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Mr_D_and_HotTart
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 57
Bisexual Female, 62
0 miles · Hereford and Worcester
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Right, let's work this out...
The currency is obviously goldfish
The 'properties' are dogging locations (how do we refer to them without names?), instead of houses and hotels we'd have cars and trucks.
The utilities (water works and electricity) would be Condom Factory and Sex Shop.
Community Chest and Chance become the Cafe and the Chatroom.
Stations become munches.
The top hat, car, dog, etc become avatars.
Jail/just visiting becomes banned/just logged out
oh, and free parking would be action-free parking :-(
The currency is obviously goldfish
The 'properties' are dogging locations (how do we refer to them without names?), instead of houses and hotels we'd have cars and trucks.
The utilities (water works and electricity) would be Condom Factory and Sex Shop.
Community Chest and Chance become the Cafe and the Chatroom.
Stations become munches.
The top hat, car, dog, etc become avatars.
Jail/just visiting becomes banned/just logged out
oh, and free parking would be action-free parking :-(
You can get plastic adapters that clip round the edge of small CDs for the slot loading drives, but you have to be very, very careful with them!
I'd try looking on the manufacturer's website for an answer, this must be a fairly common problem, as slot loading laptops are getting more and more popular.
I'd try looking on the manufacturer's website for an answer, this must be a fairly common problem, as slot loading laptops are getting more and more popular.
Another event that I can't watch, due to the totally imbecillic comentary from Eurosport... deadpanning things like: "There's a red car, going over a sand dune, and now it's coming up to another one, and yes, it's gone over it. Here's a bike rider, isn't he going fast? It's quite dusty out there, and hot. Here's a truck. It goes fast too. Look at the dust it's throwing up. See Spot Run. Run spot Run."
I gave up on the whole channel when they covered Le Mans without ever showing a leaderboard, or mentioning what happened to cars that stopped in the hours they were off air. It was incredibly frustrating to be interrupted by a repeat of 1973 pro-am tiddlywinks, then to watch a panoz pootling round for 3 laps before being told he was 7th, then watching the 4th place for a bit, and by the end of the hour gradually piecing together that the leader from before wasn't in the top 10 unless he was 8th, and had therefore probably retired. Oh, and mixing up the concepts of '2nd place' and '2nd place in the group of 2 Type X cars that are 10% slower than anyone else and in their own race' didn't help either.
I gave up on the whole channel when they covered Le Mans without ever showing a leaderboard, or mentioning what happened to cars that stopped in the hours they were off air. It was incredibly frustrating to be interrupted by a repeat of 1973 pro-am tiddlywinks, then to watch a panoz pootling round for 3 laps before being told he was 7th, then watching the 4th place for a bit, and by the end of the hour gradually piecing together that the leader from before wasn't in the top 10 unless he was 8th, and had therefore probably retired. Oh, and mixing up the concepts of '2nd place' and '2nd place in the group of 2 Type X cars that are 10% slower than anyone else and in their own race' didn't help either.
Like it or not, Consevative economic policies work - that's why Labour copy them! Don't you remember that they only got elected because they promised to stick to the Conservative tax plans? Apart from the (frankly trivial) row over foxhunting can you actualy think of any major policies that are sustantially different between the 3 main parties? New Labour have been right-wing for years... pro iraq-war, making students pay for universities... all right wing policies!
The Conservatives are still banging away at the same old fashioned policies, not realising that Labour have copied them all. The Conservative party really need to make the same sort of change that Labour did when they became 'New Labour' before they can really make headway, and I can't see Cameon doing that.
Where's the Libertarian wing of the party? Libertarianism is where the Conservatives ought to be headed if they ever want to be in power again. (if you don't know what Libertarianism is, look here - a quiz that might well tell you that you are a Libertarian too)
Where's the Libertarian wing of the party? Libertarianism is where the Conservatives ought to be headed if they ever want to be in power again. (if you don't know what Libertarianism is, look here - a quiz that might well tell you that you are a Libertarian too)
That woudl be "Ass Down Face Up" by DJ Isaac, if you like that, try "Ass & Titties" or "Asses Wigglin" by DJ Assault, which will mix nicely into "Tongue Bath" by DJ Nasty.
More mainstream... "Short Dick Man" by 20 Fingers (mixes well into "I Gotta Big Dick" by Maurice Joshua, or how about, "My Neck, My Back" by Khia and "Red Hot Car" by Squarepusher?
Not forgetting "Sexy MF", "Cream" (and indeed almost everything else) by Prince
on a BDSM theme, LFO's "Tied Up", Depeche Mode's "Master and Servant" (not forgetting their homage to crossdressing, "Something to Do") and of course for those comedy BDSM moments, there is always Britney's "Hit Me Baby One More Time"!
More mainstream... "Short Dick Man" by 20 Fingers (mixes well into "I Gotta Big Dick" by Maurice Joshua, or how about, "My Neck, My Back" by Khia and "Red Hot Car" by Squarepusher?
Not forgetting "Sexy MF", "Cream" (and indeed almost everything else) by Prince
on a BDSM theme, LFO's "Tied Up", Depeche Mode's "Master and Servant" (not forgetting their homage to crossdressing, "Something to Do") and of course for those comedy BDSM moments, there is always Britney's "Hit Me Baby One More Time"!
