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Mmmaybe
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female
0 miles · South Yorkshire
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:DQuote by leprechaun
and not 1 feckin mention of my pics or any asks for me to come do pics of other pussies lol
oh well lol
ps clyde is a lovely pussy
You're right - how remiss of us.
I am very impressed with your pussy-rehabilitation dedication, attention to pussy-stroking and your incredible positioning in trying to catch the pussy at its best and you can photograph my pussy any day.
That better?
Quote by noladreams30
Not sure if it's a weird coincidence or just plain weird but I had a skin tag removed from my neck a couple of months ago and I told my mum about it. My dad has one in exactly the same place and both my mum and dad and me have another under our right arm. My mum informed me that my dad also had one at his groin... right in the crease of his leg. I have one there too! :shock: I manage to catch it and make it bleed every time I shave!
Anyway, she then proceeded to tell me that he got fed up with it rubbing when he was on his bike so he cut it off! :shock:
The next time I shaved... mine is gone. Completely disappeared. No mark, no scar, no nothing.
That's just plain weird! :undecided:
:shock: Now that is weird.
It is weird. but something similar happened to my sister. My sister and aunt had moles in many of the same places, including one under the breast which bothered them both. My aunt had hers removed - another one appeared on the opposite side a while later. But my sister's one disappeared at the same time - and a new one later grew where my aunt's new one was!
Strange forces at work out there...
Mind you, I like this idea of surgery by proxy!
Quote by westerross
Neatly trimmed not shaved for me - nothing worse than bristle-burns on the chin! Except maybe pubes between the teeth.
How do you get bristle burns from something that is as smooth as a baby's bottom? (Well....as smooth as a wrinkled prune then
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Good point. I'm obviously thinking more of half a day or a day later when it all starts growing back. And I've never met a perfectly smooth shave - willing to keep testing though!
Quote by Resonance
I usually dress up as Darth Vader, complete with pink lightsaber, and have the name of our guest henna tattooed along the length of my erect phallus (provided it is no longer than three letters). I then perform a variety of semi-naked exotic dances, each more stranger and provocative than the last before I finish by nervously farting the national anthem.
As for sexy meets, I do something embarrassing on them that I wouldn't want to make public.
(Edited : Reason : Crap spelling)
Now the tattooing thing - very interesting idea - helps with the declining memory as well. "Oh, oh, oh.. Dir..!!" How long does the henna last? Do you have to keep tattooing round in circles and then over your bollocks, or are you considerate and discreet and allow each tattoo to fade into antiquity before the next is applied?
It's not the national anthem, but you might like this nice manly ringtone for when meeting in public.
Quote by Dirtygirly
Anyone turned on by PJ's?! :giggle:
Stripy, or with little cutesy animals on them?
Both?! :giggle:
Stripy please. Never mix your stipes with your pink eflunts. For goodness sakes girl, who is your bedroom fashion consultant??!
I wouldn't wear my favourite, greying, holey up-to-the-armpit thermals on a first meet but do need to feel comfortable in myself. Like Steve says, if I'm not at ease/relaxed then the meeting probably won't be either.
Never been a 'girlie girl' and you wouldn't catch me in stockings etc. And I gave up trying to pretend for others' sakes years ago. But I do like to know there's something nice under there to be removed if I'm meeting someone - even if I have no intention of doing any removing that day! Makes me feel sexier which makes the 'energy' work well - and you never know...
Quote by fluff_n_stuff
My pussy's over there
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She's called Amy, is a very effective morning alarm cat, but has learned from experience when to stay out of the bedroom! And I value my skin too much to ever try to put her in a sweater -who thinks of those things?
Clyde looks like a fine addition to a household
I thought your avatar was one of those optical illusion things and was a face! 
Am now going to spend the remains of the morning squinting at avatar inventing new interpretations of it. On the subject of avatars, can we have your lovely bottom back....? Pretty please?
I briefly joined with someone in late 2006 but only as a free member to peek and never posted or replied to ads - was one of those blank profiles. Been browsing the forums and stories since then but took the plunge last November to sign up with a proper account. Have barely done a stroke of work since! Please will someone confiscate my modem....? Please? But not permanently, cos this is a Good Place full of great people and I love it
Last year I swapped a series of characterful but unreliable elderly motorbikes for a completely adrenaline-free Corsa. Am missing that lovely feel of something powerful between the thighs but am still completely in awe of a machine that starts on demand without negotiation, flowers or a date with the RAC.
