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I was born April 28, 1948, in Beaconsfield, Bucks.
As of March 2005 l have sold approximately 40 million books worldwide. l recieved an OBE in 1988... I started work as a journalist in 1965 and saw my first corpse three hours later....
Clue......... Elephants and turtles..
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MrsBedz
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 48
Straight Male, 59
UK
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Quote by flapjackboy
Good for you.....
But surely you'll be too busy to be geeking on the computer if ya no what l mean
heehee...
Mrs B
Well, that will come in time, but we're taking it slowly... She's a lovely lass, but she's quite shy. (which just adds to her charm, in my books)
Hey, I've gone 3 years without sex and 13 years without it before that, so I'm used to waiting...
Thats sweet.. Hope it all works out great for you!!!
13years.. :censored: l'd be dead :crazy:...what am l saying..3 days and l'd be dead lol..
Take care
Mrs B
Quote by Manolishi
:doh:
And I specifically didn't say a new Hawnie Dawnie.
btw - might this mean I can have my old avatar back ????????????????????
Or would you prefer I kept the shower pic Dawnie ??????????
*Phew
So pleased you're still happy with me Dammie
You missed Horny Dawnie today, I have behaved all day, the chatroom was safe. Not too sure about this evening though :rascal: :giggle:
As for your picture, you know I luurrve the shower pics
hwoar:Have you really behaved all day Dawn? Hmmmmmmmmmm :bounce:
Mrs Beds - I tend to agree - will give her the benefit of the doubt and say that maybe, possibly, for a couple of minutes when she awoke - maybe thats when she DID behave .........
Is it a 7 or 9 Hun?..................... :thrilled: :happy: :happy:
Quote by Dawn_Mids
:doh:
And I specifically didn't say a new Hawnie Dawnie.
btw - might this mean I can have my old avatar back ????????????????????
Or would you prefer I kept the shower pic Dawnie ??????????
*Phew
So pleased you're still happy with me Dammie
You missed Horny Dawnie today, I have behaved all day, the chatroom was safe. Not too sure about this evening though :rascal: :giggle:
As for your picture, you know I luurrve the shower pics
hwoar:Have you really behaved all day Dawn? Hmmmmmmmmmm :bounce:
Like treasurechest says maybe....and thats a big maybe for some. But maybe we could give it a try... 
Everyones scared of the unknown..... :shock:
And l for one dont wanna lose all the good friends l've made over the month l've been here.... :upset:
*Runs and hides before the rotten fruit and veg starts flying* :giveup:
Everyones scared of the unknown..... :shock:
And l for one dont wanna lose all the good friends l've made over the month l've been here....
:upset: *Runs and hides before the rotten fruit and veg starts flying* :giveup:
:? :? 
ops: :uhoh:Quote by Vix
The Newbie Identifyer would have to be optional. Some might not want the attention.
Yeah, right!!
Vix your almost very right there...(leave the ''yeah right'' off..lol
I for one wouldnt want the attention as I'm quite shy face to face (despite what you lot that no me think) , I'd rather get to no/meet people at a pace I'd feel comfy,..
It's a good idea "The Newbie Identifyer" but just not for everyone..
Mrs B xxxxxxx
Ps..But in saying that I still cant wait for the Mids Munch :happy:
:bounce: :bounce: Quote by teppic
Seems sometimes that this "friendly site" is only open to those in the clique.
It's not like he's asking for dogging site details or other sensitive info.
it's not a clique, in the entire year i have been on here i have been made to feel welcome. obviously there are some who wont talk to me, and i cant say i blame them, but i join in on thier threads anyway....
it's our sense of humour that have given rise to the replies.
i have no experiance of watersports (well, not the type they were asking about) all i did was join in on a topic.
I agree with yooooou whooooo..
Def not ''Clique'' here..Everyone talks to everyone, no silly school day groups here.. It's what YOU yourself make it...
Never tried w/s myself, like NN said it's more of a fetish thing...
Have fun
Quote by salt_n_pepper
Star Trekking..
" Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow captain"
"its life jim but not as we know it, not as we know it not as we know it"
Have fun singing it...
MrB
your two late iv already put it up
here you go Story of poor Mr B's life... He's always cumming second :lol: :happy:
Aww Thanks you lot... Neil your a sweetie Postie has said we can send a postcard in.. TY ;)
Pc isnt going till the morning but l'm depressed already, I did hoover the outside of the tower but cant get into it as it has stupid screws that l dont have a driver to fit ( why cant people just have uncomplicated screws fgs!)
If we was to change the cpu ourselves which l'm sure is simple enough then we'd void the warranty, the pc cost us too much as it is as we got it on finance (just over a grand)
We are nagging the shop to give us a replacement as this is the second unit we've had from them in just under a year, So fingers crossed they'll get their finger out and it wont be too long...The shop is only gonna send it to the manufactures who have alreadly told us the unit is faulty (why cant they just give us a new pc l hear ya say) well the shop say they have to have it checked first just to make sure ... ARGGGGGGGGH!!
And Olive, l'm soweee hun... but am more than prepared to make it up to you at the IOW munch lol
Thanks to all who have posted,.. :kiss: 's and :lickface: to all
Postie has said we can send a postcard in.. TY ;)Pc isnt going till the morning but l'm depressed already, I did hoover the outside of the tower but cant get into it as it has stupid screws that l dont have a driver to fit ( why cant people just have uncomplicated screws fgs!)
If we was to change the cpu ourselves which l'm sure is simple enough then we'd void the warranty, the pc cost us too much as it is as we got it on finance (just over a grand)
We are nagging the shop to give us a replacement as this is the second unit we've had from them in just under a year, So fingers crossed they'll get their finger out and it wont be too long...The shop is only gonna send it to the manufactures who have alreadly told us the unit is faulty (why cant they just give us a new pc l hear ya say) well the shop say they have to have it checked first just to make sure ... ARGGGGGGGGH!!
And Olive, l'm soweee hun... but am more than prepared to make it up to you at the IOW munch
lolThanks to all who have posted,.. :kiss: 's and :lickface: to all
Bad news folks,... :upset:
Just as l was getting to no everyone and my ''to shag & snog'' list was started to look pretty good our Pc had packed up on us :sad: , Our cpu fan isnt working properly and it's causing our pc to over heat, if we keep using it then it will just slowly melt the inside, so we have to send it back to the shop where we got it which promised us it'd take no more than 3 weeks! (not good enough l no,..told ya to come with me Serps
)
But we will be back so dont go shutting our account and make sure you all miss us and are miserable till we return
Just as l was getting to no everyone and my ''to shag & snog'' list was started to look pretty good our Pc had packed up on us :sad: , Our cpu fan isnt working properly and it's causing our pc to over heat, if we keep using it then it will just slowly melt the inside, so we have to send it back to the shop where we got it which promised us it'd take no more than 3 weeks! (not good enough l no,..told ya to come with me Serps
)But we will be back so dont go shutting our account and make sure you all miss us and are miserable till we return
