I remember my parents arguing about the same thing Lost!
Nowadays me and him indoors share all. Am always happy to point out a pretty girl so we can both enjoy the view.
We spotted this particularly yummy looking lady with bright red hair and a wonderful cleavage whilst driving in Bristol.
He stopped, pulled over and asked if she would kindly give us directions, flashing a huge smile at her and she bent right down to speak to him in the window, giving us a spectacular view. I nearly went blind :shock:
So sharing is definitely a good thing :twisted:
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Mistress_39
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 62
Straight Male, 64
UK
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:D :P :) :D :) :P :) Actually Im really upset :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
People can just use the internet and search on google and come up with my profile details
: :?: :?:
Well my flippin complaint is why isnt my mailbox bursting at the seams with offers :?:
...................................ok, ok, dont answer that :shock:
People can just use the internet and search on google and come up with my profile details
: :?: :?: Well my flippin complaint is why isnt my mailbox bursting at the seams with offers :?:
...................................ok, ok, dont answer that :shock:
Hi Messy, I would never do unprotected sex with someone other than my partner. (To answer your query)
However I am a little concerned on looking at your profile as to any safety measures you have in place:
I mean, covering someone in custard must get very slippery and dangerous...........not to mention the cost of washing the sheets
Welcome to the nutty forum
However I am a little concerned on looking at your profile as to any safety measures you have in place
: I mean, covering someone in custard must get very slippery and dangerous...........not to mention the cost of washing the sheets
Welcome to the nutty forum
Quote by firelizard
For god's sake can't anyone have a nice wank in peace?
Ooooohh I'm a revel can be toffee :bounce:
And there was I thinking your must be a lovely soft centre........................must investigate further.........and by the way, stop having an opinion......do you think the is the forum or something
: :?: silly peeps :twisted:
Did she just shake her tic tacs at me???....................revels, tic tacs...........is this a good point to mention mars bars :?: :?:
and yes i shook them really hard............the tic tacs that is............
Quote by firelizard
For god's sake can't anyone have a nice wank in peace?
Ooooohh I'm a revel can be toffee :bounce:
And there was I thinking your must be a lovely soft centre........................must investigate further.........and by the way, stop having an opinion......do you think the is the forum or something
: :?: silly peeps :twisted: Hi and welcome to the forum........
Another question for you - Why do you want to know? Cant say its something that I have ever thought of wanting to know the answer to..............I would say though that when Mr M is away on business then self loving plays a big part in my daily routine but thats all your going to get out of me today :!:
Another question for you - Why do you want to know? Cant say its something that I have ever thought of wanting to know the answer to..............I would say though that when Mr M is away on business then self loving plays a big part in my daily routine
but thats all your going to get out of me today :!: I wrote a letter to Mr M and then packed it in his wash bag when he went on a business trip to Singapore recently.
I didnt tell him it was there and he said it was so lovely to find it when he got to the hotel after hours of travelling and feeling like crap.
He still has it..........and they say romance is dead.........not in my house!!
I didnt tell him it was there and he said it was so lovely to find it when he got to the hotel after hours of travelling and feeling like crap.
He still has it..........and they say romance is dead.........not in my house!!
Ok so would I enjoy my hubby calling me a slut? The answer is yes. Used in the right context, with the right person (hubby in my case) and in the right roleplay situation then its a huge turn on. Especially when said in the very sexy posh voice that he has :twisted:
Would I be offended if he called me a slut in any other situation? The answer is yes. If used in a derogatory way as a way of venting anger or annoyance towards me then of course I would be offended.
He doesnt by the way and has never used it out of place as he has a huge amount of respect for me and, indeed, for all women.
Anyone else using the word towards me, either in a sexual or non sexual way would be hung drawn and quartered! That is just not acceptable in my view.
Would I be offended if he called me a slut in any other situation? The answer is yes. If used in a derogatory way as a way of venting anger or annoyance towards me then of course I would be offended.
He doesnt by the way and has never used it out of place as he has a huge amount of respect for me and, indeed, for all women.
Anyone else using the word towards me, either in a sexual or non sexual way would be hung drawn and quartered! That is just not acceptable in my view.
Quote by Jawnathan
I dont wear pjs so dont put them under the pillow.............i do keep other things under there..........just incase of emergencys you understandops:
What like a gun, latex gloves and a creme egg?
Nope - much much scarier lol.....................and my bed is 7ft x 7ft so lots of pillow space...........hee hee
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Well someone has to love me dont they
given half the chance :rascal:
I think it depends on the compliment given, the giver and the context. One person may say 'ppphhwwooaaarrr nice tits' in an extremely condescending and patronising way whereas if I say it to mistress39, she knows I mean it as a huge compliment
and Mr Mistress has exquisite taste :twisted:
Thank you for the complement(s) both on my busoms and my hubbys good taste :D
Was going to say that how do you know when you havent even seen them.................and then I remembered..................hee hee
Kisses to Sassy xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I think, where compliments are concerned, its important to give as well as expect to receive.
Its quite heartwarming to have made someone feel good by giving them a well deserved compliment - but you have to mean it, or it could backfire on you.
My hubby pays me compliments often. I think one of the nicest was when I had no make up on, just got out of the shower and he told me how beautiful I was.
Well someone has to love me dont they hee hee
Its quite heartwarming to have made someone feel good by giving them a well deserved compliment - but you have to mean it, or it could backfire on you.
My hubby pays me compliments often. I think one of the nicest was when I had no make up on, just got out of the shower and he told me how beautiful I was.
Well someone has to love me dont they
hee hee 
:lol: :lol:Quote by X_fanny_x
reminds self never to go to mrs bones house :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:
i am really really frightened of them
Me too Tan!
About the only thing that is guaranteed to make me quake in my thigh length boots. I used to live in Singapore when younger and had to check beds, shoes etc for nasties. Came home one day and the neighbours had a blinkin great python roaming their garden :!:
(Sorry you guys that love em - all I ask is you dont lose any near me
) Quote by Tiger_lily
If I didn't reply to an e-mail at work I would be expect to be asked why as this is basic comunication, the whole point in sending a mail.
What I really hate though is people who lecture me in their mail...
You know the kind - please make sure you reply as I have made the effort to reply. Surefire way to make me think - errr sorry don't tell me what to do! :twisted:Oh my kind of woman :!:
It depends on how busy we are as to whether we reply to everyone. We try to do so, but its not always going to happen.
I would add that sometimes replying with a "No thanks but thanks for your message" opens up a whole new can of worms where the recipient of that message replies with a barrage of "Whats wrong with me?", "What did I do wrong" etc.
This only adds to the mail in your inbox and quite frankly, irritates the hell out of me - but then Im a touchy old moo - tis my cross to bear.
Hope that answers your question.
Oh and I would say that patience is a vitue, so is sorting the wheat from the chaff but I have used too many idioms already for a Monday morning.
Have fun and enjoy the good bits.....as often as possible like we do
I would add that sometimes replying with a "No thanks but thanks for your message" opens up a whole new can of worms where the recipient of that message replies with a barrage of "Whats wrong with me?", "What did I do wrong" etc.
This only adds to the mail in your inbox and quite frankly, irritates the hell out of me - but then Im a touchy old moo - tis my cross to bear.
Hope that answers your question.
Oh and I would say that patience is a vitue, so is sorting the wheat from the chaff but I have used too many idioms already for a Monday morning.
Have fun and enjoy the good bits.....as often as possible like we do
This is an interesting one...........we dont meet men since I have that part of my needs fully catered for
I love kissing its so erotic and hot and horny and whats foreplay without a good snog: (thats retorical- this is just my personal opinion)
To answer the question - we only meet females and I just love kissing them. If it were a no-kissing rule then I would definitely be put off.
From Mr Ms point of view..........Im the kinky sort who likes watching him interract with another woman and kissing is a major part of the turn on for me.
So, in my view, no kissing = no nothing else :D
I love kissing its so erotic and hot and horny and whats foreplay without a good snog
: (thats retorical- this is just my personal opinion)To answer the question - we only meet females and I just love kissing them. If it were a no-kissing rule then I would definitely be put off.
From Mr Ms point of view..........Im the kinky sort who likes watching him interract with another woman and kissing is a major part of the turn on for me.
So, in my view, no kissing = no nothing else :D
