Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login
Mistress_39
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 62
Straight Male, 64
UK

Forum

I think it looks wicked Mrs B and red is my favourite colour so I wouldnt change it....................although I am wondering if your collar and cuffs match, hee hee :twisted: :twisted:
Congratulations to you both!!
You are a lovely couple and one of the first friends we made when we joined SH. You always are smiley, happy and friendly and of course Curvy, I love looking at your busoms on cam :shock:
Big hugs and kisses
C and J xxx
Having been a Wedding Planner I can understand the couple organising a surprise celebration. It is months and months of stress, hard work and seemingly never ending arguing and bickering between various members of the family. Although the end result was always wonderful and worth all the anxiety.
Personally, however, if it was my son or a member of my family I would love the idea of the engagement party/wedding celebration. I love surprises and would be amazed that they had managed to organise it without me (tongue firmly in cheek here).
Wow, thats a difficult one Lost, choosing the best time of my day..............I can think of the best times of my year......
I suppose it depends on my mood and to some extent, the season. In the Winter I love sitting in front of the open fire, with a glass of wine, relaxing and watching movies that I love.
In the Spring/Summer you will find me in the garden with either tool in hand (gardening!) or just sitting and enjoying the feel of the warmth on my skin.
In the Autumn though, after kicking through piles of crispy, crunchy leaves a nice warm up with Mr M. is lovely - when we get home though.
The best part of my day.............I think that is waking up in the morning with my lovely hubby and being thankful that I have another day to enjoy.
What about a bifem thats married, but not single, unless of course I give one of my friends a call and then we would be two bifems: one single and one married, but then, she would be cheating so thats not on at all................do you want to wait whilst I consult my hubby who wants to watch?? biggrin :D :D
Quote by Dave__Notts
If they are wearing habits or a dog collar..........
...........then it is best not to ask lol
Dave_Notts

mmmmmmmmm dont get me started..............
Quote by Dave__Notts
If they are wearing habits or a dog collar..........
...........then it is best not to ask lol
Dave_Notts

But if they have a dirty habit then could be lots of fun :twisted:
Hee hee hee biggrin
Kind of reminds me why we hide files inside files inside files....................I used to moan at my other half for doing that, but now I have read your post, I think I should shut up!
After a leisurely lie-in (mmmmmmmm), brekkie in bed, easter eggs for lunch (only kidding lol)........my other half is in the garden playing with his power tools with the neighbour (yeh, think whatever you like, but they are mending the fence, blown down in the wind)..............................and Im indoors in the warm doing some design work and finishing off a corset that Im making.................that is til I open a bottle of wine of course.
:shock:
Oh poor you!!
Hope you feel much better soon.
If you cant get to a Docs or chemist, then why dont you try bathing the affected area with sea salt dissolved in boiled water.........dont forget to let the liquid cool before washing though or that would be a bigger OUCH!
Hope this helps in the time before you can get to see a professional.
I think that common sense prevails here.
Some things are fine and other things, such as seafood will just make you very very ill.
I have to say though, that I have eaten a 47year old sausage (only this morning) and it did me the world of good! Highly recommend it.
Same here Sarah, we were planning on building our raised beds to grow our veggies............c'est la vie I suppose I will have to find something else to do indoors..................offers anyone confused:
I had some really hot, horny, wet, orgasmic sex with my hubby today...................really are lots of benefits to having breakfast in bed biggrin
Hes working from home today so I think I might encourage some mid afternoon relaxation. Currently walking around in red PVC just to encourage him to have a break............wont be long now :twisted:
No I dont beleive in naming and shaming for a zillion reasons.
Why dont you just look upon the no show as their loss.......................and go and have some horny sex just to spite them.................some people just arnt into honesty you know, but thats their problem not yours.
Quote by jaymar
Thanks for the fun thread wor Jags... wink
I had a very horny supper - compliments to the chef!

Yep, same as what Mar said.................except I had a horny breakfast
More, more, more
Quote by woohoo
There are people on here doing the same thing Mistress only thing is they are playing with them too lol

Quick quick tell me what room??????
These have cameras attached to their bits and are showing their bits inside other bits...........I wonder if the cameras scratch????
There are people on telly with cameras on their intimate bits..................showing me their............OMG does it really look like that?
Quote by Jags
Well !!! So Far I'm the only guy here and there is no way I could fight all you young ladies off so I guesss I'll need to give in to your demands lol :lol:

FUCKITY FUCK... I hate it when blokes give in... much prefer the tussle, the grapple, the locking, the pinning down and the overcoming.
<damn it>
Shall I pass the restraints then Jags?
duel :duel:
yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy
I have to warn you, Im a bit rampant (not in the rabbit sense of course) and I like to talk about sex alot, and do it alot, in fact to excess possibly.......and my phone number is..................................................................................................................................................................
So whos in the south west then? Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
My dog does.....................okay okay I dont have a dog but Im feeling left out of this thread.......your all anti Mistress!!
Quote by woohoo
Fuck chosing
I'll have the lot of you please lol
Ok last one to woo's shed is not getting a shag ach ok then they will get one but they will need to wait then wink

Ok so if we gotta queue outside your shed then, who wants to stand next to me :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Jags
Ohhhhhhhhhhh yes please...................thought no one would ever mention SEX ever again..........anyone wishing to talk please PM me.......Im a very good listener........ :shock:

DON'T PM her - PM me instead cos I need a dose of pure me, forget about her, chose me!!
lol :lol:
Hey I can always just sit back and watch, biggrin
Im easy to please, just as long as its real sex, not girly, flowery lets do it for the men sex. I love hot horny.............oh flippin eck..........Im going to have to go for a cold shower in a minute!
Ohhhhhhhhhhh yes please...................thought no one would ever mention SEX ever again..........anyone wishing to talk please PM me.......Im a very good listener........ :shock:
Quote by helnheaven
and the forum for exchange of phone numbers.

Thats not allowed there either
Oh bum and there I was hoping that if I loitered enough, you would eventually give me your number helnheaven :twisted:
Wow, not many of them to the pound(or kilo if your that way inclined) eh wonderhorse!! Nice pic
Ah thats so nice Sassy, thank you.
Think there is not a lot of love going on in The Cafe lately, so Im posting away with seeds of happiness cos Im a happy little bu**er.
My other half loves 85% chocolate. I think that it is disgusting, takes the skin off the roof of my mouth!
But give me a cream egg....................oh behave........I meant one that comes with a sugar filling!