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MrsBedz
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 49
Straight Male, 60
UK

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Quote by DreamerHelen
Mr&MrsBeds you are on the list, have seen you around enough now biggrin
Purplemonkey you are on the list biggrin
The Muttleys, it wouldn't be a Munch without you two and I want some more of your cuddles!! wink

Wooohoo...Thanks DreamerHelen..
Cant wait to meet everyone going... :P
Jilly xxxx..oh and Steve
we found a good site for porn, it's totally free and the movies are just shagging, theres millions of different types tho.

no credit cards or anything, you only need a vaild email addy
Just wanted to say THANK YOU to all the members that have made us feel so welcome, we were newbies and only joined a week ago, such a friendly bunch, Have chatted to some great people and had plenty of laughs with more, cant wait to meet as many of you as we can at the Munch's.
MrsBedz...
Quote by the_Laird

Ooooh, Mrs Beds, u gonna be my first Bi experience? :bounce:

Quote by Mrs Beds
I was gonna ask you to be mine :giggle:

Do you need anyone to hold your coats ?
innocent
Great...
The cloak room (cupboard under the stairs) is down the hall,... lol
Quote by a26
Thanks Mark
Some of us can't survive without the room
Oxygen pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

And I thought I was the only one lol
I'll pass the oxygen on Mrs Beds when i have come round promise xxxx
Well we could just all lock lips and survive on eachothers oxygen..might pass the time quicker... And you can pick what lips to lock too... lol
Ooooh, Mrs Beds, u gonna be my first Bi experience? :bounce:
I was gonna ask you to be mine :giggle:
Quote by a26
Thanks Mark
Some of us can't survive without the room
Oxygen pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

And I thought I was the only one lol
I'll pass the oxygen on Mrs Beds when i have come round promise xxxx
Well we could just all lock lips and survive on eachothers oxygen..might pass the time quicker... And you can pick what lips to lock too... lol
Anyone no how long the room will be down for? dunno
This is torture... confused
Quote by a26
Thanks Mark
Some of us can't survive without the room
Oxygen pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

And I thought I was the only one lol
Quote by Ice Pie
It appears to be brokeded.

Thought so ...ARGGGGH!!...
Ahhh feel better now..
Thanks IcePie
So the room is down?..Wondered why I couldnt get in, Thought it was just me..
My night is going from bad to worse Waaaaaa!!! :cry:
Quote by sparky230
I'm siiting at my pc with my left hand bandaged up in extream pain, after accidently discharging the full load of a linear amplifier into my hand (big amplifier for making radio signals lounder)
I expect no sympathy especialy from dawn-mids who areadly calls me a nerd
but rf burns don't half hurt
ian

Men banghead
Quote by DarkEyedPhil
I'd design a train set with loads of cunniling...erm cunningly shaped tunnels, with a special control to move the trains in and out of the tunnels in a suggestive fashion biggrin

Do you need a track?!?!...I have a tunnel or two..heehee
Perhaps you might be able to help with some beautiful rolling hills too! lol
I'm sure I could arrange something, I might even throw in a mound of veneris.... rotflmao
Quote by DarkEyedPhil
I'd design a train set with loads of cunniling...erm cunningly shaped tunnels, with a special control to move the trains in and out of the tunnels in a suggestive fashion biggrin

Do you need a track?!?!...I have a tunnel or two..heehee
Quote by 3someinpreston
lol the thought of everyone gangbang mrs jolie mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
mmmmmmmmm i cumin now ;)
MikeC

I'd just slap my c*ck against her big fat weird lips all night and make her feel stupid! lol
*Runs to the shop to find a Ms Jolie mask*
Quote by MikeC
lol the thought of everyone gangbang mrs jolie mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
mmmmmmmmm i cumin now ;)
MikeC

Mmmmmm..She has rather full lips :twisted: ... Wouldnt mind them puckering up to me :P
Just send hubby fishing for the day :idea: ..sorted!!
Quote by MikeC
lol...................well that sounds like a good deal....
the problem is most people would want to share. rather than all the men going for one couple. everyone would go for Ms Jolie ;)
MikeC

Oooo..So we'll have a gangbang then?!?!?!!! biggrin
Quote by MikeC
angelina jolie wud be my sex toy mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
MikeC

As it's my thread Mike you MUST share!!
Quote by Calista
hmmm ... thinks ....
I love my toys but have to admit that nothing beats a firm hard cock! You can rub it, tease it, suck it, lick it, fuck it :twisted:
Cx

I agree but while there's always plenty of dicks around you cant always have a nice firm hard cock...Sometimes you just have to make do :cry: sad I no
If you had the chance to design your own sex toy..
What would you make and why? What would you make it from?
Melon...Love the way the juices dribble down your chin and drip between the boobies Mmmmm... :P
I'm glad no one's said crab...lol lol
Quote by Wishmaster
There's no such thing as a bored housewife...... she's either:
1) Cleaning
2) Cooking
3) Ironing
4) Shagging
5) Shagging her friends on coffee mornings
6) Shagging her friend's husbands on non-coffee mornings
7) Shagging the postman (knew postie was taking too long on his deliveries)
.................. or maybe not as the case may be .. hehehe
8) All of the above ...... simultaneously!!!!! ........... now THAT'S what I call 'Swinging' :shock:

surprised You promised you'd never let my secrets out Wishmaster!!.. Last time I trust you with a secret.....lol
Newbie here, Just dropped in to say HIYA People!!
MrsBedz