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Mistress_39
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 62
Straight Male, 64
UK

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I hate it when we are not together, I miss him.
But looking forward to him coming home is high on my list, but him actually coming home is the best!
Im with firelizard on this one, my other half is pretty perfect for me.
I would say cancel the wedding. If they are getting into revenge f**ks before they are even married then what the hell are they doing getting married to each other.
We do the coffee bit away from home when we meet people and get to know them...............those who get an invite to our home get wine, tea and breakfast in bed..............I might have missed something out there!! biggrin :D
I adore women with a sexy, curvy figure. I love hips, boobs and to be totally honest I find a bit of a tummy really cute.
As for men, I like them big and hunky. Strong arms, strong legs, muscles but cant stand six packs and overtoned bits.
Not too fussy then................ :shock:
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Righto.....where's me cameraman? :twisted:

I got a cameraphone, if that will do....but i dont have a willy im afraid......
Hi there
When my hubby works abroad, there is nothing like a bit of phone sex. Gets me hot and horny and he loves it when I just stick the phone on loudspeaker which leaves my hands free.....
Dont think this counts as weird, but wonderful, yes!
On the 47th floor of The Hilton in San Francisco - banging my head on the plate glass window of our hotel room whilst being taken from behind, and orgasming with the view of the Golden Gate Bridge becoming shrouded in the late afternoon fog............
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I find bondage is the most effective way of determining whether or not a woman is a squirter.
Tie her up securely (to the bed, chair, ...cooker!) with her legs fixed in a wide open position... the less she can move the better... for her! Then I go to work on her with my Hitachi Magic Wand... by the time she's on her third forced orgasm in succession there's a good chance you'll see if she's a squirter or not!
Laydeez.... please do not fake your squirt.... as a mouthfull of pee can cause offence! redface
Please Note: Hitachi Magic Wand is not my pet name for my willy... if only my willy could give as much pleasure! lol

As an owner of a number of these (I like to share with friends) the one thing that I would say is beware of electrocution...................lots of fluid and electricity..........oooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Being into some very naughty stuff (no never!), I can as easily be vanilla (my definition-straight sex, nothing kinky).
Depends on my mood I suppose. Dont go with labels though, I just am what I am. Like or lump it :shock:
Thank you Wunderhorse for appreciation of my post biggrin
However I think thats its only fair to point out that Mills & Boon wouldnt be interested in my 'story' as it is not a work of fiction................. :twisted:
mmmmmmmmm one of the sexiest things on the planet.......i love a man to cum anyway and in my mouth is just soooooooooo sexy..............and if you happen to have a female friend available then who better to share a snowball with, lol. (and I dont mean the egg nog drink) :twisted:
Your poll only lists articles of womens clothes and no other option so I cant vote-sorry.
Personally I cant stand men in womens underwear, but that is my preference.
Can I suggest you add chains to your list :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
OMG I just read the previous posts really quickly and misread a sentence as 'must come and inspect your fanny'.............................my mind is a weird and wonderful place............it would be if I could lay my finger on it (My mind of course, not the aforementioned fanny-although she is rather nice.......yummmy)
Hee hee, got a naughty meet in the morning...........but of course had the site not been down, I would have logged on and given the site my full attention.................NOT! biggrin
I hate it when animals sleep on peoples beds with them..............yuk.............now that is a PET hate :twisted: :twisted:
If I met someone who considered giving me oral sex a duty then Im afraid they wouldnt make it past the coffee stage.........................
Hi there
Of course its up to the individual. What floats someones boat, sinks anothers.
I hate tatoos and neither myself or my hubby have any. I would never choose to have one and know I never will.
Piercings though, I think these are really sexy. I particularly like eyebrow piercings on men and nipple piercings on women.
Hi there Lost
This made me smile loads as I have a friend who called me yesterday with a diy dye disaster! She is a natural blonde with the usual dark winter regrowth. Decided to lighten the roots and ended up a lovely shade of ginger!!
But to your point, Yes I would allow her to colour her hair. Its fun and not painful and not dangerous (unless your allergic to hair colour so make sure you do a test first)
Also, if you allow her to do it then you have some control over getting it done professionally or with a reputable home colour rather than a 'lets mix this together and see what colour it ends up'.
Let us know what happens.........
We are running our own slimming club here in Bristol to get you fit for summer and al fresco fun.
Its really simple..........................it involves you being tied to our bed and given copious amounts of physical training. Oh and we find a ball gag helps the ability to eat quite well......... :twisted:
Good luck with the slimming!
What a glorious day! Not quite warm enough to get out there naked but good enough to cheer the spirits....................gin and tonic anyone lol!
Right this second I have the worst sore throat that I have had for a long time. You know when you want something to kind of itch and scratch the sore bit at the back of your throat..................well, this thread gave me an idea..............hubby will be home soon :twisted:
I am very happy with the way my three children were taught and would like to say thank you to all those out there who, along with myself and my husband, helped my children blossom.
I was always one of those parents who 'helped out' at school and then, when my children were older, became a Parent/Governer. If you are not happy then get involved and help make changes to things you are unhappy about constructively.
Yep we have had that happen too Lost. We always meet in public place, ensuring that the meet is on neutral ground for all.
We met up with a single female, whom I had doubts over, for a chat and it quickly became clear she was playing up to an audience. Her other half was so obviously the man sitting on his own, not reading a newspaper biggrin , giving us sneaky glances.
We only told her we knew he was there at the end of our meeting. She was sooooooooooooooooo embarrassed but we laughed and said we hoped she enjoyed herself when she got home and Mr Newspaper Man joined her............................