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Mistress_39
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 62
Straight Male, 64
UK

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Hi Firelizard and Stormwalker
It has just been pointed out to me that this event is going to be in June..........I must get my eyes checked cos I read it at the beginning of the week as Jan redface
So in that case, could myself and Mr M please ask if we can come? We are nice, honest guv.......
Think Sassy or curvynjackb would be happy to vouch for us.
Thank you so much
Kisses xxxxxxxxx
Mistress_39
Having pics on a profile isnt something that bothers me either way. I wouldnt chose to interract with someone based solely on their whether clothed or unclothed.....
As I said in another thread, we chose not to place any on our profile, our choice and dont think we ever will.
Sometimes though a profile will stick in my memory because of the pics......I must admit to saying to someone at a social recently "Oh hello, ive seen your sexy bum already, nice to finally meet the rest of you"......which, by the way, was a compliment.
Quote by noladreams30
I take all your points but while we are on the point of honesty, while do the majority of profiles not have face pics or have no pics at all?
Mine included re the face pics, although they are available to anyone who asks...

Simple James... I'm a single gal with absolutely nothing to hide partner-wise. However, I do have a job that could potentially conflict with my choice of being on this site. Therefore, no face pics.Is a matter of personal choice and safety for me - nothing more sinister than that!!
Nola x
Hello again
We are a male/bifemale couple who have no pics at all on our profile.
We just chose not to do so. Personal choice.
We are still here lol, it works for us........... biggrin
Quote by AtomCom2001
How about a t shirt with
'Nous sommmes bi anglais. Nous cherchons les autres bi gens qui aimant le fisting'.
Or some similarly duff Franglais. At the very least you might get arrested by a Belgian copper. They are largely gay or bi I hear. wink

I wonder if you could get arrested in the UK for wearing that ... lol
Thanks Atom, you just resolved a Christmas present problem for a personal friend.........she cant read french :twisted: ............oh its the evil coming out in me...........
Quote by H-x
One way to eat onions and still have minty fresh breath.
H.x

Was going to make french onion soup for lunch but I think i will cancel that thought.............. :shock:
hi James
Not everyone is willing to put their real status in their profile as it stands anyway.
In our time on SH we have come across various people who have placed themselves in, for example, a singles category and then find that they have a partner, g/f, b/f etc and actually do not play alone.
Im on here with my other half, but we have actually been asked if we are a 'real' couple as opposed to a couple that swings together. We state married on our profile - even though we live in sin :shock: - as that best represents our status.
We are happy to put our real status on here, but again its down to personal choice.
Hello new peeps!! Just enjoy SH - use the chat rooms, check out the forum but do be aware that, as in every aspect of life, things dont always go the way you want them to!
A great way to make friends and meet people is to go to one of the Munches/Socials
Most importanly of all, be happy and chilled.
Hope you have lots of fun :!:
I work from home and all by myself as I work in the wedding business......not im not a vicar lol :twisted: so no works Christmas party to go to.........
um :idea: anyone want to party with me here.....got nice comfy bed incase your feeling tipsy biggrin lol ...
Quote by MikeNorth
I have heard of a case where a bloke had been on a good night out. Had picked up a girl and went back to her place, because he had been heavily drinking was unable to get it up. So he decided (though god knows why?) to stick a biro down his cock.

Ask "SouthamptonGuy" who sometimes appears on cam in the chatrooms.
I had to look away. :shock:
I didnt......hee hee :twisted:
oh Sassy
Not inviting you round then if your not gonna sing christmas songs naked round the fireplace...its a tradition you know...........
(Ok Im telling porkies, I own up)
Oh what a lovely thread brings back great memories........Mr M owned his own house when I met him and I moved in with him after 6months of meeting.
Our first sexy moment during that 6 months was on the living room sofa, still gets me hot thinking about it. Shortly after we progressed to his bedroom where I first caught sight of his huge :shock: ...................7ft 4poster bed :!:
Our first encounter was horny, sexy and romantic all at once biggrin
After a few years of being hospitable and taking in all waifs and strays from the extended family, we have put our feet down and said this year its for us, me and Mr M..............alone.
Oh what bliss.........
We both love Christmas and will be doing all the traditional stuff...............but this year on Christmas Day we just "wanna be together".......
We are having a 2nd Christmas Day for family a couple of days later which is fantastic as we get the best of both worlds............just call me greedy........
Oh in the evening we will be sitting round a log fire, nice wine, nice nibbles and ................oooh im getting all hot thinking about it..........
MERRY CHRISTMAS xxx
Quote by jevad

Ah i see, he is trying to show us silly girls what to look out for. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Cos of course, none of us can think for ourselves can we tut tut..........and only 26 too bless.........perhaps you would like another stab at what you were trying to say............but nicely please.................

confused umm, no i was talking to hannah as she had the problem and needed advice so i gave mine... x
Oh my apologies I thought this was the Forum..........
Hannahrose, I think Jaymars response was closest to my thoughts.......
The one thing I have discovered on SH is there are surprises around the corner when you least expect them......
If you chose to remain a member on SH then I would say stay positive, and have fun......life is too short
Quote by jevad
Yes indeed the hallowed profile. I wouldn't even consider someone who hadn't taken the time to put at least the minumum inforation in it. It's like going to an interview in shorts and flipflops.
I'll come back to this.......
H.x

not if you're the one doing the interviewing baby cool
Ah i see, he is trying to show us silly girls what to look out for. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Cos of course, none of us can think for ourselves can we tut tut..........and only 26 too bless.........perhaps you would like another stab at what you were trying to say............but nicely please.................
Quote by Sassy-Seren
me and 4 girls in one bed???? All my Christmasses come at once :twisted:
bit like that lot wink

ere what about me then.............. sad :( :(
Quote by dave389
Hi
I have just arrived back to the UK having been living aborad for 2 yrs.
I am just wondering if people on here do meet up or just want to talk all day about sex.
I must be doing something wrong as im just finding that when i arrange some thing they are just time anyone else experience the same.
Thanks

We do both i.e. meet up with people and talk all day about sex, but obviously not at the same time, even though I (Mrs M.) would say that Im multi talented biggrin
We always, always meet socially and like to get to know the other person/persons a little to see what floats their boat. After all we are not all after the same thing sexually and talking dirty is really quite sexy anyway............
So to answer your question.....yes we have spoken to our share of timewasters and have met some people that we have not connected with. But we have also made lots of friends (intimate and otherwise) and are currently pursuing a very sexy lady............... :!: redface
I would say that patience is a virtue.........
Hi Fabio
You dont sound gay at all lol, I think its quite sexy to hear from a men who puts thought into his domestic activities.......
I do the dishes by hand Im afraid. Not out of choice, just the fact that we are renovating the house and the kitchen hasnt been looked at yet........no room in there at the moment or I would have one on order!!
I flippin hate washing up but I do love housework generally.
Quote by AtomCom2001
I just want to be a bit nerdy here and ask people what they are using to access this site at the moment

My fingers and an internet connection.............the rest is top secret lol....... biggrin
I refer to myself as bisexual.
I like men and i like women.
Im in love with my man, but I love women in the physical sense.
I have seen the phrase 'very bi' written in profiles which is a different description which always brings a smile to my face and dirty thoughts to my mind redface
Just as well I take no notice of these labels. I have even asked a "straight" female for fun :shock: and have been pleasantly surprised.
Some people just dont feel comfortable with fitting into these categories and as there isnt one for raging pervert, I will just have to stay 'bifemale'....
I attended a social for the first time recently and thought how wonderful everyone looked..........
I myself dressed how I felt comfortable........in a skirt, red top, fishnets and high heels and Mr M dressed in jeans and casual top. I dress for myself. As does Mr M..........................
If other people like it then thats a bonus but if they dont, well then thats their choice. But a little narrow minded to compartmenalise people just by a quick glance........n'est pas?
In these modern times, where the bath infront of an open fire on the 2nd sunday of the month, are long past.......a quick burst under a power shower with some luminous coloured shower gel is quick easy and, in some homes, ( :shock: :shock: )alot of fun...........mind the soap............
I dont think there is any excuse for not being clean and sparkling.........the only place that should remain dirty is THE MIND :twisted:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Nice one! :thumbup:
It's a bit early for me but Xmas kisses to everyone coz I'm a greedy mare
:grin: kiss
discretion, my arse! Mistress 69....get yer kit off! :lickface:

OMG can i have that as an early Chrismas Pressie then Sassy??????????????????? :twisted:
Love and kisses to everyone on SH, even to people I have never even met (yet) cos i am feeling loving and giving today............xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by Lost
I dont cam very often either, mainly due to the fact that i have two heads and I find it difficult to fit them into the screen. Plus the fact that its twice as much make up to put on and two lots of hair dos to attend to! smile
But i must own up to checking out the backgrounds in others cams, just to be nosey really......its interesting to see what their taste is in furniture or even Christmas decorations this time of year lol.....
Thats as long as I can see round the huge willy that dominates the screen.................of course Im joking, I only look at fully clothed cams.........for goodness sake.......... confused wink

Hey 39! Which two heads are they???? We never saw a head!!!! :?
:wink: biggrin :wink:

Also you lie your bit nice looking :)

redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: thats what happens when you go to Munches and Socials..........you get found out............hee hee
Thank you for the compliment.........but just wondering which bit you were referring to as nice...... :shock:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Tonight I am mostly.......
sad and waiting to hear my much loved Mr M has landed safely in Houston.......blinkin work mad :x :x
so be nice to me this week you peeps, as i pine away til he gets home........yeh, definitely is luuuurrrrrrvvvve wink

tonight I'm mostly wishing I'd stopped off to the Mistress camp on my way back from Devon :doh:
Well you dont call.........you dont text...........hee hee
Not well, Sassy, need a nurse.......a night nurse lol redface
I dont cam very often either, mainly due to the fact that i have two heads and I find it difficult to fit them into the screen. Plus the fact that its twice as much make up to put on and two lots of hair dos to attend to! smile
But i must own up to checking out the backgrounds in others cams, just to be nosey really......its interesting to see what their taste is in furniture or even Christmas decorations this time of year lol.....
Thats as long as I can see round the huge willy that dominates the screen.................of course Im joking, I only look at fully clothed cams.........for goodness sake.......... confused wink
Quote by varca
Tonight I am mostly.......
sad and waiting to hear my much loved Mr M has landed safely in Houston.......blinkin work mad :x :x
so be nice to me this week you peeps, as i pine away til he gets home........yeh, definitely is luuuurrrrrrvvvve wink

Oh Oh, my luggage didn't arrive in Atlanta enroute to Dallas on a recent work trip til the following day, checked in to hotel with a toothbrush and a bar of soap rolleyes Hope Mr M has better luck than me and arrives safely biggrin We'll look after you in the meantime :rascal:
Thank you Varca :D :D
(Update: Landed at NY, changed airports, flew to Houston - just been on phone, funnily enough was brushing his teeth........... tired, but safe)
Right tonight, Im going to be....
typing a long email with 'things I would like from Houston'..........hee hee............he did ask me to after all.
Right here we go:
Some perfume
Some photos (of the city you perves, nothing rude!)
A cowgirl........ :twisted: :twisted:
and now I am debating whether to open myself a nice bottle of wine............all alone..............but I read somewhere that if you drink alone your on the way to being an alcoholic.......
Oh well.........hic redface
um My mother once gave me a candle snuffer - dont know why as it didnt come with candles and I didnt have any at the time..........
Not sure if this is more of a 'stupid' gift rather than naffest.........but...........my mother (Yes becoming a bit of a habit eh! rolleyes ) gave me a box of cheap make up when she was well aware I have sensitive skin..........MOTHER!!! No gifts this crimbo please........
Tonight I am mostly.......
sad and waiting to hear my much loved Mr M has landed safely in Houston.......blinkin work mad :x :x
so be nice to me this week you peeps, as i pine away til he gets home........yeh, definitely is luuuurrrrrrvvvve wink
OOOOOhhhhhh fantastic!
Please would you put our names down please Somers and hopefully we can get round to meeting some more of the lovely peeps we didnt get round to talking to last time......
Thank you xxx