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Mistress_39
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 62
Straight Male, 64
UK

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I know it doesnt count as a Cop Show, but I love the film Hot Fuzz.
Every time I watch it I laugh my head off...........but then, I like Dirty Sanchez so that says alot for me............... :twisted:
I dont worry about others spelling...........as long as a persons point is put across in a friendly adult manner then, for me, that speaks volumes.
I wouldnt change a thing. Its the sad bits and the happy bits and the mundane bits and the weird bits that make life so incredibly wonderful.
Yeh, I can bleat that life has been a b***h which, at times, it has in the worst possible ways in my case. But there are fantastic bits which make you realise how fantastic they are compared to all the bo***ks that happens too.
Yes I love life right at this moment.
I just made some yummy Easter Biscuits then told Him at work they were here waiting for him............................................... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Oh Im an evil woman :!:
I am not addicted to sex. I have an incredibly strong sex drive and I enjoy a very healthy sex life.
I have been in relationships where I have not flourished as much as I should have due to the other persons libido not matching mine. I ended these relationships for reasons which included the mis-matched sex drive. They may have considered I was addicted to sex, but I do not.
Now ecstatically happy with my lover, husband, soul mate and life long partner (Yes I am talking about ONE person biggrin ) who has a sex drive equal to mine.
We enjoy sex. Often.
As I see it, addictions need some kind of resolution. I am resolute to enjoying my high sex drive and consider myself to be incredibly lucky to have been blessed in this way.
Sorry peeps we are going to have to pull-out of this one due to an opportunity to travel abroad and sunshine.
Hope you all have a fun time.
Mr & Mrs M
I definitely felt something at around 1am............and it wasnt a flippin earthquake.......but the result did register on the richter scale :shock:
Quote by Throbber
Meeters
for those actually wanting to meet here and now
and
Greeters
for newbies / those just wanting to chat and browse.
Seems there's quite a few who want either / or and not both.

I love this suggestion :!:
I choose not to watch - personal choice. I find it disrespectful and distasteful.
But give me a naked body (alive of course) and I will conduct a full and thorough body search........ :twisted:
Yes Im happy..........the sun is shining..........getting my veggies planned (hey I mean gardening, nothing kinky :shock: )............and Im off to meet up with a new friend for naughtiness at 2pm...........spring is in the air!
I am always myself..............I make sure that before I leave home to meet someone I have a good feel and a look and make sure I am myself biggrin :D :D
For me, the biggest turn off I can think of during an intimate moment, is to have a camera thrust in your face or your crotch or wherever..............kinda kills the moment for me rolleyes
As Im sure we all know, we usually choose the pics of ourselves that we like personally. Some are a true reflection of how we look and others not..............I had a pic taken of me after I had my hair straightened and even my sons did double takes!
I would advise you to webcam with your new potential friends if the look thing is important to you.........if they are not willing to cam, then you read into that what you will. :shock: :shock:
Quote by firelizard
We are taking over the world :twisted:

Are you bi then Sass :shock: :giggle:
I take it my 'fancy a shag, Fire?' chat up line didn't give you a clue then? :doh:
You know me Sass, I can't do signs rotflmao
Oh well I can see you two are going to be rubbing things together to make the fire for our campsite!!!!
Get a room.................or a big tent biggrin
I was called a couple of weeks ago at by a distraught friend whos daughter had just confessed to taking a number of pills and was going in and out of consciousness.
Said daughter was away in Bath, friend in Bristol and car-less so we did the necessary and helped out.
Fortunately this time she was not seriously hurt (her second attempt) but it brought to the surface the reasons for her feeling suicidal.
Her mother, my friend, did not know how to deal with it so chose to stick her head in the sand and hope it doesnt happen again...................(despite my pleas and supplying of phone numbers and various websites with help for the daughter and the family).
My point is that sometimes its chillingly sad when all you can do in a situation such as this is offer your friendship and support.
Just looked at your profile and you dont appear to be on here with your wife!
So why not change your profile to include her and then ask for ideas - only a suggestion but as as you seem to be playing without her, it does give mixed messages dont you think lol
Me wanna be 'Big Heap Trouble'................although my other half says I dont need to go to a campsite to be that......cheeky devil!
Can we come please?????
Says you are seeking Bi couple and Couple with Bi male...........
Why not consider it a compliment that you are getting mail from people - even if they differ from what you are actually seeking..............
The day may dawn when the only thing that fills your Mailbox is cobwebs............... rotflmao
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I think it's probably sound for me. Nothing is guaranteed to make me get that sexy squidgey feeling more than a soft spoken whisper in my ear from a certain extremely aroused person behind me. If I happen to be handcuffed with soft black cuffs at the time thats even better :twisted:

:notes: innocent :rascal:
I can lend you some Sassy if the urgent need arises (well once you have taken them off of course)

Will you please stop putting these images in my head Splendid :shock:
I have no self control at the moment, its nearly a full moon and Im supposed to be cutting out PVC in the other room as it is.......working from home is such a chore hee hee
Bet there are loads of arranged marriages about to be announced...........its Leap Year............trouble is the poor blokes dont know it yet :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Im not ill, but thought I would fake it to get some sympathy..........is it working yet?
I do have something that is swollen but its still attached to my hubby :twisted:
Bad Mistress smackbottom
Quote by Sassy-Seren

Nowadays me and him indoors share all. Am always happy to point out a pretty girl so we can both enjoy the view.
We spotted this particularly yummy looking lady with bright red hair and a wonderful cleavage whilst driving in Bristol.
He stopped, pulled over and asked if she would kindly give us directions, flashing a huge smile at her and she bent right down to speak to him in the window, giving us a spectacular view. I nearly went blind :shock:
So sharing is definitely a good thing :twisted:

That's not like you to perv ladies bouncy bits :giggle:
You'll be doing it while having coffee next innocent
Oy Sassy
Your only saying that cos the last time we met for coffee you started to jump up and down in the cafe, bouncing your boobies, making me look at them............your not the innocent you make out in The Forum!!
Hey Lost, your not speaking to same person we are from Leominster are you lol...............she is pretty hot biggrin
Sorry to hear you had to cancel Firelizard but we hope Stormy still has a fab birthday!

I hope you didnt cancel cos I shook my tic tacs at you.............im not that scarey...........honest!
Hi Cherry
I used to make outfits for weddings ie. wedding & bridesmaid gowns and would have loved to have helped you out with a guest outfit.............however.........thats what I used to do lol....................
I dont think my current new enterprise would be any help.................unless you want to attend in a PVC dress or any other kind of fetish wear........but dont say I didnt offer hee hee