The stupid ''Elmo Song''...Arghhh... I can hear it in my head already..
Mr B is Banana's in pyjamas...
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MrsBedz
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 49
Straight Male, 60
UK
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And now the science part.........
I found this while looking for something else if it help.... lol..
The average ejaculate contains aboutonia, ascorbic acid, blood-group antigens, calcium, chlorine, cholesterol, choline, citric acid, creatine, deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA), fructose, glutathione, hyaluronidase, inositol, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, purine, pyrimidine, pyruvic acid, sodium, sorbitol, spermidine, spermine, urea, uric acid, vitamin B12, and zinc.
The caloric content of an average ejaculate is estimated to be approximately 15 calories.
Sounds like the contents of a bottle of shampoo lol
I found this while looking for something else if it help.... lol..
The average ejaculate contains aboutonia, ascorbic acid, blood-group antigens, calcium, chlorine, cholesterol, choline, citric acid, creatine, deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA), fructose, glutathione, hyaluronidase, inositol, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, purine, pyrimidine, pyruvic acid, sodium, sorbitol, spermidine, spermine, urea, uric acid, vitamin B12, and zinc.
The caloric content of an average ejaculate is estimated to be approximately 15 calories.
Sounds like the contents of a bottle of shampoo lol
Not trying to hi-jack this one but have a Q..........
Dont no if anyone agree's with me but........ I think it's a load of rubbish about it being 'only' a teaspoon amount.. My hubby dishes out more than a teaspoon and all my ex's have too.. Where do they get these stupid measurements from???
Dont no if anyone agree's with me but........ I think it's a load of rubbish about it being 'only' a teaspoon amount.. My hubby dishes out more than a teaspoon and all my ex's have too.. Where do they get these stupid measurements from???
Quote by PrincessSwallows
Nah not my thing, Imagine if some old gezzer or even your family memvers have blue tooth ob their fones and start bloody gettin you off in mcdonlads or whatever??? I like to know who is making me cum!
The vibe only goes off if the person thats texts you has the ''tag'' code, they put that word/number first then type the message, dont panic not everyone with a bluetooth will set it off... Just that one person who you've shared the tag with, and one text message can give you a serious ermmm...what shall we say....... Buzz..lol
uch: Aww..Hope your on the mend soon....
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The funniest threat we have EVER seen!!! :happy:
'Ere you'll get Davej a telling off! Threatening behaviour is not allowed on the site. :giggle:
Well if I did get DaveJ in trouble I'll glady take his punishment
Mrs Bedz
thats very nice of you and as yet weve not been formally introduced..
...davej nips off to the bathroom to have a shower and shave Mr punishment.
Nice to meet you!
I'll stay in me towel then yeah?
Make it a quickie tho babe I'm off out tonight....lol
Mrs B xxx
OMFG!!.. We just looked at all 35 pages with tears rolling down our faces.. LMAO!!!
Didnt get to see all pics as some are lost but the ones we did see :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Dave your a genius.. The funniest thread we have EVER seen!!! :happy:
Didnt get to see all pics as some are lost but the ones we did see :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Dave your a genius.. The funniest thread we have EVER seen!!! :happy:
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You can blame Manolishi for us being here, He told me to come and join so we could go to a munch and he could snog me..lol
Isnt that right Mister?!!!... ( I'll die if he says no) lol
MrsBedz
Ummmmm thought I said shag - but never mind - I suppose a snog will have to suffice :twisted: :twisted:
I wasnt gonna mention the shag, but....YEAH that too... lol
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Ermmmmmm well, as a newbie to the site, i havent really got to know many peeps.
and therefore they dont know me.
i have , since joining ,used the chatroom quite a bit. Well a lot actually, i never seem to be out the fecking thing.
i have chatted to quite a lot of nice people, and seen some nice adds.
so here is my swinging wishlist so far: (in no particular order)
Biwelshminx: well she is hot
mr&mrsbedz: she is filthy when drunk (sorry i hope you dont mind me saying that)
sierra: cos she seems a challenge
onlyme1981:her avatar caught my attention, and her personality got me hooked....indeedy!! ( permanently confused, thats her)
Ooooh Purple.. I'll bring vodka to the midlands munch and you bring the straws.. lol
