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Mistress_39

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28 Nov 2007

Quote by steve-j
Why do people make stupid comments which are not constuctive or of any conversational value on this site

Ok so who says that they arnt of value then, obviously you do, but what about all of us that enjoy the contribution which just makes our day..................after all we are the folk you are talking about.........well if your asking my personal opinion, then I would say its because some of us actually really do have a sense of humour and a real zest for life and actually enjoy the bits of typing we do inbetween touching each others rudey bits.
Forgive me if this is coming across wrong.......but for goodness sake take a chill pill (I do not advocate the use of illegal substances.......just incase you were going to bring that one up)..... lol

lol

Ability to have fun and laugh at ridiculously stupid things is mucho importanto....

28 Nov 2007

Quote by
im still waiting for the snake to make an appearance......... :twisted:

Nick has the snake. It is appealing to Eve.
..or is Nick the snake in disguise, or has Nick taken on the form of a snake?
Maybe Adam has come to learn what a real snake is.......and is now interested himself in Nicks spitting cobra.........
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28 Nov 2007

im still waiting for the snake to make an appearance......... :twisted:

28 Nov 2007

Quote by Sassy-Seren
I'm a swingle :smug:

ooh i love swingles........that just reminded me of spangles........remember them.........oh god, Im regressing again........hellllllllllllpppppppp

28 Nov 2007

Yes I know its terrible. I only came on here to buy a swing as i thought it was an outdoor equipment website!...........

27 Nov 2007

..........Robbie Williams..............mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

27 Nov 2007

ever wondered why................
you sit staring at your phone willing the thing to ring with the call you have been expecting for hours ............and the flippin thing rings when you have just run upstairs for a quick wee confused

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: :?:
This can be avoided by having a bucket beside your phone........or alternatively..........make sure you give them your mobile number in future :cry:
(Hello sassy :inlove: )

26 Nov 2007

Another angle has come to my attention after speaking with a friend - apparently people can make money out of pay to view pics on certain websites.
The pics are supposed to be of yourself in various poses of your choice redface

redface

but whos to know if no faces are shown confused

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Just want to say that our choice not to show is just that, our choice. There is nothing stopping people ripping off your pics when you send them privately either. Its just an element of risk that you have to assess but for god sake.........dont stop posting pics........... I love looking at profiles and am not put off by profiles with no pics...........I lurve to perve.............. :twisted:

26 Nov 2007

Hi all and thank you Somersetcouple for the evening.
It was a great opportunity to meet people in a chilled atmostphere.
Kisses to all who said hi and those who didnt

26 Nov 2007

um funny that isnt it :shock:

Quote by bbw_lover

just free from a long relationship so just really up for chatrooms at the moment until things settle down i know this may surprise you people that have already met me but who knows what i will fell like in a few days or even hours

I think that maybe the wording on your profile might be a little bit misleading....but you might feel a bit different in a few hours......
LG
Mmmmmmm? This is VERY interesting. I agree with your comment about the wording being misleading. However what I find deeply puzzling is that I've 'seen' and spoken to snazandg only last week, Thursday or Friday in the chatrooms, and she was actively looking for people to play with.
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23 Nov 2007

Yes everything can be copied and saved if you know which bits of software to use.
We have Microsoft Office One Note which we use for work which is an incredible bit of software if used properly. It can capture anything on your screen just press a button and it saves it so, pics, msn pics, chat room convos etc.
Unfortunately nothing these days is safe so either show it with pride lol, or dont show anything at all - which is our choice(as is everyone elses) and this doesnt seem to prove any problem with our making friends to date.

23 Nov 2007

Someone we had met a number of times and had fun with at ours, was supposed to reciprocate and we were due to visit theirs for the first time the following day....
First excuse was sorry didnt get your message cos I fell asleep for hours and hours and didnt hear the phone ring...........subsequently we discovered that the person had been to a club with someone else that night.
Hey not a problem, but at least be honest, dont mind being blown out ( mad

mad

:x ) but at least have some manners.....eh........life is just too short for crap and you know what, I promise I wont cry if you dont want to play..........

23 Nov 2007

Quote by Plimboy
I wonder who would want to work as a cleaner in such a club :
Plim

My partner used to run such a club, bit more on the fetish side though and you would be amazed at how disgustingly filthy some people can be so its not just the club owners that have huge responsibility but also the people that use (and in some cases) abuse the facilities.
As for the cleaner, his (then) mother in law used to do the cleaning - now thats liberated lol.

23 Nov 2007

Hi Anais
Thank for you sending all the details via PM and responding to our message.
However still cant see us on the list...
You did ask us to tell you lol

23 Nov 2007

Hi Somers
Just sent you a PM with a copy of our previous PM lol!!
Hope your not getting too stressed and look forward to seeing you all on Saturday
xxx

22 Nov 2007

You naughty nympho......
Oh my gosh, I just dont know where you get these naughty ideas from.......I have just been so embarrassed reading this redface

redface

21 Nov 2007

Mr M is nearest the door - although how near that is is debateable as we have a 7ft x 7ft bed.
Sometimes I wake up and have to get out my satnav to find my way out. Im only 5ft 4. confused

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Oh its such a hard life.... lol

lol

21 Nov 2007

Hi Fire
Would love to have an invite to your lovely Chrismassy Party. Shall I make the mince pies then???

17 Nov 2007

Nope never get bored of it. I love sex and both myself and Mr M have very high sex drives......and both enjoy each others bodies enormously..........and often biggrin

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17 Nov 2007

When working away in America Mr M decided to take me away with him as a surprise. We stayed in a small town not too far from Sacremento and so decided to visit the Capital City to see the sights.
We came across a sex shop and, on the spur of the moment decided to have a chill and a look around.
I hadnt noticed that the sex shop was opposite a church, as I was too busy thinking about what we might buy..........I got out of the car to calls of 'Satans Whore', 'Slut' and a few other lovely words..........I wonder if it was the fact it was Sunday and I was in pigtails and wearing a red tracksuit that caught the bystanders attention :twisted: :twisted:
Far from being offended, I found the whole thing quite amusing and was further amused by Mr M holding the biggest sex toy I have ever seen, above his head whilst asking the assistant if that was the biggest they had on offer........
I love sex shops...............
Oh we stayed in San Francisco for a few days too and visited a very naughty S&M shop..................oh happy days biggrin

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16 Nov 2007

Quote by Lost
Do you know i really can't......Is that weird ?

Neither can I remember Lost........we must have blanked out part of our mispent youth....

16 Nov 2007

mmmmmmm.......i love giving to either sex and receiving from either sex........see, Im easy to please wink

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14 Nov 2007

What am i thinking about now confused

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Im wondering when my other half is going to get home, cos im feeling very horny.....the question is do I wait..........or do i resolve the matter myself :?:
Yes, yes I know i should wait.....
But then again.............
oh bum, Tan why did you post this thread cos now I have a dilemma.............(tongue firmly in cheek -Hey I said IN CHEEK!!)
Well you did ask.......................

14 Nov 2007

Quote by anais
makes my back tingle - all we gotta do is work out where's the best place to put the tabs! If I dont get it right, I reckon she'll label me as a pervert (which I am lol) and never believe me ever again :shock:
I'm still trawling the net....

oops that must mean Im a pervert then biggrin

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cos I have got an electro stim machine which I must admit is especially for using on your naughty bits :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Ermmmmmm good init? wink

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lol

:lol: :lol: An so are the attachements :twisted:
Never thought of using it on my back tho!! redface

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surprised

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Yep its very good...........just got some software that has various wave patterns which i like to use with the ermmmmmmmmmmm attachments :twisted: :twisted:
Um just thought confused

confused

: :?: :?: does that mean I have gone digital.......................
Ooooo is your remote control???
Software sounds good!!
Can you put the pulse to music like William Tell or something?? :lol: :lol:
Um thanks for that anais, think i will be singing that in my head next time i use it :oops:
Yes its good for your back too, cos everytime I use it i seem to arch my back :twisted: :twisted:

14 Nov 2007

Quote by Clove-hitch
At least us lasses dont let one rip under the duvet and then shove their partners head under to absorb the aroma.

Ah....the dutch oven...... lol

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13 Nov 2007

Quote by anais
makes my back tingle - all we gotta do is work out where's the best place to put the tabs! If I dont get it right, I reckon she'll label me as a pervert (which I am lol) and never believe me ever again :shock:
I'm still trawling the net....

oops that must mean Im a pervert then biggrin

biggrin

cos I have got an electro stim machine which I must admit is especially for using on your naughty bits :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Ermmmmmm good init? wink

wink

lol

:lol: :lol: An so are the attachements :twisted:
Never thought of using it on my back tho!! redface

redface

surprised

ops:
Yep its very good...........just got some software that has various wave patterns which i like to use with the ermmmmmmmmmmm attachments :twisted: :twisted:
Um just thought confused

confused

: :?: :?: does that mean I have gone digital.......................

13 Nov 2007

Quote by Dave in Herts
Just got back from a non exsistance meet and suddenly wondered if naming and shaming was allowed

My view on this is that sometimes things happen for a reason.........if they didnt turn up for whatever reason (valid or ficticious) then you were never meant to meet.
Who knows whats around the next corner.......I for one, would never arrange to meet up with someone who was in the habit of naming and shaming (if it were allowed, which it isnt!)it wouldnt reflect nicely upon you as a genuine person, Dave.
As a couple we are very private and only allow a certain few into our home, this has been abused only once by someone who we both genuinely liked, but turned out to be something not very nice in the end. People lie for lots of reasons, some have their own agendas and some just have misfortune and bad luck and dont manage to get to a pre arranged meet because of unforseen circumstances.
My advice to you is to be happy, fun and cheerful and if other folk let you down, that is their loss. You are the better person for keeping to your side of the bargain ie. turning up!
Have fun in the future Dave and keep smiling....

12 Nov 2007

Good grief......wonder how she manages everyday things???
Makes the mind boggle......wonder if she drives???? Ah just thought of something....us women can use that for an excuse when pulled over for our erratic driving........

12 Nov 2007

Perhaps your man may be as bored as you????? If you are looking elsewhere for naughtiness, excitement or whatever you may wish to call it, have you ever considered that he may be doing or thinking of doing the same?
If your man was actively seeking elsewhere how does that make you feel? If the answer is nothing then I guess he is not for you. But if you feel the tiniest bit jealous, upset or hurt then maybe that would indicate you have something worth making an effort for?
Only you can really know.
Why not try to spice up this relationship. Ok so my idea of S&M is spice biggrin

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:D :D but obviously that isnt for everyone :shock:
Just do something a bit different for once.....relationships can go stale without making the effort and maybe you would regret not making a huge effort to reconcile.
Best of luck xxx

12 Nov 2007

What's the ladies opinion of guys who can cum more than once, with no break ?
I love it!! My other half came 3 times back to back when we were having a particularly intimate evening.....he said it was the look on my face when he started to cum and cum that just turned him on so much........For me when you really love someone, its the look in their eyes, the knowing you have turned them on, a touch etc that is very erotic and powerful and adds incredible sensuality to the sexual act.......