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Milk____amp____Water
Over 90 days ago
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Quote by lilacgem
Brilliant not your cock getting shreaded by the cat the whole story had me in stiches not laughed as hard as that for ages
I did copy & paste that story :shock: & I don't have a "cock" even though Vix reckons i do :shock: :shock: :shock:
It's my arm honest :shock: It does look a bit like a cock arse is too nice a shape to be a bloke though :D
Should be at work now (night shift) how could i go to work and leave my baby home alone on valentines day. j's gone to bed now up with kids at 7 this morning she let me sleep till 12 so i'm wide awake anyway point of this thread. wanted to spend all of valentines day with my wife wont get me any brownie points at work so i need your excuses for skiving off work. these excuses have got to be believable but unusual at the same time cos chances are ive already used them. exotic 24 hour ilnesses are fine, car problems are not ive used it so many times that anybody else would have a new car by now cheers Gxx
We put our name in and found out theres a river in america called milk river. the name we use here is a tottaly different name and email address to other places. the inlaws and a lot of our friends just wouldnt understand so its not worth the the end of the day how long does it take to set up a new email account
Hi everyone' G & J would like to introduce ourselves to the cafe. We are hoping to make lots of friends and have the time of our lives fulfiling our fantasies. We are not swingers yet and dont want to rush into anything we would just like the chance to talk to new people who share the same fantasies as we do. Thanks for taking the time to read this and we hope to get to know you all soon luv G & J xxx
