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Mr_D_and_HotTart
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 57
Bisexual Female, 62
0 miles · Hereford and Worcester

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Nice quiz, a pity it's stolen from
Here's the original, plus lots of others
I think 'man milk or moo milk' might be more our sort of thing :twisted:
I stiil think we should have fininshed the job properly in 1991, when Saddam clearly did have weapons of mass destruction and invaded Kuwait with them, at least back then we had a good excuse to pile in and take the oil, and we'd have saved a lot of kurds from being tortured to death too.
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When we reached the great pennine ice sheet, we had to abandon the car and switch to huskies and a sled!
Another one of the late posters, having only just recovered from the journey. Thanks to Sean for organising another great event where everyone was happy, friendly and chatty, although if I might be so bold as to make a suggestion, if you are holding another one in that area, perhaps it should be called the "North, North,a lot more North, then a bit further North, oh and a little bit East Munch", to stop us geographically challenged southerners thinking "North East Munch?" can't be much further than the "North West Munch"!
So, without naming names, thanks to those who made me smile biggrin (which I think was everyone), to the people who provided a team of huskies and a sled from base camp to the pole... no wait, it was a Toyota, wasn't it? Oh well, here's to the next one, and to seeing new friends again.
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are you getting this message not sure if we are doing this right.

I can just about hear you, please type louder!
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Seriously though, welcome aboard, I hope you find whatever you are looking for smile
:high-smile: :high-smile: :high-smile: HAPPY BIRTHDAY :high-smile: :high-smile: :high-smile:
... and may I wish you many happy returns to being 21! biggrin
Yes to the ladies, and No to the men... hang on a sec, you are asking about wearing white stilettos aren't you?
I've not really had much use for Latin, apart from getting a slightly bigger laugh out of the "Romanes Aeunt Domus? What's that supposed to mean?" bit of Monty Python's Life of Brian that I might have otherwise.
Religious Studies was a complete wash-out too.
Thanks to Bluexxx and Denise for another great evening, I'm just about recovered enough to type now biggrin
Great to meet up with friends old and new, time flew so fast I didn't get to chat to everyone. but there's always the next time... speaking of which :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Recommended System Needed for Vista:
256Mb Graphics card
2Gb Ram
NCQ SATA Hard Drive (none of these exist yet)
HDCP Compliant Monitor (none of there exist yet)
and that's just to run the operating system... not to actually have programs running too!
Thanks for a very interesting and thought provoking post, lusty_modesty.
I find myself drawn to your use of the words 'love' and 'sex', you seem to use the two almost interchangably at times, which makes me think the swinging lifestyle might not be right for you. If participating in swinging was to help rather than hinder your marriage, you would both have to be very confident that the swinging was there to fulfill your need for sex, and your marriage was there to fulfill your need for love. Before comitting to anything here, I think you should think long and hard about what it is that you are looking for, casual, meaningless (but very good!) sex or 'Love' with a capital "L".
I'm not about to offer much advice about Love, apart from pointing out the obvious fact that this probably isn't the best place in the world to be looking for it, but as for sex - you're certainly in the right place for that - the whole cornucopia from chaste story-reading right through to the dirtiest perversions are on offer here, to those with the patience to get to know people. If you choose to stick around on the forums and you decide that you are here only for open-minded banter and not for what we euphemistically call 'play', that will be fine with us too. Rule number 2 here (right behind 'no means no') is 'respect people's limits' - and if your limit is the occasional forum post and no more, then so be it.
Welcome aboard!
Great, now I've got that bloody Fast Food Rockers song going throught my head! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGH!!!!!
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No change there then :P
Judy

Could have been worse, you might have been covered by the Crazy Frog!
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maybe we should open some kind of grave yard for out beloved unlike virgin phones :cry:

Or better yet donate them to charity