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Mistress_39
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 62
Straight Male, 64
UK

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Quote by H-x
I have quite a dark taste in porn, most of my collection is a bit close to being illegal these days redface
It would seem I'm in a minority in liking gagging cum shots and facials, ho hum - each to thier own lol
H.x

Um think we share the same kind of tastes H.x :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: (Call me if your in Bristol sometime lol)
Im not into storyline porn anything trying to be 'tasteful' I suppose I just like full on, naughty sex biggrin
Mrs M
mmmmm skirt on, seemed stockings and knickers down to the knees,,,,,,,now that is naughty wink
Quote by A+D
makes my back tingle - all we gotta do is work out where's the best place to put the tabs! If I dont get it right, I reckon she'll label me as a pervert (which I am lol) and never believe me ever again :shock:
I'm still trawling the net....

oops that must mean Im a pervert then biggrin cos I have got an electro stim machine which I must admit is especially for using on your naughty bits :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
**note to self**
read banghead the :banghead: forums :banghead: before :banghead: working :banghead: extra :banghead: shift!! :banghead:
:doh:

Sassy you naughty woman! You really need to take some time off.......hee hee
Quote by dekntan
surely it be better for her to have them bitten rather ten to mutulate such a nice part of her body

U ever had your nipples bitten :eeek:
Well said Tan!
Me and Mr M, frequent a cafe in our area as often as 3 times a week, work permitting to relax and take in the view wink and people watch.
We know all the staff and even have our own special seat.......well me and Mr M did meet in a coffee shop all those years ago so its kinda romantic as well as being an excuse to perve.....
You know how its rude to talk about people behind their back whilst in the same room......well, we have developed a code biggrin :D :D Fantastic way of saying "he/she is hot" or "he/she is not" (and a lot of other things which I couldnt possibly own up to) as the case may be, without hurting anyones feelings if they accidentally overheard us.
Also Mr M has no problem with saying hi to complete strangers and engaging them in conversation. So much so that we have actually made 1 or 2 friends (yes of the intimate variety!!!!) this way.
Imagine two grown men (um im talking firework theme before you start imagining all sorts of perverted filth!)........two men, early 40s, one 6ft 5 and the other 6ft 8 tall organising a family firework party.......
Now imagine these two with sparklers in their hands in the garden trying to recreate the olympic rings.........talk about regression...... biggrin
Quote by Hungrypussy69
Tears in Heaven by Eric Clapton.
The very first line brings tears to my eyes.

This was No 1 the month my little boy passed away so it makes me howl....
Hi there
Looking for another bi female (pref a little submissive) to make up a foursome with 2bifems and 1 male.
If you fancy some raunchy, sexy fun then drop us a pm.
We are in the Bristol area and, of course, happy to accomodate.
This is for Tuesday 6th Nov.
Thanks for reading this.
When I was a kid, my father was in the forces and spent lots of time working abroad. On this occasion i thought he was still away in Cyprus but had returned early and my mother decided not to tell us to surprise us.
I think the surprise was on me!
At the age of 12, I ran home, desperate for a wee having not wished to use the facilities at school (yuk!) ran straight up the stairs, pulling my knickers down in mid flight.....flung the bathroom door open, plonked myself on the loo and let out a huge "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" with relief (Yes you all know that feeling).........I glanced to my right to see my father sitting wide eyed in a bubble bath - I screamed, he yelled, then i legged it to my bedroom and shut the door for about 4hours in horrified embarrassment.
Now i never enter a loo with a closed door without knocking....lesson learned...
I have a friend who has hers cross pierced. Apparently when she got them pierced the first time, she had a huge orgasm.......so a while after, she decided to have them done again and the same thing happened.
Quote by Calista
Good news today ...
Morbius, his ex and daughter went to Sheffield today to meet the consultant re the next stage of treatment, which is the start of the Bone Marrow Transplant.
The best news we could be given this side of christmas is .....

They have a match!
All being well with the donor they will start the treatment at the end of November!
:thrilled:
Cali xxxxx

Cali and Morbius lots of heartfelt hugs and kisses from someone who was once where you are now........I told you i had everything crossed Calista!!!!
Ps Can i uncross them now please cos i have lost all feeling in my toes..... biggrin
Quote by anais
Hi Anais
Can we get ourselves on the provisional list please?
Somers has put us on this list now after overlooking us lol.
many thanks
Hoping like Ox couple that we can come...

lol sorry xxx
You most certainly can be Mistress_39, be lovely to meet you...:smile:
Sorry I haven't replied to you before now kiss
Oh goody, thank you so much Anais........will be great to meet you too passionkiss
Quote by Marya_Northeast
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Also weird to us is single male adverts which sometimes say "looking to meet bi woman" why? What can a bi woman do for a man that a straight one can't?

TUT TUT!!! Why, she's gonna bring her incredibly bi female friend, of course!
You really should know this by now! wink
And of course the two woman need a real man to show them what real lurvvvve is.....call me a cynic....go on......dare ya :twisted:
Quote by Lost
Do you think that maybe somewhere somehow sometime that swinging is a substitute for a 'decent' hobby ? wink

Nope! lol
Although hobbies do tend to fill up the spare room of the home.....oh theres a thought.......a room filled with SH hobbyists....mmmmmmmmm
Yes they should be allowed to advertise.
If it makes people think, bring the topics up for discussion with our children (as painful as that may be) and yes, makes us feel guilty, then they have succeeded in their advertising.
From a personal point of view, the childrens cancer charity appeals on television have been acceptable. The truth of what the reality is with a child with cancer is far more horrific.
An interesting thread Lost and one that will make people who have read this think everytime those ads come on!
Mistress
can we ever have enough shoes or is it just me :twisted: rolleyes :roll:
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No we can never have enough shoes..........or boots......thigh length..............oh someone stop me redface
I dont go on cam too often simply because i like to be elusive.....lol
I think if someone recognised me then i would simply say they were mistaken.....after all if they are nice they will get the message and respect your privacy. If they are not so nice, then who cares what they think.
Also having a partner who is 6ft 5 tall, massive muscles and ex door security staff helps enormously....
Hi Anais
Can we get ourselves on the provisional list please?
Somers has put us on this list now after overlooking us lol.
many thanks
Hoping like Ox couple that we can come...
Quote by somersetcouple
Hi Somersetcouple
Dont suppose i could ask if you would be able to place us on the reserve list incase some of the peeps on the main list pull out - so to speak....lol
Work commitments initially meant we would be in usa in November but we are now free.
Many thanks
Mistress_39 (Mr & Mrs)

Just wondering if we have been added to reserve list cos no one has told us yet lol.?
Thanks you
ello
sorry about the delay. yes you have been added to the reserve list xxx
Thank you so much Somers xxx We are keeping everything crossed just like 0x-couple lol
Mistress( & Mr)
Quote by louise_and_joe
Mistress_39, thank you for your comments and im so sorry to hear of the loss of your son too kiss
Just wanted to say thanks for the comments and pm's. Im afraid I cant respond just yet to all of the comments made but my heads having a hard job taking it all in. Although some very sound advice coming through from you wonderful people yet again. Thank you :kiss:
Louise xx

Thank you for your kind words Louise. If you ever need to speak in more detail please feel free to private mail me and I will do all i can to help.
xxx
Hi louise
So sorry to hear of your sad news.
I lost my son at the age of 5 1/2 to cancer and had a similar dilemma to face when we had to decide what to tell his brother, then aged 7 1/2. We were told my younger son was terminal (a phrase which I hate to use, but unfortunately thats what it is) and only a few months to live. He at this point was running round playing and seemingly healthy to unknowing onlookers.
We told my eldest son, as best we could, as we felt that maybe if we put it off, the time would suddenly be upon us and he would be desperately confused.
As difficult as this was, it allowed us all to be open with our love, feelings and sadness.
Everyone is different. You should do what you feel is best as your childrens mother. No one knows them as you do.
The only other advise i can give is to contact a cancer charity and ask if they have any help that they can give to you. Locally to us it was the CLIC Sargent charity who we leant on and who always gave us wonderful support.
Best wishes to you and your family Louise and just remember to tell your special person that they are much loved. you can never say it enough times.
XXX
Quote by Mistress_39
Hi Somersetcouple
Dont suppose i could ask if you would be able to place us on the reserve list incase some of the peeps on the main list pull out - so to speak....lol
Work commitments initially meant we would be in usa in November but we are now free.
Many thanks
Mistress_39 (Mr & Mrs)

Just wondering if we have been added to reserve list cos no one has told us yet lol.?
Thanks you
true, but this way, you don't have to move, just lean over and . . . . lick !! :grin:
Yeh, but could be emarrassing if you are still in the queue at the supermarket :twisted:
Years ago when I was on my own and discovering the joys of having a f...buddy, we decided to involve another male and chatted about it, before eventually putting a post on a website. My buddy owned his own business btw.
It just happened that i chose one of the guys who had responded as he seemed to best fit what we were looking for at the time. I spoke to my buddy on the phone who said yeh go ahead swap pics.... Well to cut a long story short it turned out that the guy was one of his employees who sent us an "oh i deffo know one of you!"
He also knew my buddys girlfriend, and knew that i wasnt her lol!
Well we decided the simplist way was to just be honest and he approached him man to man and just said lets just be discrete and forget it happened.
We did....although it still makes me smile now, many years later.
Quote by westerross
Definitely good fantasy material but when it comes down to it I would start answering back. confused

:twisted: Not with a ball gag in yer mouth!!!
(oh golly where did that come from, i deffo have a wicked side.............)
Mistress
Hello there
Just a quicky from a woman (not looking for any males here, this is just for info only lol) who has enjoyed being Domme in the bedroom, maybe more than once :twisted:
Its sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much fun
There are other websites which are dedicated to various aspects of D/s, roleplay, BDSM, S&M but I have always found friends on SH who have similar interests to myself.
Just be friendly, talk to people(there are some specialist chatrooms or set up one yourself!) have fun and Im sure once people get to know you, you will find out everything you want to know.
Good luck
Mistress
I live in hope that i might get grown ups outside our house playing with their balls...........but then i would be accused of being some kind of pervert :twisted: ...................................maybe its the pet alligator in the front garden pond thats putting them off........