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Mistress_39
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 62
Straight Male, 64
UK

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Congratulations to you both on your anniversary.
Thats something to be proud of.
C & J
Hi Misskitty
I never shave, I pluck.
Yes it takes a while but the results are well worth it. It leaves you baby soft, no regrowth itching and no need for moisturisters upsetting the balance of your personal area :shock:
Get yourself a good pair of tweezers, a small mirror and a reclining chair with a table lamp close by. Stick something good on the telly and pluck away............I promise you it is nothing like plucking your eyebrows - now that flippin hurts!
As I said before, it is the smoothest sexiest finish to your sexy bits and absolutely no itching as there are no sharp regrowth hairs.
Have fun!
That was hilarious.
Mr. 39 has taken to wearing a very tight pair of jogging bottoms whilst doing some building work at home. We had unexpected family guests last weekend and her eyes nearly popped out of her head.
She said thank god she is a lesbian............
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a wedding dress designer/maker redface surprisedops: (cant sew or draw to save me life so it really is and only ever be a dream)
or a Wedding planner - making someones big day run perfectly and making them the happiest people alive on that very day must be so fulfilling (imo)

I started off as a Wedding Designer which progressed into me making wedding cakes and, as I trained as a florist, bridal floristy.
I am just having a year off from Wedding Planning as it is such hard work, Tan but, as you said, totally fulfilling and wonderful.
Now dipping my toes into the world of corsetry and fetish wear..............but my dream job??
How about fluffer, :shock: :shock:
This happened this afternoon......
Hot sunshine, men working in the back garden digging and stuff.............break I said, wary of sunstroke.
I gave each of them a fab ice lolly (they had a drink too). Then I was asked why I didnt have one. I said I only like magnums................oh you like big ones they said...................perverts!
What is a good relationship?
I cant comment on what makes a good relationship, but as to what makes a fantastic relationship then that is easy.................pure love.
Missionary position sex..................
thats a joke for those who are oblivious to my sense of humour!
Im spoilt as my hubby is just a true romantic in a million ways which is one of the things that makes our relationship so special.
The trouble is today is that many women want their cake and eat it. You may say that is quite right and equality is everything. The point is that sometimes men are just confused about how they should act because of the negative response, so they just give up trying.
On the other hand though, how many women do romantic stuff for their male partners/lovers/boyfriends? For me, romance is a two way street.
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'I thought he was incredibly sexy, have never met anyone like him. I think your gorgeous too, loads of fun and funny and wicked!!'
.................maybe it was a wrong number :twisted:

That was mine from months ago :shock:
:giggle:
Nope definitely not you Sassy lol
We have been wicked with this sexy lady and she had more than just coffee hee hee............
'I thought he was incredibly sexy, have never met anyone like him. I think your gorgeous too, loads of fun and funny and wicked!!'
.................maybe it was a wrong number :twisted:
No, I dont think anyone enjoys being abused against their will. Violence isnt acceptable in any shape or form in any relationship.
Yes, some people enjoy pain with sex but that can be anything from a quick spank to more extreme practices. If you are talking of sexual pain or pain given to heighten sexual excitement, then the pain is relative to that person. Everyone has a different pain threshold. It interests me that many people just focus on the element of pain in BDSM and not on the erotic, sensual, sexually fulfilling side of it. Interesting.
No one that I know or whom I have come into contact with has misused the trust placed in them as a Dom or Domme. Mutual respect plays a massive part in this type of scenario.
Dometic violence and sexual role play are worlds apart.
This subject has just reminded me of an occasion when I questioned the profile of a 'member'.
Without naming names he was professing to own a weapon of a certain size and this was part of his profile name.
Just being curious, you understand, I asked the young man if he indeed was carrying that much of his person in his trousers..........
Yes he said.
Ok I said, give us a look then............being a cheeky woman and kind of taking advantage of the young lad and the MILF fantasy :twisted: You show me yours and I will show you mine :shock:
Oh he said, then owned up to only having a man hood of considerably smaller proportions but would you still like to see it? Obviously I declined as that would have been taking advantage of him in a time of emotional crisis biggrin
People use profile names and descriptions in many ways. I thought this young man was honourable but just misguided in his use of quoted inches........disappointment will no doubt shadow his time here, but you never know do you.
I didnt report him under the Trade Descriptions Act (this bit is a joke obviously!!)
Hi Lost
I have been lacking of showing myself in the chat rooms lately - just been busy trying to get a new idea off the ground which means I work from home.
However, having just been to the bristol social, I realised how much I have missed chatting to all the lovely people in there and am now making an effort to get in more.
My favourite time of the day is probably early evening. Possibly just because that is when I have finished work and before 'him indoors' gets home. So its a kind of chat with mates thing.
I do love a perve in the evenings quite late, if I can stay awake biggrin
Amazing what you can see on cam in the twilight hours!!
Hey Sassy
A little bit of something naughty now and again does you good biggrin
Ask for a repeat performance.........
Hi Donna
Sorry to hear things are so pants for you at the moment.
I would say change your job first and make sure you have some money behind you. At least whilst you are in work you are away from your lodgings instead of being stuck in your room feeling rubbish.
Then when you are sorted there, look for somewhere new to live.
Unfortunately it means putting up with a bad situation (ie living somewhere you are not happy) for a small amount of time, but you will benefit all round in the long run.
And hey, once you have moved you can have a party and invite all us nice people who gave you advice :twisted:
We joined up initially for a bit of a perve.......we have found that SH is a fun place with lots of fun people and have made many friends during our time here.
As for sex, well i couldnt possibly say - we are far too discrete biggrin :D :D
I suppose for us, we are lucky to already have done alot of naughty stuff with a particularly special friend outside of the site. Needless to say we have very high sex drives and welcome contact from others like us.
First of all we social people and so anyone we meet here has to become a friend before we do anything anyway. Everyone is different in their approach. This is what works best for us.
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But it is courteous neutral

It is indeed, I just wouldn't think any worse of people because they hadn't said thanks on forum.
I would, but then Im a b**ch :shock:
Agreed Lost.
Whilst some folks never venture into the forums, it would be nice if a few more people did so after such an occasion.
Social graces (yeh I know its a pun) are sadly on the decline these days and good manners are still free, so I hear
oh sorry wont post........I thought this thread was about having sex twice in row :shock:
Q. How do you feel when the sun shines?
A. Give me a moment and I will go outside in the sunshine, strip off and give myself a good feel and let you know later..........................
ps. Its just starting raining, do you still want me to do it? :shock:
After last nights Bristol social I have lots of secrets..........but Im not telling discretion is my middle name................
and anyway, I may need them to blackmail people into doing dirty disgusting things with me sometime in the future.................. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Thanks for all the hard work Somerset Couple and to Anais too for the afternoon drinkathon (oops I think I mean Pre Social Drinkies biggrin )
We tried to persuade one of the members in the afternoon (naming no names, but who wiggles things a lot) that he would make a fantastic stripagram for the young ladies having a hen party.......but they looked so innocent, we just couldnt do it!
Had a brilliant time in the evening and chatted to lots of people and smacked a few bums (naming no names, but hey Sam got any fingerprints?? :shock: )
Indepth conversations went on about different types of machinery that can be kept under the bed(oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh errrrrrrrrrr-wont go into details!!)
Well Im ready for the next one, they are just so much fun. Thank you xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Thank you Anais, you were fab! Thanks for all the introductions to people we hadnt already met.
Really enjoyed the relaxed chatting.
Hope to see you again soon. Take care and big hugs from us two xxx
A huge thank you from us to the Somers xxx
We had a fantastic time and really enjoyed meeting up with loads of fantastic people. We have made some new friens and reaquainted with old friends too.
Would really love to attend the next one pretty please
Mistress_39 and hubby
Hi Anais
Its probably a bit late in the day (or quite early as its only lol) but if you read this in time, is it possible to add us to the pre munch drinkies?
Mistress and Mr M_39
xxx