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Minx_N_BigDanny

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1 Jul 2005

I was involved in a 6 part documentary about the London Youth Orchestra ("who's number includes inner city children who come from under-privaliged and deprived backgrounds") with a twat for a Narrator.
it was about a piece of music composed by Carl Davis (famous British composer. Anyone? confused

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) who wrote this for the LYO and the London Symphony Orchestra to perform together.
it culminated with the concert at the Royal Albert Hall and Princess Di was the guest of honour. I was in the whole series (which my Mum bought a video recorder especially to tape) and for the concert I was in a very fetching pink Pringle jumper with yellow stripes which looked fantastic on camera :dry:
It is very embarassing to watch now, although i did get to meet Princess Di in the line up after the show.
She shook my hand and said "Oh, so you were the tall one at the back?"
I was 12 ffs! :twisted:

1 Jul 2005

Quote by bigDewi69
Am on here as g/f is asleep after being ill. We were in restaurant and "I'm fine, I'm fine, finish your food" followed by an immediate in the direction of the loos

Hate to say this to you Dewi m8, but you know that morning sickness doesn't just happen in the mornings!!! :lol: :lol:
Maybe this will make your evening worse, maybe it will make it better, either way, I reckon your gf is up the duff! :twisted:

1 Jul 2005

I think that it should be a fair game where everybody has the same chance of getting naked.
However, if the guys decide to make up a new game in advance...say....3 card carribean flusher with duces and nine irons wild and a smurf over-rider....and not tell the ladies what the hell they are on about, then that is fine too. lol

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Actualy, fuck the cards, lets just all get pissed and naked!!! :twisted:

1 Jul 2005

Quote by Vicky_uk
Spanish swinger taking Viagra - "Stand up stand up for Jesus "

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Now that is the best yet. Love it!
Or how about one of the guys from the popula rap/pop artists on Viagra? - (So) Solid as a rock?
No? .....................I'll get my coat. redface

redface

1 Jul 2005

Tonight Mathew, I am going to be..............
Run DMC
"I told you to, walk this waaaay!"
:P

1 Jul 2005

Right, it's Friday night and I am baby sitting so I need some amusement.....
I have decided to take part in the SH forum, go into the chat room, write the theme toon etc....
It suddenly occured to me that different "play activities", acronyms and general SH terminology could have different theme tunes!
As there are wittier people on here than me...well DaveJ anyway....I thought that you guys could probably make a better job of it than me?
How about I start us off.
Greedy Girls Night - "It's Raining Men" wink

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A Bukkake event - "Cum on Eileen" rolleyes

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Dogging - "Get out of my dreams, get into my car" (Billy Ocean?)
Orgy - "Everybody do the Humpty-Hump" :twisted:
Mingers Corner - Who let the dogs out! :silly:
:taz:

1 Jul 2005

Errrrm, OK I am going to be honest...
I have, from left to right:
A carved Easter island-type head that someone bought because it looks like me.
A packet of Sudafed, half empty (had a terrible sinus cold...sniff)
A pint glass with coke in it.
A pint glass with mould in it.
A "Daddy" picture frame with a pic of me and my 2 year old.
Obligatory packet of fags and lighter.
a "It's legal in Amsterdam!" ashtray.
A packet of Dental floss
A 12x8 Pic of my son
an "Arsenal - Invincibles" mouse mat.
Mouse.
A digital camera
Web cam
Raid fly and insect spray
My PC
A packet of baby wipes
then on the desk to my right is a shit load of paperwork and a phone.
Me thinks there should be a cleaning product or two.... redface

redface

1 Jul 2005

In my experiences I have learnt that you should always go on gut instinct. Trust yourself first and you will be able to trust others.
Now (but only in the last few years), I trust almost everyone. I take people at face value (unless I really get a bad vibe from them) and I continue to do so until they break my trust in one way or another.
The hardest lesson to learn is to not let yourself be too hurt by someone breaking your trust. To echo some of the sentiments above, you do not have to turn into a person with a heart of stone, but you do have to place your experiences into perspective and make sure that you do not allow your heart to rule your head.
By the same token however, you should not allow your head to get into a loop of mistrust.
it is a fine balancing act, I know, but by being open and honest with people (I believe) allows you to expect the same from others and, when they let you down, have the confidence to know that it is their loss.
Keep your chin up SunnyBuns, take life as an adventure to be enjoyed and make sure that you know that you are the one who rules your emotions, not others.
I hope that all of the support you have recieved in here helps hun kiss

kiss

30 Jun 2005

:welcome: to the madhouse us2nw!!
Glad you could join us.

30 Jun 2005

I suggest a pub crawl.
Start in John O'Groats and finish in Lands end!!! Hic :twisted:
30 Is something to celebrate so do it in style!!
PS, when you get to Essex, I will join you for the rest of the way wink

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Have a great one hun!!!

30 Jun 2005

7: Post a thread on the Forum saying "so and so is DUMPED!" lol

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8: Super-glue his penis to his thigh? :shock:
9: Handcuff him to the bed, invite the whole of SH around to your house and let him listen to the massive gang-bang going on downstairs with you making the most noise?
:twisted:
10: Send him a wreath with "The swinger is dead" on it? rolleyes

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30 Jun 2005

So sorry guys. I hope that you can take strength from your friends and family in the dark times. I had this poem sent to me when I lost someone dear. I hope it brings you some slight comfort and that everyone rallies around to support you.
"I cannot carry this burden alone, the road is too steep and the pain too great.
I shall only get to the top of the hill if I am able to lean on a firm shoulder
whose strength lies in the reality of the feet which bear its weight.
The sharing of grief is the only solution to the crisis that surrounds
bereavement in our age.
To share a person's sorrow is to accept their reality and to acknowledge
the fact that none of us is immune from death."

30 Jun 2005

Quote by equi-princess
If you wanted to get revenge on someone........ how would you do it????
Would you use a subtle approach???
Or the absolute full on-slaught of your temper???
This thought was rolling around in my head most of yesterday whilst i was busy at work....
The idea of getting the ultimate revenge on someone appeals so much.......
equi-princess xxx
(extremely tempted)

Check out this thread Equi-Princess, I think there are some good ideas in there!!
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/38840.html
My idea at the time was.....
"Do you still have keys to his flat?
If so, buy some water cress seeds and sprinkle them all over the carpets in his house. Soak the whole lot and when he comes back he will have about 2 inches all over the house.
This is an old gag, and not too destructive. However, it is just a distraction for the really nasty stuff.
Before you soak the place, stuff prawns or fish behind his rads with a stick. So far down that he will never be able to reach them. Then take a bottle of coke and pour a glass into the back of his DVD player, TV, stereo etc, but wipe the tops off so that they look like they have not been tampered.
Then pour milk into the cracks between his floorboards, the back of his curtains and under his kitchen cabinets, again cleaning up the side that you can see.
Take a pair of scissors and cut very small holes in his clothes. Under the arms, the crotch, places where he will not automatically notice them.
You could try the NZ speaking clock but they have a time-out so no harm done. However, dialling into a chatline, maybe one based in the US will prove a lot more costly and is a constant connection.
This should all take you an hour or so but will take him months to discover. It would be like poking him in the eye everyday for 6 months! lol

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NB: I hope he owns the place and is not renting....... :shock:"
Alternativley you can take a leaf from the nutter in "The sex lives of the potato men". She collected dog poo from the local park. Put it into a blender with some water and then bought a hig powered water pistol, filled it up with the "mixture" and squirted it all over her ex-bf's flat!!! :twisted:

29 Jun 2005

Quote by Sarah
Shad,
I would just leave it as it is, it does it for me :P

Errrr, Ditto!
Phew! :twisted:
Unless this rotating avatar is just going to be those boobs bouncing up and down? Then I say go for it!!! lol

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28 Jun 2005

Quote by
well how does this work? :cry: please help!!

Hi Liz and welcome to the madhouse.
I would suggest that you tell us a bit about yourself, read through the members help sticky in the forum, have a look and join in with any of the posts that grab your attention and maybe visit the chat room. lol

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Hope that helps. Have fun!
:twisted: Danny xx

28 Jun 2005

Quote by heaysyandck
id have to agree with it being a myth and so does matt coz c'mon its silly to think a size ten or 12 foot would have a 10 or 12 inch cock :P
ok matts just put his smart ass hat on and come back saying there may be a way its right :P here his idea
if you lay your hand on top of ur foot with the heel of ur palm on the front of ur ankle and lay it down the higest point then the tip of ur middle finger just about matches to the tip of ur big toe give or take a cm now when he did the check for the thread about siz of hands he was about a cm short of dick to match hand and now the top of his foot is the same shy of his hand ...so maybe it isnt a myth
ok blokes test it this way for us and see what u come up with
if ur not sure what im blabering about say so and we'll email u some pics explaining even if it feels silly for all lol
crystal

In keeping witht he above, if you spread your arms out, the span from finger to finger should measure the same as your height.
Not sure about the feet size thing though. I have size 15 feet but only a one inch penis. mad

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24 Jun 2005

Quote by Louiselou
personally I hate feet, but the bf likes em so I bare (lol -bad pun I know) with it. Besides, once you close your eyes, it's not so bad having your toes sucked ;)

Oh, toe sucking. I have had that done to me a few times and I have to say that it is wicked!! See there is something I like about feet! :2fingers:
I could and would not suck a toe myself though.....
Thanks for reminding me LL! kiss

kiss

Anyway, I am not sure if that is actually a part of foot fetishism. Surely that comes under "oral"? :smug:
:mrgreen:

24 Jun 2005

Quote by Libra+Love
I use to be married to a violent alcoholic. I worked in a nightclub at the time. After excaping to work after a vicious hiding and then returning to the apartment to collect my child and clothes I was greeted by the vicious ex. He came steaming down the passage, the only word I made out was the word bitch. I opened the door fully. The ex stop dead in his tracks, turned and almost ran back to bed. I'd brought a doorman home with me. No need to say a thing :mrgreen:

Your ex sounds like a real tough guy. Bullies are so predictable aren't they? mad

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I hope that the doorman "had a little chat" with him!! wink

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The best parting shot I have had was with an ex who 3 weeks after us breaking up spotted me in my car with another lady, sat at the traffic lights. My ex jumped out of her car, ran over to mine and jumped on the bonnet, clinging there screaming at me. When the lights changed and the cars behind us started honking their horns, she jumped off and punched the bonnet of my car as hard as she could, then went down in a heap clutching her hand.
My new g/f and I had to drive her to the local A&E where I sat with her for nearly 6 hours. She had broken two knuckles and a couple of bones in her hand.
Her family turned up damanding to know what I had done to her. My new g/f stormed out and has not spoken to me from that day to this. evil

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Who said break-ups were complicated things? lol

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24 Jun 2005

Are we to include wanking? Cause I think that would put many of us in the tens of thousands!!! or does yourself count as 1? lol

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22 Jun 2005

Quote by kazswallows
Well they did what they set out to do, get everyone noticing them :roll:
we've had sex, fuck, orgy, gang bang, bukkake, can I add doggy style and S&M :lol:

Can I add sloppy blowjob and rib-tickling cunnilingus please?
Ta, :lol:

22 Jun 2005

Isn't SH a Swingers Community? It is a place for people who are open minded to come and meet new people?
Fair enough, there is a lot of personal stuff that does not have anything to do with swinging, but they do give you an insight into some of the people, their likes and dislikes, their preferences wink

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etc.
if you dont like listening to people who know eachother waffling on about their personal lives or other things not related to sex, don't open the thread? It's like Mary Whitehouse watching all that porn then complaining about it. Turn the bloody thing off then!! confused

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There does seem to be a bit of an old boys network, which differs depending if you are in the chat room and the forum and people do seem to know eachother pretty well but some of them have never even met eachother. They get to know eachother by communicating either in here or in the chat room and get to know and like eachother.
Surely it is human nature if those that know eachother well speak to eachother on here? rolleyes

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At the end of the day, most of the people I have "met" in here have been more than interested in meeting people with sex in mind.
If it is just hooking up for sex that you have in mind, surely the "lets meet up" forum has everything you need?
However, I did post a thread on foot fetishes the other day which only got 4 replies (I was sooooo dissapointed) :P so yes it does take a while for you to get into the "gang" but it is fun sticking around anyway. :twisted:

22 Jun 2005

Blimey! I hadn't seen that before.
I do like an oiled up woman rubbing her nipples on a Wednesday afternoon.
Thanks Calista,...... and Vix WOW! :twisted:

21 Jun 2005

Quote by SXBOY
sorry i dont look at the feet when i am eating a fish supper ,,dont do anything for me sexually

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I think it is a bit much to ask someone to put their socks on while you are eating your dinner :P (I just make sure I don't look) but I did have an ex who used to cut her toesnails in bed then pick all of the hard skin off her feet a place it in a nice neat pile on the pillow!!! blink

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I challenge even the hard core foot-fetishist to find THAT sexy!
But how come we have only had one person admitting to having a liking for feet (and very particular he was too)? I thought it was actually quite a popular fetish. dunno

dunno

21 Jun 2005

Quote by davej
We have to keep our socks on cos BigDanny don't like our feet.

Yep, I am all for socks. Thick ones with some kind of chastity lock on them!!! lol

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21 Jun 2005

Hello all,
I have just noticed that I am one post away from my 150th on SH.
I thought it should be as a thought provoking topic of interest that everyone can join in with, but i couldn't think of one so this will have to do. :P
I don't normally start a thread, mainly because they generally die on their arse but on this happy occasion....
I have been very interested in the how and why of a foot fetishest. A mate of mine is enamoured with feet and even admitted to owning over 1000 pics of celebrity feet!
Now, after all of the joking (and taking my socks off to shove my size 15's under hs nose and shouting "getting hard yet!") I had a one to one chat with him and I now realise that he is totally serious. Women's feet give him the horn.
Toe sucking is his speciality and he particularly likes long thin toes.
Now it is fair to say, that he has a serious foot fetish.
:shock:
Personally, I have a foot phobia.
I cannot stand the look, smell, touch or idea of feet and would willingly cut my own toenails with my socks on if I could. However, I spend the time to look after them as they are there to do a job. I clean and maintain them, then forget that they are there.
I could certainly not concieve of finding any foot fanciable or attractive.
I think it is the thought of what they do all day (sweat inside shoes and socks and then sit in said sweat until released), toe jam, bunions, ingrowing toenails, fungus and a smell that can sometimes knock you off your feet at 10 yards! evil

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So, my question to the the patrons of SH is.....Feet, Fetish or Phobia?
I am really interested to find out what percentage of you are love or hate our leg-ends? and if I am in the minority? smile

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21 Jun 2005

Quote by Atlantis
I just had a very nice and polite reply from Sean ref the north east munch,
And at the same time adding to my number of post ..... making me look less of a newbie for some future munch invite....
Regards
Atlantis

Atlanits,
It seems that your concerns have been raised and that sound advice has been given so I don't really have anything to add.
I just wanted to make another post!!! I am now one away from the big 150! lol

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Does anybody know who I am yet? rolleyes

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20 Jun 2005

Hi and welcome Smoking Muff. I am glad you could join us.
I am gutted about the kebab shot hun. evil

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Prudes ain't they! lol

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20 Jun 2005

Errrr, Gym Pint Cream Zit? lol

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20 Jun 2005

Congratulations!!!!!.....Brainiac. lol

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Well done. xx

20 Jun 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
Too many letters and words Dan mate , thats cheatin LOL.

I knew I would be terrible at this! redface

redface

I couldn't think of any creative ways of doing it. Did you get it then? lol

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theyre coming to take me away , ha ha hee hee ??
errrrr, yeah.
Damnit! mad

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