thread off at a tangent really, or should I say a "toungent". All your fault, Cubesie!
I suppose we're taking this thread off at a tangent really, or should I say a "toungent". All your fault, Cubesie!
Quote by Cubes
Perhaps a tad tangential, but doesn't friendship count as a string? I couldn't/wouldn't shag someone I didn't like. It boils down to needing a spark of attraction, which in itself is a sort of connection.
To me the "strings" in the expression means a romantic connection, and the following definition seems to me to be right - from the dating section of :
What Is A No Strings Attached Relationship?
Definition:
1. A relationship that has no conditions or contractual requirements.
2. Where two people decide to engage in a sexual relationship that has no ties or expectation with regards to finances, exclusivity or romance.
Quote by noladreams
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Now I am living in my own house it is highly unlikely that either my commitment will wane or my swinging modus operandi will change. I don't want to invite random strangers into my home. I like fucking them in expensive hotels though. :thumbup::
I suppose a Travelodge meet is out of the question then.... :sad:
Quote by neilinleeds
It's a minefield out there, isn't it? I do love reading old books - like Darwin's records of the voyage of the Beagle. His phrasing as just that bit different from what we would put now - but perfectly understandable
All I have to say is if starting sentences with a conjunction was good enough for the , it's good enough for me! :P
And that goes for me too.
I'm a light user of the mobile phone too, and I never feel guilty about not replying after an exchange of texts - I just think "Well, one of us has got to end this, otherwise we'll just go on for ever."
And I just don't want jokes by text, and do not feel guilty asking someone not to text me jokes. I had to ask an ex-member here on SH to stop sending me tasteless jokes, I just said we had a different sense of humour. I'd be surprised if anyone was offended by such a request - I'm just saving them time surely!
....I've never objected to a text from Little Gem though!
And I just don't want jokes by text, and do not feel guilty asking someone not to text me jokes. I had to ask an ex-member here on SH to stop sending me tasteless jokes, I just said we had a different sense of humour. I'd be surprised if anyone was offended by such a request - I'm just saving them time surely!
....I've never objected to a text from Little Gem though!
In English we've always tended to translate the names of foreign historical figures into English, and most other languages do the same. For example we learn in history about Joan of Arc, and Christopher Columbus, not Jeanne d'Arc or Christoforo Colombo. In the same way the disciples in the New Testament all had names in Hebrew, and/or in some cases Greek and Aramaic, but we know them best by their names translated into English.
Quote by Sarah
Blimey
Who woke up the classs of 2004 lol
hi gem mike etc
:lol: They are still about!
Indeed they are. Hi Warwick
To respond to the OP, a member I knew logged in the other day for the first time in over two years. I was overjoyed; then she de-friended me! :upset:
But yes, they do come back after long periods away, so a 90-day rule would be very harsh.
I have never assumed that "couple" in the swinging sense necessarily means "couple who are married to (or partners of) each other". All sorts of setups exist: couples who are both single but just friends or fuck-buddies, couples where one half is married to someone else, some where the spouse knows, some where they don't, etc etc. I'm afraid I don't see that their background makes any difference in the swinging world.
You might just as well demand that mixed doubles tennis partners should be married to each other.
You might just as well demand that mixed doubles tennis partners should be married to each other.
