Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
Oops, I forgot to change the name of this THIS ISNT TO DO WITH BELLY BUTTONS!!!!
Wow, you hijacked yourself before you even started to post!
I'm not sure that guests can actually send PMs though...
Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login
Mr_D_and_HotTart
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 57
Bisexual Female, 62
0 miles · Hereford and Worcester
Forum
ops: :oops: :oops: 
It was a mystery fit only for the great Sherlock Holmes, himself. The day after every full moon, members of a Japanese fraternity would be found dead in the hall on the fourth floor. The victims were crushed and there were signs of skid marks and tire tracks on the floor. Holmes was called into the case. It quickly became apparent that the only student that was not frightened was a young man named Nagawa who quickly became the object of Holmes's suspicion.
The evening of the next full moon, while peering through the keyhole of Nagawa's room, they saw that the student was no longer there, and in his place was a Japanese compact car!!!
The next morning Holmes confronted Nagawa. "When the moon is full, you become an automobile, and you run over your fellow students on the fourth floor."
"But how did you know that?", gasped Nagawa.
Holmes replied, "Elementary, my were-Datsun!!!"
At this, Nagwa panicked, and ran down the corridor. As he opened the door to escape, he turned into a car again, but as he expanded he became trapped in the doorway. The pressure was so great that he exploded and no trace of him was ever found, again.
But it rained Datsun cogs for days!
The evening of the next full moon, while peering through the keyhole of Nagawa's room, they saw that the student was no longer there, and in his place was a Japanese compact car!!!
The next morning Holmes confronted Nagawa. "When the moon is full, you become an automobile, and you run over your fellow students on the fourth floor."
"But how did you know that?", gasped Nagawa.
Holmes replied, "Elementary, my were-Datsun!!!"
At this, Nagwa panicked, and ran down the corridor. As he opened the door to escape, he turned into a car again, but as he expanded he became trapped in the doorway. The pressure was so great that he exploded and no trace of him was ever found, again.
But it rained Datsun cogs for days!
Quote by teppic
after a bit of thought, which i have been deliberating over for quite a while now....atleast 45 seconds...would it be possible for myself to attend the munch???? i will behave myself:twisted:
Glad to have you aboard, Teppic! I'm sure DeniseBabe will add you when the next update is made to the list.
The matter was settled over ten years ago by a VAT tribunal in a very expensive case. McVities argued that they were indeed cakes (and hence zero-rated for VAT), while HM Customs and Excise argued that they were biscuits and hence subject to 17.5 per cent VAT. McVities won the case, primarily because biscuits are hard when fresh and soft when stale whereas cakes are soft when fresh and hard when stale; Jaffa Cakes, of course, fall into the latter category.
Quote by neilinleeds
well . . . i'm almost ashamed to admit . . . mine was a . . . . how do you get into the chatroom post!
mine was "You can try out Mirc free for 30 days, and they are currently donating 100% of the $20 fee to charity, which isn't bad." which makes it a this is how you get into the chatroom post :shock:
I'm not sure the two subjects are really that closely related.
Swinging requires a very open mind (compared to the average person), as does partaking in BDSM (and for that matter, cross-dressing, naturism and bisexuality, which you'll also find in a larger than average number amongst the regulars here), which might well be the only reason why we have such a noticable BDSMer crowd here.
Swinging requires a very open mind (compared to the average person), as does partaking in BDSM (and for that matter, cross-dressing, naturism and bisexuality, which you'll also find in a larger than average number amongst the regulars here), which might well be the only reason why we have such a noticable BDSMer crowd here.
While we are still in the 'thank you' spirit... a big thank you to SteveG for looking after my car, and a bigger thank you to Mal for reuniting me with said car in the cold light of day despite the address being 'somewhere around this sort of place'.
Also, many thanks to several lovely ladies... you know who you are (even if you had a blindfold on and didn't know who I was!
)
Also, many thanks to several lovely ladies... you know who you are (even if you had a blindfold on and didn't know who I was!
) 