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MrsBedz
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 48
Straight Male, 59
UK

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Quote by Dawn_Mids
Ooooooooo Your gonna be in SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much trouble when Dawn and Shireen see that.. :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Dawwwwwwn...Shireen..Yooo Whooooo... :evil2: :evil2: :bounce: :bounce:

MrsBeds, have you not noticed Sarge likes to dice with Danger dunno
Shireen and I will wait till Sarge arranges a forum trip into the chatroom and kick his ass :smug:
Can I have front row seats? :giggle:
5'7 here.. As for the boobs....What LilMissGullable said... :wave2:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
SH is like a great big pair of comfy old slippers. (Unlike Dawn and Shireen who are a big pair of comfy old slappers!!) confused :? bolt
You just can't wait to ge home and put it on and relax!!! :? :? :? :?

Ooooooooo Your gonna be in SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much trouble when Dawn and Shireen see that.. :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Dawwwwwwn...Shireen..Yooo Whooooo... :evil2: :evil2: :bounce: :bounce:
Quote by Husky
I like shrimps, you can still buy them but they taste nothing like the ones in my yoof.
I remember black jacks, four for a penny, what alse were sold like that? There was something, but I can't remember the name confused

Were they fruit salads by any chance?
Quote by Dune
I keep on saying to newbies that someone else holds the key to the exit door, once your in your hooked... who is that masked man?

I remember those same words being said to me not long ago Dune... rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by Alexandra
Being a fairly new to the swinging scene I havent learnt all of the meanings to the words yet so ummmm... Whats a Vanilla? redface dunno
MrsB

An Ice Cream
A Yoghurt
or anyone not into the 'swinging' lifestyle!
So I suppose I'm a bit vanilla(ish
)
Thanks kiss , I thought that was what it meant..
Being a fairly new to the swinging scene I havent learnt all of the meanings to the words yet so ummmm... Whats a Vanilla? redface dunno
MrsB
I did search to see if there was one and didnt find anything....
Thought it'd be a good idea to have a rant thread, We all get pee'd off and need to let off steam,..so if ya need to get something off your chest, whether it's something stupid, silly or if ya just want some sympathy we could do it here..
Right I'm first..
I'm sick of MrB doing 14, 15, 16, 17 hour days, I'm feeling neglecting surpriseduch: :crazy: :sad: :upset:
Good on you both.. Hope you have a long and happy life together!!!
Quote by Dawn_Mids
While we're talking titties.. Can I cum wash yours?!!!!! :grin:

YES!!! redface
Yeaaaaaaaaaaah!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
And Medic... What Dawnie said.. :kick: rotflmao
i def wouldnt want tears and crying and stuff i've gone to a better place ...sheeeesh
music wise i want Flying without wings.
happiest memeries of first months with mrsb
Mr b
time for the slushy stuff now .......
remembering sitting on a bench at margate eating fish and chips while watching the sunset with mrs Bedz 1 month after we got married..
I;m a romantic git aint I
MrBedz
Quote by Dawn_Mids
My dishwasher is called.... Arthur Martin...Seriously lmao.. (Electrolux)

Sure you can come wash my titties,.. lol
MrsBedz xxx

You get worse MrsBedz, you really do rolleyes
Well I could of said worse Dawnie lol
While we're talking titties.. Can I cum wash yours?!!!!! :grin:
WHY ???? for picking me to do the dishes or are you jealous ?

Sorry Medic.. Dawnie wins :bounce:
Quote by cheekychimp
Ok....Easy one..
Born in London on 11th August 1897,
Died in 1968,
The most successful British children's writer of the twentieth century.

is it Enid Blyton...?
Yes....
Are you cheating like me? lol
Well....that one was fairly easy....but I do google for some of the answers..!
Google?.. Ummm whats google? :confused2: :giggle:
Quote by cheekychimp
Ok....Easy one..
Born in London on 11th August 1897,
Died in 1968,
The most successful British children's writer of the twentieth century.

is it Enid Blyton...?
Yes....
Are you cheating like me? lol
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
I havent wanked for............. 6 years!!... Why should l.. MrsB's hands are softer with mild green fairy liquid.. lol
MrB

After that can you give Mrs Bedz a kiss from me :lol:
phredd.
Me washup?.. You must be joking... I made him buy me a dishwasher....
I just blow bubbles............... MrB(ubbles) :thrilled:
mmm sounds good :lol: Whats his name ? (the dishwasher that is) wink
If he ever breaks down I can be available xx
phredd
My dishwasher is called.... Arthur Martin...Seriously lmao.. (Electrolux)

Sure you can come wash my dishes,.. lol
MrsBedz xxx
Quote by farmersboy
If your the Mrs half of Mr & Mrs Beds
I agree I agree I agree

lol Just messing with ya hun.. xxxx.. Not really a mod :lol:
Ok....Easy one..
Born in London on 11th August 1897,
Died in 1968,
The most successful British children's writer of the twentieth century.
Quote by farmersboy
i agree with lissa , amalthea, darkfire and especially any female with a name followed by MOD
ffs dont upset them just agree then you can enjoy the siye

You didnt agree with me tho
MrsBedz MOD
LMAO
Quote by cheekychimp
Ok...
I was born April 28, 1948, in Beaconsfield, Bucks.
As of March 2005 l have sold approximately 40 million books worldwide. l recieved an OBE in 1988... I started work as a journalist in 1965 and saw my first corpse three hours later....
Clue......... Elephants and turtles..

Is it Quentin Blake..?
Sorry hun, didnt see your post... But it was wrong so you can have the consolation prize 69position lol
MrsBedz
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
I havent wanked for............. 6 years!!... Why should l.. MrsB's hands are softer with mild green fairy liquid.. lol
MrB

After that can you give Mrs Bedz a kiss from me :lol:
phredd.
Me washup?.. You must be joking... I made him buy me a dishwasher....
I just blow bubbles............... MrB(ubbles) :thrilled:
Quote by Dune
Welcome to the mad house enjoy your stay someoen else has that key to outside....

No one told me that... lol
Quote by cu3b4ll
Ok...
I was born April 28, 1948, in Beaconsfield, Bucks.
As of March 2005 l have sold approximately 40 million books worldwide. l recieved an OBE in 1988... I started work as a journalist in 1965 and saw my first corpse three hours later....
Clue......... Elephants and turtles..

That would be Mr Discworld himself - Terry Pratchett.
Yup well done... Very odd writer tho...
MrsBedz
Wild n Sensual... Welcome to SH.. :cheers:
From now on you life will revolve around here and us... I was told the same thing when l joined only a month ago and didnt believe it but.......... It's so true!! :smile2:
Great people here, so easy to make friends, 99.9% of the people here are genuine (thanks to our clever Mods and Ops for spotting the tw@s)
And l totally agree with Darkfire :thumbup: ... This is THE BEST :swingingchair: SITE on the web!!
MrsBedz xxxxxxxx