Excellent work....all you have to do now is publish it, sell a few thousand copies and go on Richard and Judy (and a few others) and all of a sudden....a hollywood blockbuster will be made!! Show those bloody women from the WI a thing or too! lol
SunBunny hun, excellent pic!
You all look great! :twisted:
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Minx_N_BigDanny
Over 90 days ago
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Bi-curious Female, 55
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Quote by flapjackboy
we're forgetting though that this trial is in america and if you have money you can by your way out of terouble look at OJ enough said. chances are he'll get away with it
..not wishing to be controversial (who..me?!), but didn't the Feds get caught out fabricating and planting evidence in the OJ case...suddenly it then looks like the State have it in for a defendant and invariably they'll get off...think OJ had done in all his money by the time the trial came anyways
Same with Jacko now, he's skint, so it's going to be a fair trial as he can't afford to buy his way out this time.
I am not too sure Jacko is skint flapjackboy. he could sell one or two of his properties for $50M-$70M! That would hire Johnny Cochrane or one of those big boys who can manipulate the truth...just as they did in the OJ case. Or perhaps he could sell the rights to a few of the artists that he owns....another $30-$40M.
The man is a complete fruit-cake. An absolute musical genius, but as crazy as a loon!
I agree with the comments about the parents of the children involved. it seems to me that they are struck by money...they either think Jacko will buy their kids expensive gifts (which he does regularly) or he will pay them something to keep quiet. The parents should be looked at very closely....
I know this sounds ubelievable, but when you ready everyday about what some people are willing to do to their own children, it is not too far fetched to believe that people will put their children in harms way with Jacko with the intent of suing him for vasts amount of money in the future.
if you had a friend who came over to stay and he asked to sleep with your kids...."just because I never had a childhood myself and I like being around children" how would you react?
If it were my little boy...I would never allow him near the guy. it is hard enough protecting your children from people you don't know are a danger...let alone putting them near someone you do!
Sorry to be so closed minded on this one, but he makes my blood boil that fella!
BigDanny<<<<<<<<<<gets down from his high horse...
So many films, not enough time:
All time list?
Midnight Express
The Italian Job (the one in Italy)
Zulu
Shawshank Redemption
Gladiator
Saving Private Ryan
See No Evil, Hear No Evil
Blues Brothers..I could be here forever.
The only film that has made me cry in the last maybe 20 years is the one with Haley Jo Whatshisface (the kid on the sixth sense) where you had to pass good deeds on to three people, then they have to pass it on to three people. Was it called "Pass it on"? I can't remember, but I cried. Sniff.
Green Mile nearly got me there too.
All time list?
Midnight Express
The Italian Job (the one in Italy)
Zulu
Shawshank Redemption
Gladiator
Saving Private Ryan
See No Evil, Hear No Evil
Blues Brothers..I could be here forever.
The only film that has made me cry in the last maybe 20 years is the one with Haley Jo Whatshisface (the kid on the sixth sense) where you had to pass good deeds on to three people, then they have to pass it on to three people. Was it called "Pass it on"? I can't remember, but I cried. Sniff.
Green Mile nearly got me there too.
I want to be certified...I do.
I think that being certified within this community of certifiables would certainly be a thing to be proud of.
As a certifiable male I feel discriminated as are most minorities in this country and want to know that I am not alone.
please certify me. I want to be certified. Yes I do.
I think that being certified within this community of certifiables would certainly be a thing to be proud of.
As a certifiable male I feel discriminated as are most minorities in this country and want to know that I am not alone.
please certify me. I want to be certified. Yes I do.
...on a remote desert island which only has one bar, one very large bed and many fantastic views...there would be a skeleton staff comprising of waitress (Charlize Theron), Massuese (Nicole Kidman), chef (Nigella Lawson), Aerobics instructor (Abi Titmus), live band (Kylie, Joss Stone, Holly Valance, Jamelia, Delta Goodrem and the mad drummer from the muppetts), live dancers (The ladies from SH) and a housekeeper (Keira Knightly)....anyone care to join me? :twisted:
Offering services of protection in case the rugby team cannot make it (6'9", 20 st and built like a brick shithouse), wine tasting (just in case) and a suggestion of a few ways people could have found out your address...
1) Did you tell anyone your real name at a meet/munch? If you are in the phone book, it is simple enough.
2) Do you know anyone on here who works in the civil servie (police force, councils etc) as they have all the information to hand and know how to conduct searches (the bastards keep finding me when I have unpaid bills!)
3) An ex or current swinging partner who could want to move the relationship to another level or to whom you gave a particularly good night and wanted to thank you? Valentines Day is coming up!
I reckon it will all turn out well and we will all have a good laugh about it. In the mean time..."keep 'em peeled" as Shaw Taylor used to say.
Good luck with the detective work hun.
1) Did you tell anyone your real name at a meet/munch? If you are in the phone book, it is simple enough.
2) Do you know anyone on here who works in the civil servie (police force, councils etc) as they have all the information to hand and know how to conduct searches (the bastards keep finding me when I have unpaid bills!)
3) An ex or current swinging partner who could want to move the relationship to another level or to whom you gave a particularly good night and wanted to thank you? Valentines Day is coming up!
I reckon it will all turn out well and we will all have a good laugh about it. In the mean time..."keep 'em peeled" as Shaw Taylor used to say.
Good luck with the detective work hun.
Quote by roger743
The spammers keep on inventing new ways of spelling things in their attempts to penetrate our filters with their big load of pink meet. Has any other profession done so much to broaden our language?
Women that want to try aye null ex. Women that want to be domininiatted by men and so on. Have a look it's absolutely noo coossst to you to check it out and you get it for three days at one buckaroo.
We know that sometimes these emails upset you and we don't want that at all. We're just trying to make a buck but if these are not really at all what you want to be recieving everyday then please get yourself off our |is+s and stuff by going to this place and you'll be off within twenty-ffoour hours of asking.
Of course, sometimes these imaginative spellings do make things a little hard to understand...
Oh well. Any ladies want to be domininiatted by me or maybe try aye null ex?
Sounds to me like it was written by George W Bush....or is that patronizazizing?
Quote by Ice Pie
Yeah once was at it when "star treking" came on at least I think thats what it was called. You know the one Star treking across the universe always going forward cos we can't find reverse.........such a crap song really hard to keep up with though.
Recommend against playing the above song during anal sex...
There's cling-ons on the starboard bough...
LMAO! That actually made me spit my drink out IcePie.
:lol: :lol: as for my tastes in bedroom music,for fucking ...I would say a bit of Oasis, Madonna (Erotic) etc For long and slow though...Teddy Prendergast, Lamont Dozier, Bazza (Corny but true!), .
Quote by Silk and Big G
Mike Tyson V Anne Widdecombe
bare knuckle
Now that's more what I was thinking of!
Basically you want to see our Anne taking a good fisting off a large black fella!? lolBare knuckle too! Wouldn't that just improve her features?
See, you would pay money to see that wouldn't you?!?! :twisted:
OK, to keep the ball rolling......
Jamie Oliver Vs Bruce Forsythe (I reckon Brucie would chin him...geddit?)
Quote by leprechaun
wenger would be like the rest of the two bits at highbury
the arse would get fucked by man utd
That's nice leprechaun, thanks for your intelligent insight.
Anyway, this post seems to have died on it's arse....
Does nobody think a national campaign for this promotion (and may I remind you millions of pounds to help people in real need) is a good idea?
Perhaps I am aiming too high..or too low....anyone for Blair Vs George DoubleYa? Ainsley Harriet Vs Gordon Ramsey? Jordan Vs Jodie Marsh?
Any other pairings that might peak your interest a little more? :P
Hi all (except Man U fans)
As the well publiscised spat between Fergie and Wenger comes to an end for the season (unless we get them in the cup!)I thought it would be a good idea to try and get a positive out of their shennaneghans.
I propose that we start a petition...nay a campagin....to get both Fergie and Wenger into a celebrity boxing match with all proceeds gong towards the Tsunami Disaster Fund....lets say they agree to do so, but only if sponsorship of £3M is raised.
The TV companies, the press, the fans would all give their right arm for a match up like this.
I think that we should start this campaign right now and take it to the highest authority that we can...we should make this our lifes work.
Unfortunatlety, I have no idea how to do this, where we would start or what it would take.
never mind, lets just go for it!
PS, any ideas would be greatly appreciated.
PPS, any thoughts on who would win? Wenger for me, 2nd round knockout (well he only has to punch Fergie in his red nose and it will explode. Man down.) :P
As the well publiscised spat between Fergie and Wenger comes to an end for the season (unless we get them in the cup!)I thought it would be a good idea to try and get a positive out of their shennaneghans.
I propose that we start a petition...nay a campagin....to get both Fergie and Wenger into a celebrity boxing match with all proceeds gong towards the Tsunami Disaster Fund....lets say they agree to do so, but only if sponsorship of £3M is raised.
The TV companies, the press, the fans would all give their right arm for a match up like this.
I think that we should start this campaign right now and take it to the highest authority that we can...we should make this our lifes work.
Unfortunatlety, I have no idea how to do this, where we would start or what it would take.
never mind, lets just go for it!
PS, any ideas would be greatly appreciated.
PPS, any thoughts on who would win? Wenger for me, 2nd round knockout (well he only has to punch Fergie in his red nose and it will explode. Man down.) :P
rooney should not have been on the pitch......We had a stone wall penalty....The referee was blind....Viera should have done Keane in the tunnel (Erk).....Fergie drugged our players.....our Goalie should have been shot.....Damnit!
As long as we finish 2nd, win the champs league and FA cup I will be happy!
C'mon you Gunners!
As long as we finish 2nd, win the champs league and FA cup I will be happy!
C'mon you Gunners!
