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Quote by Argt05
ARGT05 stumbles in....
Way too tired, to lift glass to mouth, need pampering tonight!
Voda straight please someone!
And can somebody take my shoes of my feet, I can't bend down that far
:cry:

Argt !!! In my office now please !>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Wenching Duty isn't over till Monday morning
orrrr...

smackbottom Orrrrrrrrr...........don't question me .............follow me and I will explain the
need to follow through a task wink
Nice to see that you are still around and popping in kiss
Hope you are still keeping intouch with old and new folk wink
Quote by Argt05
ARGT05 stumbles in....
Way too tired, to lift glass to mouth, need pampering tonight!
Voda straight please someone!
And can somebody take my shoes of my feet, I can't bend down that far
:cry:

Argt !!! In my office now please !>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Wenching Duty isn't over till Monday morning
I like some porn cool , I remember watching 11 days 11 nights and getting all hot and bothered as that was the first porno film I had seen :shock: Lots of different sceneriors........I like the tying up and the honey bit :twisted:
It maybe old hat now, but if the porn ain't good I delve under the covers for some fun :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Gothic-punk
... well, except maybe Hellraiser, though the book was scarier.

Oooooh ! I had forgotten that one !!! Nowthat was scarey !! but I never had dreams of it but it was a bluddy good film, Candy Man was weird confused
Quote by earthchild
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blade and underworld now you are talking my language

:happy: :happy: :happy:
Quote by easy
I enjoy horror films, I can't remember the last good one i saw thou confused
I went to see The Grunge........I didn't think to much of it, but my son thought it was the scariest film he had ever seen. I've seen Saw and I was bored rolleyes
Mind you I did enjoy Blade and Underworld, mind you there not really horror are they :?

Which version? The Sarah Michelle Geller one or the original Japanese(?) one?
I've got the original one. Very strange and disturbing.
It was The Sarah Michelle Geller, mind you even thou i thought it was pants at the time months afterwards for noooooooo reason...............I woke up having dreamt of it crawling down my walls, :shock: and I was in the house all alone sad
scared me ridged!!!!!
Quote by willxx69
My thighs have been posted on here umpteen times before and I don't have another 'fleshy' pic to post. Unless, off course, someone wants to volunteer to take one (did I really say that out loud? :dohsmile
Will

MEEEEEEE.............MEEEEEEEEE............MEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!
Quote by Dawnie
* Dashing off to send a pm because Dawnie wants to be a slag :rascal:

:doh: Control ya self woman lol
A big welcome Gothic -Punk smile
We're not a bad crowd...........honest! The first step is always the most nerve racking
Hopefully it should be a little easier from now :)
I enjoy horror films, I can't remember the last good one i saw thou confused
I went to see The Grunge........I didn't think to much of it, but my son thought it was the scariest film he had ever seen. I've seen Saw and I was bored rolleyes
Mind you I did enjoy Blade and Underworld, mind you there not really horror are they :?
Quote by Pete_sw
evenin all wave
nice cuppa tea and the biggest steak you can find please barkeep, me stomache thinks my throats been cut.

Well ello Petey !
Surely a nice cold beer would go down well with that wink Argt is duty wench tonight so make sure you use him well :giggle: Next week it could be you :rascal:
Argt !!! Your serving wench tonight :twisted:
Now get yourself in the pinnie and bring me my glass of wine will you cool
Quote by KitKat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat
Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free rolleyes
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ -
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ – Easy gets locked in

I'm looking for a male serving wench tonight to pamper me with a massage and a glass of wine :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by the_Laird




Can I join in then?

About time you showed yourself young man :twisted:
Enjoying an afternoon Key has gone in the door ! :eeek:
MrFC starts running around the room trying to find his clothes to put on lol picks them up and is trying to get dressed in a small cupboard.
To late for me rolleyes ......... big cushion and a smile as my daughter walks through the door,
"Hi mum" she says, ..................her dad comes out of the cupboard dressed ............................daughter is looking a little puzzled, confused :? Dad.......................Why are you wearing mums shorts!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
:angel: to all you men, youcan pose without showing all ya bits cool
Swooooon I need a lie down redface
I like a nice pair of hands rolleyes
Its not always easy to find a pair that hasn't got short chewed nails sad
I'm loving this thread too NWC :twisted: Ooooh you've changed your avatar cool
Quote by Dawnie
redface surprisedops: :oops:
thats what you get I drink before I eat :giggle:

So its not me that leads you astray then :eeek:
You dooooo ! :mrgreen:
redface surprisedops: :oops:
thats what you get I drink before I eat :giggle:
Quote by Dawnie

see me yeah? do I get a choice about this or am I just in trouble??

Shut up and take it like a man :giggle:
smackbottom :smackbottom: You will scare if off Dawnie !
Now where is Mallock with his newwwwwwww pic ! :twisted:
Quote by Pete_sw
I wouldnt know a male seductive pose if it jumped up and bit me in the ass dunno
whatcha see is whatcha get redface

You have lovely fleshy bits wink
Quote by Mallock2006

Well you've stopped me from posting any pics of me anyway :shock:

Tut tut ! I will have no more talk of that ........................show me something fleshyMallock :rascal: Don't be shy :twisted:

You did ask
:doh: :scared: Ok a little piece of flesh ! It better be good next time Mallock as I have a cupboard for males like you..........Ask Sarge wink
Shireen he's good huh !
Quote by Mallock2006
Well you've stopped me from posting any pics of me anyway :shock:

Tut tut ! I will have no more talk of that ........................show me something fleshyMallock :rascal: Don't be shy :twisted:
Quote by Dawnie
I'll have him when you've done with him :twisted:
Pass the Parcel? lol

We might have one worn out but happy man by the time he reaches MrsFS :twisted:
I can wait rolleyes
Who's thread was this anyways wink
Dawnie have I been promoted? Who's Mrs FS :lol:
Quote by MikeC
u have a pm smile

:happy: Wow!
and there's me thinking I was gonna get the pics in this thread only cool
Quote by Argt05
Not sure about this one, but its me an my thighs....quite attached we are!!!
smile

:rascal:
Great thighs and a nice pair of hands............
Dawnie.........................wanna share :rascal:
Quote by Scandal
But in a seductive or provocative pose would suit me lovely wink


:lickface: Delectable Scandal

So nice you said it twice MrsFC :wink:
If it's twice as nice, you know what you can do about it .... don't you? ;)
Don't you just hate computers ! rolleyes 3 times Scandal.............3 times, Oooooh hang on :shock: 2 or 3 sounds good :twisted: