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Congratulations Sarge !! At least that wasn't the sting in your eye wink
Your a great bloke who always makes me laugh kiss
I remember milk tray but in a chocolate bar :shock:
The texan bar I clean forgot about ! Curly wurlys just don't taste the same anymore sad Ooooh toffee treats !! in the blue bag............moorish!
Oooooh pleeeeeease dont't say I resemble this !
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I have tried with the creams and pastes and packs that i would die...........if they didn't work :giggle:
Quote by neilinleeds
Is this just a PR campaign or what?Why no fines-points increase for eating, shaving, applying lipstick, lighting & smoking a cigarette, changing a radio channel or CD/tape or doing anything that takes the concentration away from the road while driving a vehicle?

agreed! as for them truckies, if i see another bloody HGV driver singing "We gotta brand new convoooooyyy, rockin' thru the night . . . " on his CB i'm gonna get all Dennis Weaver on his ass!
it's a pigging no brainer aint it. if you can't bear to ignore a mobile phone call, trawl thru your missed calls, and call 'em back once you've pulled up FFS, Bluetooth headsets cost bugger all money. ((( even if they do make you look like a Star Trek geekazoid! :borg: )))
it's the twats with their heads down and txting on the M62 that really make my blood boil! rolleyes
n x x x ;)
Oh how lovely to see you post Neil kiss
I don't think anything will really change as I phoned a customer today from work and all I got on the other end was " Oh Shit! got to go as I nearly had an accident I'm on the phone, byeee!" confused
People are used to being on call most of the day and if they haven't got their mobile switched on they feel that they might be missing out on a text message or phone call.
But thats my own opinion of course wink
I tend to buy things that I like rather than a particular brand name. I like styles and how clothes are cut, but you don't have to pay the earth for them.
I shop in all shops and don't do enough shopping lol
Quote by Drewxcore
So post ya results..........whose gonna win .......

Get lost Goldman!
rolleyes
If you notice Scotland are struggling in this comp...... lol
This comp? how about this sport
Drew.............. I Love rugby redface
even thou I don't understand the rules, the players are soooooooo much more professional than football players.........they go down and are there for a reason............football players wimp out and play on for reasons for themselves.
Rugby accept the decision and play on.........footballers whinge :roll: and are over priced........ooooops ! just an observation.
Oh WOW !!! Congratulations you two !!!! Bernie see ya on the dance floor when you get back lol
Quote by Dawnie
I'm giving up flirting :smug:
rotflmao :rotflmao:
:rotflmao: innocent
:giggle: NWC you love pasta wink I love pasta I would love to see a man in uniform in the kitchen ! :twisted:
Ok ! something small cool
Quote by Dawnie
MrFC
Why has your bum stop wriggling???
:P

Its his age :giggle:
Oooooh Dawnie :giggle: you are in trouble cool
Sarah move up ! I need a good a warm jaquzzi to relax the muscles and good company wink
oh ya saucy thing you ! hands the other way :giggle:
I have ground chilli flakes on my scrambled egg cool yum yum !
Quote by Dawnie
I still haven't lost mine :giggle:

Not your real one anyway :twisted:
Will you stop scaring me :scared:
:twisted: bolt
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: I don't think ya gonna win Dawnie :lol2:
Quote by Mallock2006

:giggle: I'm sure you could come up with the goods, I only wanted a big mug. Ok huge that way I can have 2 small mugs in one huge one lol
See now I'm sure you could manage that wink

If ever you need a manwho can come up with the goods then I'm your man ;-)
:happy: :happy: :happy: :wink:
Quote by Kiss
I like BIG :lol:

I think I have something in my chest of drawers just for you!
cool
:shock: ...........how BIG !
Quote by felixx1416
redface you've been looking again :giggle:

surprisedops: :oops: :oops:
Quote by Mallock2006
Oooh is anyone making coffee biggrin a nice BIG one pleeeeeeease

Can help with the coffee but afraid the nice big one is a bit beyond me redface
:giggle: I'm sure you could come up with the goods, I only wanted a big mug. Ok huge that way I can have 2 small mugs in one huge one lol
See now I'm sure you could manage that wink
Quote by felixx1416
Oooh is anyone making coffee :D a nice BIG one pleeeeeeease


Thankyou Felix but its a bit small and it will need filling up again :lol:
I like BIG :lol:
Quote by goose35
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Yes Shireen was a fab send off the hotel gave us all wasnt it i also have a pic on my phone of it rotflmao

:shock: lol Goose tell......tell wink
Ahhhhhhh i remember the banana splits ! And .................Hey..........hey........its the monkeys ! Saturdays were just sitting on the settee with me blanket coz quilts weren't around then, and watching all the programs and cartoons till about 1'oclock in the afternoon and then having to get dressed confused Oh does anyone remember Doktari :? sure thats not how you spell it rolleyes it had clarance the cross eyed lion lol
I remember sweets that you don't see anymore like, spanish gold, a shredded coconut sweet that was wrapped in something that would of looked like the old packaging of cigarettes, and old english spangles .

WAHOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!
Hope your getting your glad rags on Missy and off somewhere nice cool
passionkiss from me and MrFC biggrin
Quote by Dawnie
But I prefer my men natural and not groomed dunno
I love a pair of hairy bollox :giggle:
:shock:
I like them all smoothso that I can do unspeakable things to them in mouth :rascal: But I like a groomed man everywhere else cool
I'm butting in here sorry !..............I really enjoyed sleepy hollow too,,,,,,,,, but as I am can't remember names of directors and stuff.....................jeeze I only watch the films ! rolleyes
And I like Johnny Depp ! :lickface:
God knows what MrFC saw in me the night we met...................but I just saw this fella , and I was just out for a girls night out biggrin But I was attracted to his boyish good looks then. cool Now..................... he just gets better with age rolleyes ....................Am I lucky or what !
Quote by Argt05
Willxx69 kiss you are always tooooo willing, let me wait on you as the new wench is tarting all over the place !!! he really needs reigning in........God help me its gonna be hard rolleyes

Reign away my dear woman!
lol
The riegn in vain will cause you pain, the riegning of pain will be in vain.
Gotta catch me if ya wanna get me!!
When I get hold of you ! You will be in pain :lol: Do you need a checker for your poor in consistant spelling :twisted:
Or punishment can be given :twisted:
Quote by Freckledbird
Are you serving me in a wench-type outfit Mrs FC? :twisted:
Think the boys are all on strike rolleyes

FB trying to find something to wear ! A girl really hasn't got all in her wardrobe :roll:
will this do for you wine

I like the one on the left myself wink
Willxx69 kiss you are always tooooo willing, let me wait on you as the new wench is tarting all over the place !!! he really needs reigning in........God help me its gonna be hard rolleyes
I hate the term middle aged !! I'm 43 and I know I'm getting there but ............... I Love my forties, I have yet to cry as the years roll on by, I get better with age, tis true !
I worry with the hormones rolleyes You men have it so easy confused
I have enjoyed the experiences that I have had in the last couple of years and hope to have more,............................MrFC !!! evil husbandry duties !!!!!! I'll see you later ! lol
Quote by westerross

And your pleasure is cool

Choon bearing a glass of white Grenache :twisted: - or do we actually have serving ladies tonight? If we do, then you bearing a glass of white Grenache would be very nice :twisted:
White Grenache on tap here fer me FB - ....
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Tune !..........you are sooooooooo damn quick rolleyes
FB I have some White Grenache if Tune runs out biggrin
Quote by Freckledbird
Cooooeeeeeeeeeee wave

FB needs a drinky

And your pleasure is cool