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Mistress_39
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 62
Straight Male, 64
UK

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Quote by ricky13
now if you have a small ock about 6"erect what are he chance,s of having a good responce form adds
also would i ge a responce redface surprisedops: :oops:

Nope sorry, I dont have a small ock, whatever that is.......I dont have anything like that at all :shock:
My advice would be to smile alot and look like a happy, fun person.
We have made some great friends just by striking up conversation whilst having a coffee for instance. Some have become very good vanilla friends and some have become more.............
A positive attitude, looking friendly and direct eye contact are all good pointers-even if the butterflies in your tummy are battering to escape!
Mind over matter.
Good luck
Absolutely loved the fireworks on New Year!
We went to a spot in Bristol and gazed out over the city as midnight struck. What a beautiful sight.......lots of fireworks erupting at the same time............it was fantastic
I love getting older.
Im now enjoying seeing my son grow into an independent person with his own home, partner and life.
After many sad times in my life, Im now enjoying sharing the rest of my days (!) with the man of my dreams.
Have all the time in the world to play, if and when we want to.
I used to hate my boobs being big, because my ex partner loved small boobs. (which I had before childbirth) Mr M adores huge boobs, so I now feel fantastic!!!!
I love being older......pass me the horlicks....... biggrin
Oh my goodness this is something very close to my heart. I was actually having a bit of a bitch about basic manners earlier.
I am amazed, when you eat out, how many people lack basic table manners. Eat off their knives, chew with their mouth open, ram huge amounts of food into their mouths etc. Ok call me old fashioned..........I was always taught bring your food to your mouth, not your mouth to the food............Oh I could go on all day.............but I wont.
Suffice it to say that when I meet someone for fun, its sometimes something to do with manners that may put me off taking things further. Yes I know Im picky, but thats just me. Oh those Nuns at my catholic school have so much to answer for.........lol
I often mix pleasure with work........infact I could honestly say I do so at least once a day...........
hee hee but then, I do work from home...............added bonus!! :twisted:
I really hate it when your out with friends or a friend (oh er) and they get a call, look at their mobile, laugh and then say nothing.......god I want to rip the mobile out of their hands and see whats so funny..................but then I am a nosey woman lol.
I think in a social situation its rude to have continuous calls on your mobile but sometimes these things cant be avoided...........maybe they have children that they need to keep in contact with etc.
We once had a female friend who had constant calls, messages etc when with us. She explained the calls as being from her mum, daughter etc. but we eventually discovered she was relaying details of our sexual liasons with a male f.b. - literally before the bed was cold (I could be more graphic, but it is tea time hee hee)
Mobile phones have their place. Just not on the bedside table methinks..................oops got to go the phones ringing rolleyes
We have a friend who loves freecycle.......... She rang us with an urgent request for the use of a strong man (Mr M) and a large vehicle to pick up some fantastic top soil....................wonderful I said, lets share (the topsoil not Mr M in this case!).......
Well lets just say the very heavy orange clay wasnt suitable for helping my garden blossom lol (could have recreated a scene from 'Ghost' with her 'topsoil'.............but it did help in another friends garden to fill in some huge holes. See one mans waste is another mans treasure.....
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Pass the Lemsips....I've got a stinker of a cold :cry:
I'm in desperate need of loving tlc from the SH nurses ( or is this a case of 'physician heal thyself? rolleyes )
I blame Mistress39 for passing it down the phone to me confused

Oy! I would have passed something else down the phone, but my tongue wouldnt fit.....
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Freezing! especially coming home from work at 7 this morning :shock: No snow though sad

Do you need a nice warm bed to snuggle in, a lovely massage with big strong hands and breakfast in bed then????
hi Furby
Life doesnt always work out the way we may want it to and sometimes you may feel that you are getting the thin end of the wedge.
You are special. You are No.1 in your life and if anyone you have met so far hasnt treated you as such, then they are not the person for you.
May the year of 2008 bring you some fun, happiness and peace.
Best Wishes xxx
Mine is the breadmaking machine...............mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..........delicious hot buttered bread with a cup of something yummy...............great having the smell of baking bread when you have friends coming round
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Haven't made any plans yet but Bristol sounds good wink

Actually they do have a beach in Bristol in the summer months, albeit manmade........and I have heard that there are some very sexy people in Bristol these days......... :twisted:
Having lost my son at the age of 5 1/2years to an aggressive cancer, I thank all special people such as Sassy for their wonderful care throughout the year, but especially at Christmas.
It takes a very special person to do this kind of work and having nursed my own child through the night, know how stressful and upsetting it can be.
Yes it does put life in perspective.
As a result I laugh alot, enjoy life and try not to take swinging too seriously........after all guys its supposed to be fun biggrin
Hi Calista and Morbius
Well what can I say............thats just fantastic news!
As someone who has been in your shoes in the past, I send you my sincerest hugs, kisses and love for a wonderful Christmas.
Love and kisses xxx
Christmas for us is about going and choosing our Christmas Tree, sending greetings to all our friends, snuggling up and watching 'Its a wonderful life' on DVD.............having lost a child to a wicked illness, its also about living life to the full, to have compassion and humanity and remembering how lucky we are to have what we have - each other....
Quote by Mistress_39
Hi Fire
Would love to have an invite to your lovely Chrismassy Party. Shall I make the mince pies then???

redface surprisedops: :oops: made some mince pies but they are all gone........wonder how that happened confused: :?:
Will make some more, see you at the Virtual Party xxx
Can always trust you lot to raise a laugh...............ok calmed down now lol
I have visions of dragons with man-flu now.............a very honest dragon of course!! :shock:
It never ceases to amaze me what responses you get from people.
Without going into too much detail, we have just had a message from someone currently advertising in two categories saying they have 'caught something nasty' but when it clears up do you want to play and here is my msn address meanwhile................
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Think im gonna be sick
I have heard of planning ahead, but that is ridiculous!
Who knows what any of us are going to be doing sex wise today, tomorrow or next week let alone in the future.
You got a kink for oldie sex then? :shock:
Quote by splendid_
I don't do the whole crimbo thing. But a present for Fire and for women everywhere actually

enjoy x

Santa came early cos I just had one of these brought back from Texas............i burnt out the old one redface surprisedops: :oops:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Can I come too please? wave

Got anyone to vouch for you then, Little Miss Sassy :!:

you want to stay at ours???
Quote by mickandmich
OMG just googled our names lol. All that came up was the posts we have put on the forum and club reviews. How easy is it for someone to google your name and check up on what ur up to confused :? :?

Yes I found that out too, but it made me laugh actually as it reminded me of the the rubbish that I actually post lol
This made me smile as someone, at a recent social, said they new me from somewhere. I pointed out that i did not recognise them at all.
I know we had never messaged them nor met them before and they concluded that they must have seen our profile pics.
I smiled as we dont actually have any profile pics but this in fact confirmed a trust issue that I had with another couple of their acquaintance who it seems must have shared our pics with them. Yes I know that is an assumption, but womens intuition is a wonderful thing......and later to have proven correct lol.
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Hi Firelizard and Stormwalker
It has just been pointed out to me that this event is going to be in June..........I must get my eyes checked cos I read it at the beginning of the week as Jan redface
So in that case, could myself and Mr M please ask if we can come? We are nice, honest guv.......
Think Sassy or curvynjackb would be happy to vouch for us.
Thank you so much
Kisses xxxxxxxxx
Mistress_39

and you are? dunno
hiya sexypants :twisted:
Mmmmmmmmmm Im thinking of a clever answer to that one................I may be some time rolleyes
The trouble is with us women is that we are prone to changing our minds often! Sometimes I find that things I find a huge turn on one week, just dont turn me on another......you may say that may just be hormonal.......i say its just cos Im not an animal of habit.
I like exploring. I enjoy trying new things and seeing what works and, indeed, what doesnt.
Perhaps W has just had enough of that particular way of meeting for a while. Try something different. A change is as good as a rest so they say biggrin