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Quote by Warmer
Doctor who?
lp
well... come on... somebody had to, didn't they?
and it had to be you 
:giggle:I think he needs extra :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
just for good measure..
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:giggle: ok extra ...........:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Sex God
Quote by Stormwalker
Mrs FC nice to see you sober for a change just gutted you didn’t have that avatar skirt on though.
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:smile2: as for the skirt :rascal: had one with me, just got to comfy round the pit, and forgot i put me boots on it :confused2: but you never know the next time :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by Kiss
Missy!!!!!!!
I just have visions of you clutching a bag and looking all stressed and scared after being confronted with an angry bird wherever you turn!
You are pure gold.
I second that Kiss :thumbup: I don't know where it comes from but Missy has the power to make someones day with her stories :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Sex God
Quote by KitKat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat
Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ -
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ Easy gets locked in
Wahoooo ! Its the weekend and the suns out :bounce:
Sex God
I have 2 watches, a nice gold one that MrFC bought for me years ago, and I did have a nice junk jewellery watch as I call them.
What I couldn't understand was how hard it was to find another strap to replace it with, as it was an unusal style which is why I liked it
So now I wear the gold watch.
I tend to take of my watch off when I'm on holiday so that I'm not governed by time. Does anyone take off their watch when they are on holiday? Or am i just weird :lol2:
What I couldn't understand was how hard it was to find another strap to replace it with, as it was an unusal style which is why I liked it
So now I wear the gold watch. I tend to take of my watch off when I'm on holiday so that I'm not governed by time. Does anyone take off their watch when they are on holiday? Or am i just weird :lol2:
Sex God
Quote by Missy
How about customising a pair of boxer shorts?
Maybe a looser fitting pair, maybe cut out a hole just below one bum cheek, then sew a tartan (or contrasting colour) patch over it, but leave the top of the patch so it looks like the patch has come unstitched - showing the bottom of your bottom
To prevent them looking camper than Julian Clary at a camping jamboree, go for a more 'punkier' look. The tartan as described or similar, add a couple of buckles .... if they're longer shorts, can even have a buckle on one leg, to slightly gather up a leg, for a more uneven 'haven't tried at all' look. If buckles look a bit ott, then maybe a few well placed studs 8-)
Maybe a chain along the back waistband?
Some of that paint that shows up really bright under black light, could be used somewhere 8-)
Missy now I like this trail of thought :twisted:
Quote by Darkfire
a good pair of fitted black boxers seems to pop into my head and that's about itwhite towels on tanned skin...high quality tight fitting Tshirt and light coloured loose-fit jeans if you've got a butt to die for (otherwise dont bother :lol
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And this one :twisted:
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Quote by willxx69
Bugger!
Been waiting all evening to get in here. Then, when I do, the weekend treat take-away arrives! :x :x
See you all later!
Will
Ahem !! Will........... I'm here for you
don't be sooooo willing to get away for the grub !!
The liquid could be as good...........mind you fill ya boots with the food.
Please say hello to the lovely Saffo x
