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Quote by Mallock2006
Place saved..........................Right next to me :rascal:
*thinks all visiting ladies should be bikini clad as the heating is on full and the jacuzzi is hot*

MrsFC sneaks in........on tippie toe.........and slides into the jaquzzi.
Only to find Mallock snoring his head off, mouth wide open confused some welcome this is :shock:

Ahhh..........a bottle of chardonnay unopened, MrsFC has a wickered smile on her face :twisted: what can she use to open the bottle lol
Quote by davej
Will man boobs do cos I got fuck all else in the way of body definition

Can I have baulbles hanging from your man boobs then :mrgreen:
Quote by Scandal
Nice one MrsFC :thumbup:
I want to see Bums, Biceps, Thighs, Pecs :happy:

But in a seductive or provocative pose would suit me lovely wink

:lickface: Delectable Scandal
Quote by Scandal
Nice one MrsFC :thumbup:
I want to see Bums, Biceps, Thighs, Pecs :happy:

But in a seductive or provocative pose would suit me lovely wink

:lickface: Delectable Scandal
Quote by Scandal
Nice one MrsFC :thumbup:
I want to see Bums, Biceps, Thighs, Pecs :happy:

But in a seductive or provocative pose would suit me lovely wink

:lickface: Delectable Scandal
Quote by KitKat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat
Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free rolleyes
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ -
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ – Easy gets locked in

Someone save me a drink and a place in the jaquzzi :twisted:
I'll be baqck later cool
Quote by Shireen
Oh MrsFC :therethere: I think we should create a "Corrupted by Dawn" club :giggle:
bolt

Shireen how many more of the innocent and now corrupt out there ,
My name is MrsFc
and I used to be innocent and shy until I met Dawnie
now I belong to a select club
lol
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Nice one MrsFC :thumbup:
I want to see Bums, Biceps, Thighs, Pecs :happy:

But in a seductive or provocative pose would suit me lovely wink
Quote by westerross
<<<<<<<<<------------- No cocks - someflesh?? dunno
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Very nice too Tune cool
But how about another pose :bounce:
Quote by Mallock2006
<------------------- Is a cock shot free zone lol

Noooooo..................Noooooooooo................Noooooooooooooo
:taz:
Mallock ............couldn't you give me something a little more..........................FLESHY :grin:
Proof that men can pose without there cocks showing sad
I spend alot of my time in the photos section and...........................I don't see any seductive poses for us wimmen to look at, something different to the usual cock pics :twisted:
I know you can do it, :happy: So come on guys show me and the other wimmen that you can show us more than the usual wink
Wanting and waiting :twisted: :happy:
Quote by Shireen
I need to confess to Mrs FC holding my tits on a dance floor rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

She did?? :shock: I thought MrsFC was quiet and innocent, so that just goes to prove that Dawn IS a bad influence :giggle:

See Shireen ! I used to be..................but not anymore ::giggle:
Quote by davej

Oh,........ was that the one that I was with you Dawnie rolleyes Coz I remember my coming out aswell redface
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:shock: ....................... :bounce: .. wink
Dawnie really ...............................really is a bad influence on me Davej :giggle:
But it was fun surprisedops:
Quote by Dawnie
I'll confess to getting my boobies out at a munch
(don't know which one but I'm sure I've done it :giggle: )

Oh,........ was that the one that I was with you Dawnie rolleyes Coz I remember my coming out aswell redface
Dawnie is a bad influence on me wink
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Been some really interesting posts today and got me thinking.
If you were part of a couple-whatever that may be, and you had the chance to spend ONE night only, with the person/s of you're dreams. For the Best Shag/s you're ever likely to have. Never to be repeated, but you're partner didn't want you to.
Would you do it?
Why?
And would you tell them?
confused

Would I do it? - NO
Why? - because he is the best shag I've had (my aologies to anyone else this may offend wink )
Would I tell them? wouldn't have to as I wouldn't do it.
If your partner doesn't want you to do it and you still do then that isn't swinging its cheating but don't get me started on that little debate, I came in here for a quickie lol

Wilma you took the words right out of my mouth !
watching your grandchild being born and watching them grow in their first year :inlove:
rotflmao Jags is not to be taken lightly niceandgentle lol
So now put it back now Shireen wink
rotflmao Sorry for the laughing JizzyMuffDiver, thought Mr FC was posting under another name lol You both have the same avatar.
Good Choice wink
Sorry hijack over redface
Quote by Bloke2005
Is it a night of drinking and your bladder so full you are bursting and finally ...............AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! reliefe!
or
A night of drinking and it's the early hours of the morning, you finally get to a bed and AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! sleep!

Bum-fun... when it's done right :rascal:
rotflmao :rotflmao: He hasn't seen this yet lol
Bloke ya a tryer wink I'm sure he'll be out to play soon, once he stops playing with what he has in his hand. :shock:
ok I'm being really bad and having to run ....................... but cock pics are not that interesting to look at...................what I doooooooooooo like looking at and I hope I'm not the only female to think so is..............................I love the imagination and poses that men can dream up! I would say to you men...........would you like to see what you are getting straight away ? ...................... or would you like to be teased , and maybe wanting more just from the pics :twisted:
Suduction is soooooooooo much more !!!!!!!! :twisted:
Quote by Jags
Ss'OK - I fixed your quotes for you!!
kiss

:kiss: Can you tell its past my bedtime rolleyes
Ohhhhhhhhhh ! I just lovvvvvvvvve a soft mattress with a nice smellling quilt pulled over you ! ahhh.........................and noooooooooooooooooo alarm clock ! HEAVEN!!!!!!!
Quote by loveblock
sad having been married for a good many years my wife is no longer interested in sex, and has not been for a number of years, we have in the past tried to resolve this problem in various ways, but she finds sex of little interest.

lovelock.............................does she feel that she is sexy in herself still ? Do you still make her feel she is someone that is special and love her for her now, and still find her sexy, seen as you have been married for many years.
A thought smile
Shhhhhh quote gone wrong LOL
I have a tattoo on the base of my back, cor blimey did it hurt rolleyes I thought child birth was easier lol But I don't regret it cool
Quote by Pete_sw
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Bad, BAD FB redface
Thanks guys, was on the fith actually, but she is absolutely gorgeous :inlove:
mother and baby are doing fine, father is exhausted under the table lol
Thanks for all the good wishes peeps wink
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Awwww Congratulations Pete cool Bet you feel all warm inside huh ! :wink:
FB thanks :wink:
Quote by sercher01
you sayin my bum looks like a teddy? :shock:

Well seen as your asking................................yep ! :giggle: It must be them cute dimples that caught my eye wink
Earthy, I suggest he stands on the bed, that way the thighs should appear :grin: