Nice quiz, a pity it's stolen from
Here's the original, plus lots of others
I think 'man milk or moo milk' might be more our sort of thing :twisted:
I stiil think we should have fininshed the job properly in 1991, when Saddam clearly did have weapons of mass destruction and invaded Kuwait with them, at least back then we had a good excuse to pile in and take the oil, and we'd have saved a lot of kurds from being tortured to death too.
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Would you like to 'go large' for an extra 30p?
When we reached the great pennine ice sheet, we had to abandon the car and switch to huskies and a sled!
Count me in please - could do with something local after that trek to the North East!
Ok, heres a real link to 3 Way Grids
I always thought you had to have a vat of tar?
Why stop at wearing just one?
This isn't a shit site, this is a shit site!
Yes to the ladies, and No to the men... hang on a sec, you are asking about wearing white stilettos aren't you?
I've not really had much use for Latin, apart from getting a slightly bigger laugh out of the "Romanes Aeunt Domus? What's that supposed to mean?" bit of Monty Python's Life of Brian that I might have otherwise.
Religious Studies was a complete wash-out too.
Well, that rather depends... does Mrs McTavish own a whip and a leather corset?
Can me & Hornyoldtart come too?
Not quite what I was expecting this thread to be about!
Fully clothed bukkake session - make a pattern of it! Sorted!
Recommended System Needed for Vista:
256Mb Graphics card
2Gb Ram
NCQ SATA Hard Drive (none of these exist yet)
HDCP Compliant Monitor (none of there exist yet)
and that's just to run the operating system... not to actually have programs running too!
from 's library of internet chat quotes:
> Mike3285: wtf is a palindrome
> MaroonSand: no its not dude
Thanks for a very interesting and thought provoking post, lusty_modesty.
I find myself drawn to your use of the words 'love' and 'sex', you seem to use the two almost interchangably at times, which makes me think the swinging lifestyle might not be right for you. If participating in swinging was to help rather than hinder your marriage, you would both have to be very confident that the swinging was there to fulfill your need for sex, and your marriage was there to fulfill your need for love. Before comitting to anything here, I think you should think long and hard about what it is that you are looking for, casual, meaningless (but very good!) sex or 'Love' with a capital "L".
I'm not about to offer much advice about Love, apart from pointing out the obvious fact that this probably isn't the best place in the world to be looking for it, but as for sex - you're certainly in the right place for that - the whole cornucopia from chaste story-reading right through to the dirtiest perversions are on offer here, to those with the patience to get to know people. If you choose to stick around on the forums and you decide that you are here only for open-minded banter and not for what we euphemistically call 'play', that will be fine with us too. Rule number 2 here (right behind 'no means no') is 'respect people's limits' - and if your limit is the occasional forum post and no more, then so be it.
Welcome aboard!
People with more than 9 items. Enough said.
Great, now I've got that bloody Fast Food Rockers song going throught my head! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGH!!!!!