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Mr_D_and_HotTart
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 57
Bisexual Female, 62
0 miles · Hereford and Worcester
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Am I the only one who was a little bemused by the title of the 'women wanking' thread? My sheltered upbringing that leads me to think that to wank, you need a penis, and that thread should have been called the 'women frigging' thread,
Is there something non-PC about the word frig these days, or am I just an old fuddy-duddy who doesn't know what's hip with da kids? Please enlighten me!
Is there something non-PC about the word frig these days, or am I just an old fuddy-duddy who doesn't know what's hip with da kids? Please enlighten me!
Quote by johneboy
Faces do it for me, and so for all aficionados of this , I present
as a good 3 minutes viewing, and also it's source material,
- works for me. Maybe an SH 'agony' compilation could be in the offing???
Japes
Top drawer :bounce:
Bugger, only one free sample though
There's was a 3Gb torrent of all the female ones on Empornium yesterday... I won't link to or explain further ias I don't know if a link to a (free) site that endorses piracy would go down well with the mods, but if you have an Empornium account you should be able to search for it.
I'm on a roll now!...
Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth?
Swinging Heaven is a place on earth
They say in Heaven girls cum first
We'll make Heaven a place on earth
Swinging Heaven is a place on earth
When the night falls down
I wait for you
And you come on-line
And the world's alive
With the sound of clicking
On the keyboard top
When you walk into the munch
You pull me close and we start to move
And we're spinning with the stars above
And you lift me up in a wave of posts...
Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth?
Swinging heaven is a place on earth
They say in heaven girls cum first
We'll make heaven a place on earth
Ooh heaven is a place on earth
When I feel alone
I PM for you
And you bring me home
When I'm lost at the PC
I see your post
And it carries me...
In this world we're just beginning
To understand the miracle of swinging
Baby I was afraid before
But I'm not afraid anymore
Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth?
Swinging heaven is a place on earth
They say in heaven girls cum first!
We'll make heaven a place on earth
Ooh heaven is a place on earth
In this world we're just beginning
To understand the miracle of swinging
Baby I was afraid before
But I'm not afraid anymore
Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth?
Swinging Heaven is a place on earth
They say in heaven girls cum first!
We'll make heaven a place on earth
Swinging Heaven is a place on earth
Swinging Heaven is a place on earth
Swinging Heaven is a place on earth
Swinging Heaven is a place on earth
Swinging Heaven is a place on earth
Swinging Heaven is a place on earth
Swinging Heaven is a place on earth
Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth?
Swinging Heaven is a place on earth
They say in Heaven girls cum first
We'll make Heaven a place on earth
Swinging Heaven is a place on earth
When the night falls down
I wait for you
And you come on-line
And the world's alive
With the sound of clicking
On the keyboard top
When you walk into the munch
You pull me close and we start to move
And we're spinning with the stars above
And you lift me up in a wave of posts...
Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth?
Swinging heaven is a place on earth
They say in heaven girls cum first
We'll make heaven a place on earth
Ooh heaven is a place on earth
When I feel alone
I PM for you
And you bring me home
When I'm lost at the PC
I see your post
And it carries me...
In this world we're just beginning
To understand the miracle of swinging
Baby I was afraid before
But I'm not afraid anymore
Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth?
Swinging heaven is a place on earth
They say in heaven girls cum first!
We'll make heaven a place on earth
Ooh heaven is a place on earth
In this world we're just beginning
To understand the miracle of swinging
Baby I was afraid before
But I'm not afraid anymore
Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth?
Swinging Heaven is a place on earth
They say in heaven girls cum first!
We'll make heaven a place on earth
Swinging Heaven is a place on earth
Swinging Heaven is a place on earth
Swinging Heaven is a place on earth
Swinging Heaven is a place on earth
Swinging Heaven is a place on earth
Swinging Heaven is a place on earth
Swinging Heaven is a place on earth
Or...
Swing low, sweet munching lot
Cumming when I take you home
I looked over Forums and what did I see,
Cumming when I take you home
A band of Munchers comin' after me,
Cumming when I take you home
Swing low, sweet munching lot
Cumming when I take you home
If you get there before I do,
Cumming when I take you home
Just tell my friends that they can come too!
Cumming when I take you home
Swing low, sweet munching lot
Cumming when I take you home
It's sometimes up and sometimes down!
Cumming when I take you home
But still my soul's Swinging Heaven bound
Cumming when I take you home
Swing low, sweet munching lot
Cumming when I take you home
I looked over Forums and what did I see,
Cumming when I take you home
A band of Munchers comin' after me,
Cumming when I take you home
Swing low, sweet munching lot
Cumming when I take you home
If you get there before I do,
Cumming when I take you home
Just tell my friends that they can come too!
Cumming when I take you home
Swing low, sweet munching lot
Cumming when I take you home
It's sometimes up and sometimes down!
Cumming when I take you home
But still my soul's Swinging Heaven bound
Cumming when I take you home
Or if Tina's not your style...
Now I'm the king of the swingers
Oh, the forum VIP
I've reached the top and had to stop
And that's what botherin' me
I wanna be a mod, mancub
And stroll right into town
And be just like the other mods
I'm tired of monkeyin' around!
Oh, oobee doo
I wanna shag like you
I wanna fuck like you
Talk like you, too
You'll see it's true
A serial PMer like me
Can learn to be human too
Gee, cousin Louie
You're doin' real good
Now here's your part of the deal, cuz
Lay the secret on me of woman's red fire
Now don't try to kid me, forum
I made a deal with you
What I desire is woman's red fire
To make my dream come true
Give me the secret, forum
Clue me what to do
Give me the power of woman's red flower
So I can be like you
You!
I wanna shag like you
I wanna fuck like you
Walk like DB, too
You'll see it's true
Someone like me
Can learn to be
Like someone like me
Can learn to be
Like someone like you
Can learn to be
Like someone who will shag me!
Now I'm the king of the swingers
Oh, the forum VIP
I've reached the top and had to stop
And that's what botherin' me
I wanna be a mod, mancub
And stroll right into town
And be just like the other mods
I'm tired of monkeyin' around!
Oh, oobee doo
I wanna shag like you
I wanna fuck like you
Talk like you, too
You'll see it's true
A serial PMer like me
Can learn to be human too
Gee, cousin Louie
You're doin' real good
Now here's your part of the deal, cuz
Lay the secret on me of woman's red fire
Now don't try to kid me, forum
I made a deal with you
What I desire is woman's red fire
To make my dream come true
Give me the secret, forum
Clue me what to do
Give me the power of woman's red flower
So I can be like you
You!
I wanna shag like you
I wanna fuck like you
Walk like DB, too
You'll see it's true
Someone like me
Can learn to be
Like someone like me
Can learn to be
Like someone like you
Can learn to be
Like someone who will shag me!
I see it as a raising of standards. Finally, someone has come out and admitted they masturbate, and have the openness, self confidence and broad-mindedness not to be put off doing it on national TV if they felt like it. The world would be a much better place if things like this were not controvertial!
NTL are currently threatening to disconnect me if I don't immediately pay my line rental for this month. I wonder how this will affect me, given that I left NTL 4 months ago? They really are the absolute scum of the earth. I'm considering going to the police and making a complaint about attempted theft if they keep sending me bills.
Quote by Ice Pie
... I can't comment without knowing:
What time was it broadcast?
How explicit was it?
Did she know she was on air?
Was ample warning given to parents so they could decide whether their children should see it?
To answer those in order:
It was the last part of a show that went out from 9pm to 10pm
She announced her intentions, and we saw her lie down in the garden and point the bottle in the relevant direction, then the view cut away to the look of utter incredulty on the face of Anthony, one of the other contestants.
Yes, the contestants are filmed 24/7.
and the shows are always preceeded by a warning that they contain explicit content and swearing, I don't know if this show's warning was any stronger than usual as I missed the start... as for 'ample', that's in the eye of the beholder!
I know that TV shows are not really the sort of thing we talk about here in the Cafe, but what just happened on Big Brother is probably a very a big moment in influencing the public's attitudes towards sexual freedom, and I think it deserves some discussion here, where the openminded people are!
For those of you that missed it, Kinga (to put it bluntly) fucked herself with a wine bottle. On national TV.
Did she just take a big step towards public recognition that maturbation is a natural, commonplace and fun thing, or did she spark off a 'moral' backlash that will put our society back by many years?
For those of you that missed it, Kinga (to put it bluntly) fucked herself with a wine bottle. On national TV.
Did she just take a big step towards public recognition that maturbation is a natural, commonplace and fun thing, or did she spark off a 'moral' backlash that will put our society back by many years?
