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Mr_D_and_HotTart
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 57
Bisexual Female, 62
0 miles · Hereford and Worcester
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Quote by Ice Pie
That would be "Multi Level Marketing". It's not illegal because the product is technically the same price all the way down the chain...
Hence my use of single quotes round the phrase 'pyramid scheme' - it is technically legal. It's more their claim to have been going for 5 years I'm more concerned about.
Quote by Ice Pie
1,024 schmucks end up with a barrell each of slightly contaminated water that they can't sell.
Might I interest sir in some fine homeopathic remedies?
The one-line answer is 'boot from knoppix and disinfect from there". The bad news is that this is NOT the sort of thing that I would recommend trying yourself is you are anything less than supremely confident in your mastery of all things PC and have at least a passing accquaintence with Linux. Owning a PC that's so ruined it opens an IE window of junk every 2 seconds probably means you don't fit into this category! If you have a friendly local geek, ask him to come round and rescue your holiday snaps by "booting from knoppix and disinfecting from there". It shouldn't take long, and everything will be safe when it's done.
It's almost impossible for it to be SH, it's far, far more likely to be a weakness in whatever version of Windows you are using, there are known ways of remotely infecting every version except possibly the latest WinXp with all the service packs and security updates - and even that's only a matter of time.
I have to say don't bother unless you're a farmer. Petrol prices are only going to go up, so lugging around an extra axel's worth of drive in a big box that's about as aerodynamic as a brick on knobbly uncomfortable tyres strikes me as a pretty stupid move. I'd stick with the S-class if I were you!
:Being a 'try anything once... then try it again just to be sure' type, I've given this a go a few times. Usually it's great, but do be warned that it's sometimes difficult to deliver a 'safe word' vaginally, and resorting to physically launching a member of the opposite sex across the room in order to breathe isn't necessarily the most romantic gesture known to man.
While I'm not quite sure why anyone would want to be a mod for a day, as it looks like a lot of hard work slogging through the trolls and photo ad abusers, I'd say Tattyxpx has the right balance of skills to control the rabble, which she has ably proved in the chatroom.... of course we'd need to send one of the chatphobic forum mods over to the chatroom to take her place, which could be highly entertaining!
With flattery...
"I'm sorry I only go for the BBW type"
"I'm sorry, I prefer older women"
"I'm sorry, I get too nervous around really beautiful women"
With incompatibility...
"Wow, you're interested? You don't look the watersports type to me, I'll just go drink 6 pints then we'll get started!* "
or as a last resort...
"Either you are the most convincing TV I've ever met, or you are not exactly, 'equipped' for what I had in mind, darling" **
* The 'drinking 6 pints' method of saying no is not always successful.
** If you have got to this stage, be sure to check the room carefully for old, overweight, beautiful but unconvincing TVs who smell of weewee first.
"I'm sorry I only go for the BBW type"
"I'm sorry, I prefer older women"
"I'm sorry, I get too nervous around really beautiful women"
With incompatibility...
"Wow, you're interested? You don't look the watersports type to me, I'll just go drink 6 pints then we'll get started!* "
or as a last resort...
"Either you are the most convincing TV I've ever met, or you are not exactly, 'equipped' for what I had in mind, darling" **
* The 'drinking 6 pints' method of saying no is not always successful.
** If you have got to this stage, be sure to check the room carefully for old, overweight, beautiful but unconvincing TVs who smell of weewee first.
One of my oddest cybering sessions started off with a little light spanking, but doing the usual thing of picking up on what the other person hints att quickly swerved off in this direction and eventually ended up with me (textually) jumping up and down on the other party while wearing spiked football boots and breaking all their ribs, which seemed to have the desired effect, but I have to say didn't do all that much for me!
